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A PT Cruiser is just for Christmas, not for life ALL UR CHROME TAT TO CAVCRAFT PLEASE


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I'd suggest going out in 'style' in a Lands-End to Cape Horn or similar………. one of those budget charity things. I reckon it'd be perfect fodder for one of them. - But sa a caveat - I do truly hate these things…..………

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I’ll buy another ticket or two...

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I don’t hate them at all. They’re an odd looking automobile - much maligned by a general populace who deem them as shite. If only there was a websi.............

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I was one of the few who actually wanted to win this fecker, purely to convert it into a van to advertise the business. I’ve got neither the time or disposable readies to do anything with it (this is assuming my better half is liable to view this thread) but please don’t let it get to the last resort situation if you know what I mean.

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It won't be bridged!

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(searches eBay for Chrome flames and Chinese dragon seat covers and pyjamas)

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I was one of the few who actually wanted to win this....

I only ever enter raffles if I could use the car.

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(searches eBay for Chrome flames and Chinese dragon seat covers and pyjamas)

You'll also need a hoody with wolves and Indians on it.

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Oh, have they moved on from fleeces?

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Surely the only correct wear for driving this is an AS hoody?

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Surely the only correct wear for driving this is an AS hoody?

 

Worn back to front, with the hood up...

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I forgot to mention to Billy this car comes with a free wolf T-shirt as part of the package, kindly supplied by the previous owner. It's the law to wear it, apparently. I've never worn it. I'm handing myself into the cop shop later.

 

Anyway, you soft buggers - save the PT Cruiser ? It's not a dog about to put to sleep you know....

 

Transfer of ownership arrangements are vaguely in place....

 

I've told my non existent children the black car is going to live on the farm.

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Join UK Cruisers please...

 

Best key fob

Best reversing

Best standard car

 

Sadly, I'm not making this up.

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G1ESH is so close to Gash.

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I tried to find some nicely modified ones

I really did, but I was overwhelmed by the doublesided tape and chrome.

 

I only managed to find the one, and I think it's bang on. Would!

 

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I can't hate them... It's very annoying, damn this thread

I can. I just look at them and want to commit seppuku with whatever I have in my hand.

 

They're the automotive equivalent of Coldplay. Or Nickelback. Or Black Sabbath or some other horrendous pile of shit.

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How dare you soil my screen with the C word!  No PT will ever be that soporific, not even a diesel!

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It's even worse, I've been a passenger in one a few times, its not even thaaaaat bad

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Fuck this. How much do you want Billy? I’m local. Lots of nonsense talk!

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^^^ It's the irresistible thought of rocking up to the next UK Cruisers meet that swung it for you, am I right??

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By the look of them you could tell a half decent joke and get elected king of the Cruiser owners clan in point seven of an minute.

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By the look at it you could become tribal chief by having your own teeth.

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Fuck this. How much do you want Billy? I’m local. Lots of nonsense talk!

 

Be very aware that there is a local Cruiser group for Derby and Notts and they meet every month on a Sunday. I have miraculously failed to be sucked into this evil clan....

 

Anyway, if it's a toss up between a delivery to Bridgford or a hike along the A50 I know which one I'd favour ;)

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As an added bonus you can have the remainder of my UK Cruisers membership -  about a week I think. I never got a membership card. Tightwads.

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Hands up who thinks Binhoker should get a pm?

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