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Der Führerwagen is FINALLY sold - Suggestions for replacement invited - Caution: No Diesels!


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Is there a car she fancies that could be purchased?

 

Nope.

 

 

Buy her something more appropriate for the mileage she does?

I sadly can't afford a Buick Roadmaster at the moment.

 

 

 

Or maybe it's time for his and hers matching 405s?

 

Although my memory is sketchy as fuck nowadays, I think we have already established that 405s aren't readily available to buy?

 

 

Sod it all, just give the junkwoman the Mobylette and the child can ride pillion!

 

I let you in on some funny facts now:

 

In the Ununited Kingdom you need a driving licence, a registration and an MoT for a moped, which you also have to tax if you want to use it.

I've not heard anything this ridiculous in all my life until after I bought a moped in the UK, but it's true!

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Purchase back your old Granada Estate? IIRC you did not want to sell it but it had to be sold off in haste to make way for the Green Lean Machine.

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Wrong.

 

The Beastestate and the Green Lean Machine had to be sold off in haste because life is a bitch.

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I am personally of the opinion that the Velsatis is frankly the only sensible option for your frankly very specific/unrealistic stipulations Mr J!

 

3.5 litre, V6, Petrol, Automatic, 12 months MOT and in your back yard, £850. And you only need to sell the wings as a separate item, you can then sell the Merc when an eligible idiot walks past your drive!

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/12-months-mot-does-require-a-bit-of-tlc-to-make-it-perfect-but-does-run/1303080832

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I am personally of the opinion that the Velsatis is frankly the only sensible option for your frankly very specific/unrealistic stipulations Mr J!

 

3.5 litre, V6, Petrol, Automatic, 12 months MOT and in your back yard, £850. And you only need to sell the wings as a separate item, you can then sell the Merc when an eligible idiot walks past your drive!

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/12-months-mot-does-require-a-bit-of-tlc-to-make-it-perfect-but-does-run/1303080832

Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case.

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Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case.

More or less, which is making the Vel Satis strangely appealing. However, pretty much everything else breaks on them. But who care for under a grand?

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£583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though!

 

Five hundred and eighty three pounds!

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£583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though!

 

Five hundred and eighty three pounds!

 

In the words of the immortal Junkman:

 

"And so fucking whaaat?"

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The only way that 605 could be more Junkman is if it was in a giant Revell box and wearing a fucking Tyrolean hat.

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£583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though!

 

Five hundred and eighty three pounds!

 

That's only £48.50 for a month and it's bound to be off the road for the next eleven.

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The only way that 605 could be more Junkman is if it had 1.5 times the number of cylinders & cc it currently has.

/predictable post

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Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case.

Every gasket on mine was made from only that special brittle material you find with a red post office elastic band, left out in the sun for two years.

Oh and OMFG timing chain rattles!

 

GIB

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Had I the several thousand Pounds Sterling this will eventually be bid to, I'd so bloody own it, it's unreal.

That, or a Lanz Bulldog.

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Der Führerwagen is gone!

How did that happen? I thought it had all fallen through....

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You must purchase that tractor, it has the GGG stamped on it already.

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Excellent stuff! So what are you going to go for in the final analysis - the Velshittis?

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Excellent stuff! So what are you going to go for in the final analysis - the Velshittis?

Full leather interior

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What will JM buy next? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel

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I'm sure Eddy could draw up an attractive finance plan for Huggy lol

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What will JM buy next? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel

 

A presentable sensible modern car that's economical, yet provides reasonable comfort,

the selection of which being based on the suggestions in this thread.

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...but you already have a Renault 16, why would you need another one?

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