For Sale OMG GGG Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen - Now Force Ale again!

[BorniteIdentity]

The winner is honouring the deal.

He's only from Ashton and will check out these pages.

Horah.

 

When does the next vehicle arrive?!

[Guest Hooli]

It's only money.

 

Fact is, after driving the R16 for over 2,000km in three days, getting into this thing feels like being on a rack at Colditz Castle.

 

They didn't have a rack last time I went.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I don't see a rack mentioned on these historical plans:

 

[Guest Hooli]

Following that proof I call JUNKNEWS!

[Jim Bell]

I honestly thought until just right now that it was called Coldtitz.

[Schaefft]

Fun fact: In the budget sports saloons TG episode, Clarkson, May and Hammond drove from Berlin to the Lausitzring track and stayed in Colditz over night. BUT COLDITZ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EITHER OF THEM. LIARS!

 

Just thought I'd let you know...

 

Congrats on selling the Merc btw, this must be the first time a car got sold on Ebay and someone actually paid for it.

[Junkman]

I didn't sell it.

The Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen will remain in the Junkfleet for the time being.

[Guest Hooli]

You'd have missed it if it'd gone.

[Felly Magic]

You needf Xtriple's Jag when he sells it BEKOZ VEETWELV

[Junkman]

You'd have missed it if it'd gone.

 

Yes, but I will continue practicing my aim

[BorniteIdentity]

Wanna talk about it man?

[yes oui si]

Sad but also happy that it may yet remain within the beigeorhood...

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I didn't sell it.

The Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen will remain in the Junkfleet for the time being.

 

 

The Fuehrer wouldn't have been seen dead in a four cylinder Merc. If you've ever seen the film 'Fatherland', such vehicles would have been the preserve of civil servants, in black if they were driven by the Bad Guys.

[Junkman]

Right.

 

A service it is then.

 

Six fucking litres. Oil. In a fucking four banger.

To put this into fucking perspective, a 440 TNT (aka cop motor) requires four-and-a-half.

 

This is infuckingsane.

 

Six fucking litres. Of oil.

 

The mind boggles.

 

I despair.

[Junkman]

I just told Junkdaughter #2 that I have to put six fucking litres of engine oil into the Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen for a fucking oil change.

 

She said: Are you fucking mad?

 

I said: Yes, I fucking am.

[doubleyeller]

I just told Junkdaughter #2 that I have to put six fucking litres of engine oil into the Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen for a fucking oil change.

 

She said: Are you fucking mad?

 

I said: Yes, I fucking am.

So what happened to the sale? Tyre kicking "I bid to view" idiot? Or was it one of those silent types?

[Junkman]

Six litres.

 

 

of fucking oil.

 

 

 

Is it the fucking planet that does it to its species, or is it the fucking other way around?

 

Six fucking litres of oil. In a fucking fourbanger.

 

This fucking world has gone fucking insane.

[Junkman]

So what happened to the sale? Tyre kicking "I bid to view" idiot? Or was it one of those silent types?

 

Do not annoy me with this small brain shit.

 

Six fucking litres of engine oil.

 

I haven't filled that much fucking oil into an engine since I changed the fucking oil of a fucking Tiger tank.

And that was a bloody V12 built to conquer the fucking world!

 

If that Hitler type were still alive, I'd have him drink two of those fucking six litres, I swear.

[Junkman]

I better put it through this good for nothing M o fucking T test before I put six motherless litres of motherfucking oil in it.

 

What an epic fucking waste.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Do you need help making a Downfall meme about this six litres of oil?

[Junkman]

You write like only someone could do who doesn't have to fucking pay for them.

[Felly Magic]

How big is the fucking sump on this twat? Fucksakes.

[doubleyeller]

You write like only someone could do who doesn't have to fucking pay for them.

Is it one of those special Mercedes oils made from Unicorn piss at £82/litre + VAT?

 

The annoying thing about the oil change in most cars is the very fact that they take 4 litres. So you always have to buy 2 bottles because you need the other for top-ups down the line or one bottle only takes it just past the bottom line.

 

So with a 6 litre sump, you also need two bottles, and have 2 litres left for the top ups.

[Peter C]

So what happened to the sale? Tyre kicking "I bid to view" idiot? Or was it one of those silent types?

What he said.

 

What happened?

[They_all_do_that_sir]

I feel your pain. The piddly four pot in my modern benz consumes the same quantity for reasons unknown....

 

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[pshome]

You did fill the correct stuff, did you?

 

[artdjones]

What's the fuss?20 litre drums of 10w40 are only £50-60.Enough for three fills.

[dollywobbler]

Sorry. How many litres was that again?

[HMC]

DB seem quite good at that. I Had a late 90s CLK once- 3.2v6. Eight litres (!)

[Mally]

Can't see the problem, we use 50 litres a year in a Zetec.