Shite Raffle Technique Ideas

[Supernaut]

Mods move this to the correct section if needed.

 

On the back of Wingz123's literal raffle draw, I thought we could come up with some creative ideas of drawing raffle winners.

 

- I quite liked the method used at SF16 where the names of the entrants were written on the tyre (in appropriate sizes of segments according to how many tickets they had bought), then the car was jacked up and taken up to speed, then left to freewheel down. There was a stick mounted on the wheel arch and wherever it landed won, wheel of fortune style.

 

- Fill a bag with 60 ping pong balls (with the numbers written on them), then drive the car being roffled over the bag. The one that lands furthest away is the winner.

 

- Another bag-of-ping-pong-balls idea. Put the bag over the exhaust of the roffle car and rev it until the bag pops. The ball that lands furthest away wins.

 

- 60 ping pong balls thrown into the car. Drive the car around a short course with some tight corners and some bumps. Then get somebody else, while blindfolded, to root around inside the car. The first ping pong ball they find wins.

 

 

 

Stonedagain had the idea to mark the lawn out into 60 equal sized, numbered squares, then let the dog out. Whichever square the dog shits in first is the winning number. Proper shite roffle!

 

 

 

 

 

Go on then. Hit me with your insane raffle ideas! Whether these actually get used or not is up to the next person to raffle a car. It goes without saying that the 'draw' needs to be recorded and uploaded to Youtube!

[beko1987]

Jake bullet numbers and sells 59 dice. The first one to have a not received case opened on ebay is the winnah

[hairnet]

billy

 

baseball bat (can you see where this is going)

 

keep hitting him until unconcious - the last blow is the number picked

 

sorry bill love ya really (only a chelsea reason honest)

[New POD]

Rather than a Roffle, everyone pays £X to enter and say why they really want it or don't want it, in 100 words or less.  and then everyone gets one secret vote and the person that gets more votes wins.

Unlimited numbers of tickets. But you can only buy one.

 

So it someone were flogging a Berlingo Multispace, rather than struggle to sell 59 tickets at 11 quid each they might decide to sell them at £1 each and hope to sell 649 tickets or sell them at £3 and sell 300 or £4 and sell 170 tickets.

Now 170 choices of who to vote for might be difficult for some, but it's an idea.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Snail racing. Might take time to get 59 snails together and mark the shells with tippex but it would be worth it.

 

Bonus points if it’s live streamed.

[Pillock]

 

 

Rather than a Roffle, everyone pays £X to enter and say why they really want it or don't want it, in 100 words or less. and then everyone gets one secret vote and the person that gets more votes wins.

 

Sounds awfully like the sob story bit on Britain's Got X Factor.

 

*A bit of rubbish tap dancing, or a singing hamster*

"You see, I was born without an anus. My whole life has been a struggle, this would mean the world to me"

*moar tap dancing*

[chodweaver]

^^ Lolololol!

 

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[Jams]

Think we should all chip in and get Beko to make us a bingo machine like the one on phonix nights!

[somewhatfoolish]

A random number generator based on a Maestro digital dashboard, so really just a Maestro digital dash.

[chaseracer]

Sounds awfully like the sob story bit on Britain's Got X Factor.

 

*A bit of rubbish tap dancing, or a singing hamster*

"You see, I was born without an anus. I am full of shit, this would mean the world to me"

*moar crap dancing*

 

EFA

 

[chaseracer]

Dartboard.  Billeh.  Job jobbed.

 

So long as you'd bought the ticket marked WALL or BARKEEP'S FOREHEAD...

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I like the dog shit one.

And the suggestion about Beaker making a bingo machine. Actually, couldn't you have 59 numbered pong ping balls, lob them in a Dyson, let it cyclone the feckers for 59 seconds, and then wait to see which ball stopped closest to a sharpie X scribbled onto the casing? Like treasure, but better.

[gm]

Nah man, what you need here is bingo sheep !

 

[chaseracer]

[hairnet]

wait for chaseracer to talk about french cars then how many seconds till you fell asleep

 

or take his french cars off him replace with german how many minutes till he exploded

[Des]

What about the cream on the cookie game, only with a supersize pizza base. Loser has to eat the 59 'toppings' soggy pizza but drives home in a new car.

[sierraman]

How about a £5 down each and the first one round your house trailering the bloody thing away wins it?

[DodgeRover]

Home made propane canon loaded with 59 numbered dice, point canon at target of ballistic jelly (or 8x4 sheet of polystyrene) 100ft away, closest dice to bullseye wins

[beko1987]

Numbers 1 to 59.

 

However,those numbers are the days it takes Billy to sell whatever fucked up shit he's bought that day

[beko1987]

Or, I'll get a Dyson in, and a bag of plaster dust. 1 to 59 in seconds until it dies. Round up or down for half seconds where needed

[Talbot]

Or, I'll get a Dyson in, and a bag of plaster dust. 1 to 59 in seconds until it dies. Round up or down for half seconds where needed

That would be unfair. Clearly a number under 5 will win.

[LightBulbFun]

someone needs to to get one of these for choosing the winning number in the Next Raffle 

because who doesn't love Nixie Tubes

 

another idea would be, find the most rotten car you can and put it through an MOT then the number of seconds in it fails at is the winning number   (you could also do this with the Car being Roffled if its shit enough  )