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tall, slim, funny looking - it's ROFFLE TIME !!1!1!11! paid in full - DRAW TONIGHT 20:30 MUCH EXCITE :)


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aah, Falkirk, right in the middle. Although I work in Edinburgh if it would make anyone's life easier ?

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My missus has friends in Edinburgh so I reckon I could get a lift off her. Happy days!

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Paid up!

 

Wife will be pissed if I win, so happy days

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I'm forever not winning things I don't want. Yet to win one. Always wanted one of these though, it's a bit me, somewhere between current Venga and previous A class. My wife also likes things that are tall and odd looking (IE me), and I'm that keen I pre-emptively mentioned this to her this morning.

Her: "Why the fuck would you want a small tall car? You've already got one" 

Me: *does a face*

Her: "oh yeah"
Me: "It's sort of dark green I think?"

Her: "ooh!"

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I'm forever not winning things I don't want. Yet to win one. Always wanted one of these though, it's a bit me, somewhere between current Venga and previous A class. My wife also likes things that are tall and odd looking (IE me), and I'm that keen I pre-emptively mentioned this to her this morning.

Her: "Why the fuck would you want a small tall car? You've already got one" 

Me: *does a face*

Her: "oh yeah"

Me: "It's sort of dark green I think?"

Her: "ooh!"

 

 

 

 

Our house this morning,

Me- in a roffle draw for a car on Saturday,

Her - you're a fucking tit !

Harmony restored

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"what do you think of these?" *Shows photos from this thread*

 

"It's your money, buy as many tickets as you fucking want."

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Never mention things until you win. That works best

Top advice , applies to anything you buy really, I got away with ever bigger camera lenses because they are all black , then I bought a white one home , is that a new lens , er, how much did that cost, er

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Roffles are a bit like mistresses, you know the one you want but you somehow keep sticking a metaphorical digit in the bit on the side.

 

Two bottles of plonk into a night out before collecshun Fred tomorrow, I casually added, ‘oh btw 1 buying a car tomoz but have these two on the boil and I might have four cars on drive this time next week if God decides to proper dick about with me’

 

She took it as straight faced as a politicians wife right up until I mentioned Falkirk, she’s got bloody mates in Grangemouth, it’s almost like in doing her a favour taking everyone up there to get it!

 

Can they not see the light?

 

Looking forward to driving a new steed this afternoon.

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My colleagues often enjoy my stories of all the roffles I enter into and show their disappointment and sympathy* when my lucky numbers don't come up.

 

Interestingly they all seem to like the A2 because it's quirky and all said, definitely a Clayts car.

 

When I said I felt my number (58) seemed to me to be one that would never be a bonus ball they called me a twat, and rightly so.

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cryptic message solved, and new payments received, list updated many thanks.

 

We're currently waiting on :

 

jimbobmcgregor (not read payment pm yet)

djoptix

broadsword

 

I'll send them a gentle reminder.

 

In the meantime, thanks very much to everyone who has sent over their payments and good luck for the draw.

 

Here's a dash-at-night pic to keep you going :)

 

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Never mention things until you win. That works best

I find it best to be in a relationship with someone who lets you do anything you want with your money as long as the bills are paid :)

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You can have one of my tickets, I'm trying to de-risk guven I've bought something tomorrow.

 

You'd need to wang me a tenner as I've already paid if you want it.

Pmd

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If MikeR is reading this.

 

If I win this is my Christmas Present to his wife. We will hide it in the in laws garage until the great Christmas day reveal.

 

It's gonna be sooooooooo funny.

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I find it best to be in a relationship with someone who lets you do anything you want with your money as long as the bills are paid :)

Absolutely, but it also gets tiresome having to explain why you need another car that has an mot in minutes and is at the other end of the country then not winning it.

 

Save the discussion for the winners :-)

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GM can you stick me in for 56 please? I've paid Ohdearme.

 

Cheers.

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Just three names to tick off :

 

Jimbobmcgregor

Broadsword

Djoptix

 

and the fun* can begin :)

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I think it is fair to say that we are all wanting to go for a draw tonight so I shall set a 5pm cut off for payments from the three outstanding members. If they have not made contact / sent payment by 5pm, I will offer the spare numbers at half price to those of you who are already on the list.

 

If you are interested in being on a "waiting list" for one of these numbers, please send me a message asap as it will be on a first come first served basis.

 

If the three unsold numbers are not claimed and one of them come see up, the car will not be won by a non paying member, we will use ball number 6 to choose the winner (or ball number 5 if necessary).

 

I know life sometimes gets in the way and they probably have good reason for not being in touch but I think this is the fairest way to proceed.

 

Cheers all, and good luck !

 

gm

 

 

ps. I shall be at work all day, checking in via poor mobile signal and patchy wifi, don't panic if you don't get an immediate response, I will get back to you.

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waiting list is just for two places now

 

1. wack

2. geordieinexile

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Paid!
 

Sorry, had forgotten all about it. Fingers crossed for later.

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