What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[michiel]

I almost set fire to his hair.

 

Dare I ask how/why?

[ashmicro]

Over enthusiastic Zippo? I actually did set my mate's hair alight at the weekend in this manner, while lighting a cigarette for her.

[ashmicro]

Over enthusiastic Zippo? I actually did set my mate's hair alight at the weekend in this manner, while lighting a cigarette for her.

[MrDuke]

I almost set fire to his hair.

 

Dare I ask how/why?

 

He was peering into the engine bay when I fired it up. There's no air filter, and it seems some petrol had pooled in the carb barrel. It looked mightily impressive from behind the wheel, but I may have taken a year or so off his life.

[MrDuke]

I almost set fire to his hair.

 

Dare I ask how/why?

 

He was peering into the engine bay when I fired it up. There's no air filter, and it seems some petrol had pooled in the carb barrel. It looked mightily impressive from behind the wheel, but I may have taken a year or so off his life.

[Vin]

Like quite a few fellow shiters I was in Harrogate this weekend, although unfortunately I didn't attend any Citroen shows. I did take some pictures while I was in the town though and will add to the appropriate thread.

 

Now this made me double take - It was unbelievably shite

 

I took it on Saturday tea time. It was parked outside 'The Bell' in the middle of Harrogate.

 

 

Check out this rear valance and the zip ties

 

[Vin]

Like quite a few fellow shiters I was in Harrogate this weekend, although unfortunately I didn't attend any Citroen shows. I did take some pictures while I was in the town though and will add to the appropriate thread.

 

Now this made me double take - It was unbelievably shite

 

I took it on Saturday tea time. It was parked outside 'The Bell' in the middle of Harrogate.

 

 

Check out this rear valance and the zip ties

 

[willswitchengage]

More phone shite - anyone look into the crowd during the olimpicks opening/closing? Camer flashes are dying out and being replaced with the dull and long iphone "flash" which safe to say looks shit.

[willswitchengage]

More phone shite - anyone look into the crowd during the olimpicks opening/closing? Camer flashes are dying out and being replaced with the dull and long iphone "flash" which safe to say looks shit.

[DSdriver]

...I was in Harrogate this weekend...

 

Are you sure you weren't in France?

[DSdriver]

...I was in Harrogate this weekend...

 

Are you sure you weren't in France?

[cort16]

Cripes that Merc's a right stinker. That rear valence might need some work.

[cort16]

Cripes that Merc's a right stinker. That rear valence might need some work.

[willswitchengage]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012 ... dependence

 

Whatever you think of Gordy B, he's talking a lot of sense here. Alex Salmond is such a shit and represents exclusively what's possibly the most historically dangerous and tragic political viewpoint - nationalism.

[willswitchengage]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012 ... dependence

 

Whatever you think of Gordy B, he's talking a lot of sense here. Alex Salmond is such a shit and represents exclusively what's possibly the most historically dangerous and tragic political viewpoint - nationalism.

[Cavcraft]

'Salmond, leader of the Scottish National party, plans to use the Commonwealth Games, hosted by Glasgow 2014 and other major events – such as the Ryder Cup golf tournament at Gleneagles and a Scottish clans homecoming festival – as springboards to promote Scotland's cultural and political vitality, to build up support for independence.'

 

Obviously not the same Commonwealth Games based on members of the British Empire then Salmond, you odious fat tw*t?

[Cavcraft]

'Salmond, leader of the Scottish National party, plans to use the Commonwealth Games, hosted by Glasgow 2014 and other major events – such as the Ryder Cup golf tournament at Gleneagles and a Scottish clans homecoming festival – as springboards to promote Scotland's cultural and political vitality, to build up support for independence.'

 

Obviously not the same Commonwealth Games based on members of the British Empire then Salmond, you odious fat tw*t?

[Lacquer Peel]

Former British Empire countries, surely.

[Lacquer Peel]

Former British Empire countries, surely.

[Richard]

For all his faults Alex Salmond is by far the best First Minister we've had. Donald Dewar was dead, Jim Wallace was a Lib-Dem, Henry McLeish was caught with his fingers in the till and Jack McConnell was an utter cunt.

[Richard]

For all his faults Alex Salmond is by far the best First Minister we've had. Donald Dewar was dead, Jim Wallace was a Lib-Dem, Henry McLeish was caught with his fingers in the till and Jack McConnell was an utter cunt.

[trigger]

That old Merc is great!, I saw a white one in the same condition in Colchester earlier this year but didn't get any photos, it was green with moss as well!

 

For a while I've been fancying a old record player for the living room, I bought one last week for £11 which turned out to be a bit pants, It worked alright but was a bit tatty looking and it had a 8 track, then i saw this one on ebay, a few bids later and it was mine for £40, Turns out it belongs to the sellers mum and she died so he was selling her belongs off to pay for a headstone, she bought it on HP back in 1958, it looks fab.

 

 

 

It plays well if a little crackley but it seems quite collectable, it's a Pye Black Box with a Monarch turntable if anyone cares.

[michiel]

He was peering into the engine bay when I fired it up. There's no air filter, and it seems some petrol had pooled in the carb barrel. It looked mightily impressive from behind the wheel, but I may have taken a year or so off his life.

 

[M'coli]

...and Jack McConnell was an utter cunt.

His sister has enormous tits, however!

[Guest]

Found some Weetabix on Cross Street.

 

[Tayne]

As its not in a yellow and blue box, how can you tell its not a piece of cardboard packaging or chip board?

[pompei]

Where's the difference?

[Ross_K]

For all his faults Alex Salmond is by far the best First Minister we've had.

 

That's like saying a punch in the mouth's better than a kick in the balls.

 

Jack McConnell was a fucking bollocks alright, but so too is Salmond. The fact that he's pals with Rupert Murdoch is enough for me...

 

Can't see an independent Scotland happening any time soon though... It'd be as fucked as Ireland before the decade's out.

[Spiny Norman]

Spotted this rather nicely restored old ferry puttering 'doon the watter' on Saturday when I was out playing with my new zoom lens.

 

[Guest]

Was it made of Weetabix?