Shitting in the shallow end. *Arse friends electric*

[Jim Bell]

Start the clock. 

 

First toilet of the day is guarded by Moo Deng.

Location: Horden Rail Station. 

I challenge Moo Deng for Dominance. 

 

Horden Rail toilet Stats. 

Cleanliness: 5

Panelling: 5

Seat comfort: 1

Narrowness: 1

Description: like having a Swedish prison experience.

 

Jim Bell plays Metrocentre business park Greggs staff toilet. 

 

Metrocentre business park Greggs staff toilet stats. 

Cleanliness: 5

Paneling: 0

Seat comfort: 5

Narrowness : 5

Description: narrower than Kylie Minogue 

JIM BELL PLAYS NARROWNESS

 

[Jim Bell]

Move to next location. 

Watch out for dangers at the roadside. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Breakfast shot has two stages. 

Stage one. 

 

 

 

 

 

Stage 2, when I think about the car I'm collecting real hard. 

[Jim Bell]

"Hello hello hello. 

What's going on here then. Someone isn't trying to post another toilet related thread on a car forum like, again, are they?"

[Jim Bell]

 

[Jim Bell]

LEVEL 2

 

This toilet is guarded by Gary Barlows big son. 

Gary Barlows big Son plays Keilder Water Visitor Centre Toilet. 

 

 

 

Keilder Water Visitors Centre Toilet Stats:

Cleanliness: 2

Seat Belt: 5

Seat Comfort: 3

Handlebars:0

 

 

 

 

 

Jim Bell plays York Rail Station disabled facilities platform 5.

Stats:

Cleanliness: 4

Handlebars: 5

Soap dispenser mounted to mirror: 10. 

Seat comfort: 4

 

 

Jim Bell plays Handlebars. 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

I Wonder what happens if you select P. 

 

 

Jim Bell selects P. 

 

 

JIM BELL LOSES 1050 HEALTH. 

 

[Jim Bell]

Enough silliness.

For anyone interested in what this new car is. Here's a pic of it. 

I've always fancied one but never thought I'd be able to afford one. 

 

 

 

[timolloyd]

Nice Prius!

[Jenson Velcro]

Nice* Caddy

[Jim Bell]

I'll have to do something about that gaffer tape on the back bumper though. 

[Jim Bell]

2 minutes ago, timolloyd said:

Nice Prius!

Can't fool any of you, clearly!

[Jim Bell]

Pez shot. 

Gary Barlows big son for scale. 

[Jim Bell]

One lightly crashed, low Milage* MK2 Toyota Prius. 

 

 

 

 

Always fancied one to see how they compare to the MK1 Insights. Very differently!

 

[captain_70s]

Career path unlocked: JustEat Delivery Driver.

[reb]

Just now, captain_70s said:

Career path unlocked: JustEat Delivery Driver.

I got a burger from just eat last night and it was delivered in a 22 plate Volvo S90

Obviously food delivery is more lucrative than it was when I left

[cms206]

3 minutes ago, captain_70s said:

Career path unlocked: JustEat Delivery Driver.

SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED: East London Uber driver.

[beko1987]

Nice! What milage does the odometer say? 

I see a fair few of these quite cheap on marketplace from Slough and high Wycombe. Always have wondered what one would be like but they all seem to have fucked batteries so I've scrolled on by. They seem to do 300k fairly well though

[Schaefft]

Great purchase, I know it's an appliance on wheels but pretty iconic at the same time, probably for the wrong reasons. I wanna drive this more than the A2!

[Jim Bell]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

Nice! What milage does the odometer say? 

I see a fair few of these quite cheap on marketplace from Slough and high Wycombe. Always have wondered what one would be like but they all seem to have fucked batteries so I've scrolled on by. They seem to do 300k fairly well though

It's showing 120k

MOT history seems to back that up and the interior is really fresh so I think that's honest. Could be wrong like. 

[Jim Bell]

Other than having been lightly crashed, it seems a good steer. 

 

Back bump. 

 

Front bump. 

 

They're on opposite corners so that probably evens out. 

 

 

Taxi for mister Uber eats chinbeard. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

I don't think anyone has ever opened the bonnet. 

You could write your name in the dust. 

 

 

 

 

[Dave_Q]

2 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Career path unlocked: JustEat Delivery Driver.

(Not so) Fun fact - the people who do the Uber heats hourly top-up insurance won't cover a write off which seems scarcely believable considering the state of some of the Yarises doing the rounds in my area

[N Dentressangle]

Never seen one of those with less than 200k on the clock, so you're winning already IMO!

[Jim Bell]

2 hours ago, beko1987 said:

Nice! What milage does the odometer say? 

I see a fair few of these quite cheap on marketplace from Slough and high Wycombe. Always have wondered what one would be like but they all seem to have fucked batteries so I've scrolled on by. They seem to do 300k fairly well though

Oh. I forgot to mention. The battery on this has just been refurbished. 

New cells replaced the dead ones, balanced and healthy. 

 

[N Dentressangle]

AND IT HASN'T GOT THOSE WEIRD SHINY BLACK PLEATHER SEAT COVERS!

[beko1987]

1 minute ago, Jim Bell said:

Oh. I forgot to mention. The battery on this has just been refurbished. 

New cells replaced the dead ones, balanced and healthy. 

 

Wow you have done well! 

[Jim Bell]

https://youtube.com/@kinghornelectricvehicles?si=BK7wkn61qyHxo3so

 

Sellers YouTube. Car was a part ex but battery refurb in house. 

Really really nice fella and doing some really really interesting work converting old heaps to VOLT POWER. 

[tooSavvy]

1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

https://youtube.com/@kinghornelectricvehicles?si=BK7wkn61qyHxo3so

 

Sellers YouTube. Car was a part ex but battery refurb in house. 

Really really nice fella and doing some really really interesting work converting old heaps to VOLT POWER. 

Is it 're-motor' for the Mogg....

Wasn't it featured, in the 70's, as 'electric power, 0-60 5.8sec' ... *then the flex ran out 🤔

🚙💨

[Jim Bell]

Think everything in there is getting EV conversions. It's what they do. 

21 minutes ago, tooSavvy said:

Is it 're-motor' for the Mogg....

Wasn't it featured, in the 70's, as 'electric power, 0-60 5.8sec' ... *then the flex ran out 🤔

🚙💨