Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends electric*

[Jim Bell]

19 minutes ago, Peter C said:

Eagerly awaiting the next update. 

There's not much to say Peter. It's functioning as you would expect for a Mercedes. 

I have gone FULL WANKER and adorned it with owners club badges and some hikwality rubber floor mats. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

Hmmmmm. Close enough.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[barefoot]

Wanker!

[Jim Bell]

Other than that, I'll be investigating the air con non functionality and will be getting parking sensors fitted at some point. 

[Jim Bell]

Just now, barefoot said:

Wanker!

Guilty.  

[Peter C]

The mats that came with it were brand new and of the highest £20 from EBay inc p&p quality!

[Jim Bell]

5 minutes ago, Peter C said:

The mats that came with it were brand new and of the highest £20 from EBay inc p&p quality!

Yes, they were already begining to curl up at the edges! Mind you they were probably just cringing at my badge and stickers.  

If youre protecting vehicle carpet or going on a date, I always suggest the heavyist rubber. Don't rely on the thin stuff.  You'll just end up pulling them out at the last minute.  And nobody wants to be doing that. 

[Fabergé Greggs]

@Jim Bellwhatever happened to the panda 4x4? I keep being tempted by them 

[loserone]

It's outside my house right now

[loserone]

[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, Fabergé Greggs said:

@Jim Bellwhatever happened to the panda 4x4? I keep being tempted by them 

Its living in the dales as above man. 

[Jim Bell]

Well.  

Its been a while since I updated this thread. 

I can't say much things of note have occured, it's generally just been a reliable comfortable car. 

Not long after my last post, I got a weird eBay boner and bid on some REAL DEAL OEM RUBBER MATS. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUT CUMFART

[Jim Bell]

A really lovely older fella from the end of the road has had to give up his modern mercedes and he kindly knocked on my door to offer me some accessories that were no longer needed. 

 

Snow socks. 

 

 

 

And clean juices. 

[Jim Bell]

I managed to find the secret injury clinic. See me after dogging for gauze and eye wash. 

[Jim Bell]

I drove the sumbitch up to the Teesdale meet. A few Shitters had a go and made favourable remarks in relation to build quality and RAW POWER. 

 

 

 

 

 

Was even awarded a prize by @320touring

 

Here it is in the sun near a selection of far nicer cars. 

 

 

 

[loserone]

I've seen those bogs before, they're outside my house.

[Jim Bell]

After that is was mostly trips to the shops and back. Nothing interesting. 

 

What with fucking Covid and fucking Brexit and all of that load of titwank, it had been a while since I'd seen THE SCOTCH, who are by far the best, so I stuck a couple of days holiday in and planned a route up the hill and back. 

 

ONE LAP OF THE NORTH. 

[Jim Bell]

4 minutes ago, loserone said:

I've seen those bogs before, they're outside my house.

Everything outside of my house is a bog, in a pinch. 

[Jim Bell]

It started to rain as I left the house to head north. 

THATLL PROBLY PASS I thought. 

Up the road. 

 

Unacceptable. 

 

 

 

Road snacks. ENGAGE. 

 

Boom. Let's roll 

 

 

Bonus shitting dog. 

[Jim Bell]

These next few are upside down, which is a forum tradition. It's something to do formatting and smartphones but I prefer to blame BORRIS JOHNSTONE. 

 

 

 

 

DO A BARROL ROLE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Border delights. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then back to upside down. 

[Jim Bell]

When in Rome. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daft Scottish water chickens. 

[Agila]

31 minutes ago, Jim Bell said:

I managed to find the secret injury clinic. See me after dogging for gauze and eye wash. 

 

 

[Split_Pin]

Good to catch you again chap, cheers for letting me sit in the Merc and make whispering noises just like a 2.4 V6. It is surprisingly lot bigger than the 75 on the inside.

[Jim Bell]

An absolutely grand time was had talkin pash with the lads at chateaux de la @320touring, marred only by the appocolypse grade rain, floods, me blowing my undertray out hitting a dip full of standing water at 40mph, getting lost in the dark then having to be rescued by @davehedgehog31 in a eurovan.

Other than that, top night. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out of 10, I give the evening;

Cups of tea: 8

Chips: 8

Bants: 8

Toilets: 9

Shite: 10

[Split_Pin]

Hey, you ate chips at Linlithgow Loch and didn't get attacked by a Swan! They can smell chips at 1/2 mile away and will then break your arm.

[Jim Bell]

The sights. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Fumbler]

Nice bogroll.

[Jim Bell]

1 minute ago, Split_Pin said:

Hey, you ate chips at Linlithgow Loch and didn't get attacked by a Swan! They can smell chips at 1/2 mile away and will then break your arm.

 

I had to chin four of them.. don't tell the RSPCA. 

[High Jetter]

Mats matter. Mats matter (c'mon, everybody) Mats matter...

[Jim Bell]

Just now, Fumbler said:

Nice bogroll.

That's what I thought!