Sold Daewoo Lanos. SELT

[phil_lihp]

I thought of this thread this morning on my cycle to work, as I was passed by a Daewoo Lanos...saloon.  Had you asked me five minutes earlier, I would have said that such a thing was but the fevered dream of a madman, but apparently not.  Not an attractive shape but still less ungainly than a Fabia shatch.

 

Anyway, I realise I'm not really helping your sale much, just wanted to share.  As you were.

[Jim Bell]

I didnt think they were a thing either!

 

Hell of a spot man.

[RayMK]

When these were new I thought they were ill-proportioned blobs by a company with a silly name. Next door had one a bit later, reinforcing my views every day. I once had a ride in a brand new Astra shaped Daewoo.  It was awful and sounded like a 120K clapped out ex-rep's car.

 

Now, I bloody like the Lanos.  Does this mean I could like Jukes in a few more years?  I am beginning to doubt my sanity.

 

GLWTS.  It seems to be a nice little car and it's even developed a bit of character.

[Jim Bell]

Ok, who told this car that it was for sale?

 

Because it fucking knows.

 

In protest, it has withdrawn screen washer jet functionality.

 

 

Mardy twot that it is.

[egg]

From some messing about on Google apparently the 4 door is still sold by Zaz in Ukraine?!

 

http://www.zaz.ua/models/sens-sd/price.html

 

[Jim Bell]

Zaz are making Senz.

 

[phil_lihp]

Never mind that, what about this?

 

http://www.zaz.ua/models/lanos-pickup/price.html

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Me earlier:

https://youtu.be/1ZM6Gdk0nPQ

That’s a proven method of turning an ordinary car into a SPORTS CAR.

Is yours now a sports car? If so, make sure you tell your insurance company and the DVLA.

[Jim Bell]

That’s a proven method of turning an ordinary car into a SPORTS CAR.

Is yours now a sports car? If so, make sure you tell your insurance company and the DVLA.

 

 

It certainly sounds more sporty.  I cant say its a performance mod though.

[Jim Bell]

Well with zero interest on AS and Facebook, and Gumtree, we arrive at our last resort..... RED HOT SCRAP VALU ROFFLE.

 

Jesus these things really are unloved.

 

THIS IS A DRIVING, STOPPING, MOTD CAR THAT YOU CAN DRIVE AWAY TO ANYWHERE YOU LIKE. Taxed, motd and insured to drive away.

 

COMES WHIFF:

£75.00 WORTH OF BRAKE PARTS (discs,pads,calliper)

 

A LITERAL BUCKET OF TOOLS.

 

An LED torch.

 

A BRAND NEW AIR FRESHENER.

 

NEW WIPER BLADES.

 

All for BELOW QUARTER OF THE PRICE OF THE WIPER BLADES!!!!!!

 

 

£2.50 A GO. GET IT WHILE ITS RED HOT.

[Jim Bell]

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[Angrydicky]

I'd much rather see this at the Festival of the Unexceptional than the Sherpa Sports and bubble arched MK1 Escorts that showed up last year. Bloody rare now.

[Simonsays]

It's shite.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4 randoms please.

[dollywobbler]

Two randoms plz.

[davehedgehog31]

Three randoms pls and thx.

[DeeJay]

Two randoms for me please.

[stephen01]

I'll take two randoms please

[Jim Bell]

Cheers lads. List updated.

[Rave]

8, 13, 36 and a random please!

[Dick Cheeseburger]

One non-specific-number-chosen-by-your-own-fickle-finger-of-fate please.

[Jim Bell]

One non-specific-number-chosen-by-your-own-fickle-finger-of-fate please.

You get 50. Thats american for police.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

You get 50. Thats american for police.

No, I only want one. Not one one, but ONE. You know.

[clayts450]

Two randoms please

[Pat Earrings]

4 randoms please!

[Supernaut]

Number 30 please.

[JohnK]

I will take 4 as well

[Jim Bell]

Cheeers dudes. List updated.

[AndyW201]

Giz a tenners worth please m8.

[Faker]

Giz too randoms mister!

[phil_lihp]

Go on then, I'll have a couple of randoms.