For Sale For Sale VW T4 van

[Uncle Jimmy]

For sale is my 1994 VW T4 van. A mouth breather has fucked me about on ebay...Why I imagined selling it on there would be sensible I now wonder.

Here's the original advert.

 

Volkswagen T4 1.9D, manual 5speed, Mileage just over 191,000 mls. MOT'ed until March 2018.

Ply lined with boarded floor, heavy duty roof rack, extra back seat, CD player. Cam belt and water pump done at approx. 182,000 mls, recent oil change. Starts first time every time and will return 50mpg on the motorway. Spare wheel and four good tyres. Lots of small bumps and dents including to sliding door, one to offside sill, one to bonnet. and front panel. Arches have been repaired but some corrosion breaking out again, also corrosion around windscreen and rear windows. Chassis is very solid and needs no work. Rear bumper has been crudely mended, offside rear light cracked and offside wing mirror damaged. Heater works but could do with the control knob fixing (poor connection), bear in mind this van is approaching 25 years old, it has all the dings and marks you would expect! Overall a solid reliable van which has taken me to Tolouse and back twice with no issues. Can be used as is or given some TLC to the bodywork will last some years yet. I am selling as I haven't the time, skills or somewhere under cover to do the bodywork to a decent standard.

Shitters price £950. Price for numbnuts coming on this forum just to annoy me and get a cheap van, fuck off.

[DaveDorson]

Are these as glacially slow as the 1.6 D was in the T3?

[Uncle Jimmy]

MOT'ed until March 18.

*has valuable and stylish 'Autoshite' sticker in rear window.

[Cavcraft]

Well worth the money. Trust me, these are going to be the next ‘thing’ with Dubbores, mat black the bonnet and put an iron cross sticker on it, lob an MFI wardrobe and a dog piss sleeping back in the back and some semi-permed hair do pretend surfer will snatch your bollocks off for £500 more in no time.

 

/unhelpful comment: I’d genuineky 100% buy this if I had the money

[SiC]

That is incredibly cheap for one of these.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Are these as glacially slow as the 1.6 D was in the T3?

Slow as fuck, will do 85 on motorway but that's flogging it to death, happy at 65 and will do 50mpg at that rate.

[DaveDorson]

Slow as fuck, will do 85 on motorway but that's flogging it to death, happy at 65 and will do 50mpg at that rate.

 

Sounds awesome.

 

As others have commented, this is massively cheap.  If I wasn't 10 vehicles in, and skint, I'd snap this right up immediately, for two reasons.  One, I'm a dubber and love crappy old commercials, and Two, I could actually make proper use of a van like this for my crewing at VW Drag Racing events and mountain biking.  Unfortunately, it's the wrong side of my December pay bonus.  Otherwise I'd be negotiating a meeting at a near by railway station and figuring out a way to get this past the wife.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Well worth the money. Trust me, these are going to be the next ‘thing’ with Dubbores, mat black the bonnet and put an iron cross sticker on it, lob an MFI wardrobe and a dog piss sleeping back in the back and some semi-permed hair do pretend surfer will snatch your bollocks off for £500 more in no time.

/unhelpful comment: I’d genuineky 100% buy this if I had the money

They already are the next big thing.

I had the grinding misfortune to attend a campervan show last summer. Looked more like Aldermaston march c1985 but smellier.

VW's are OK in my book but the 'scene' is just distresses me

[Uncle Jimmy]

Tis a good price indeed comrades, especially as it has 4 good rubber boots and new rubber belts holding its lederhosen up. It cost me quite a lot more sans service and *original steelies a couple of years ago.

I've lost £40 because of one retard on ebay and don't want more of it, hence a gentleperson on here shall have the opportunity to purchase.

[SherpaMog]

Whereabouts is it please?

[DaveDorson]

Can I interest you in any of my current shite collection?

[Uncle Jimmy]

 

Dubbores

[SherpaMog]

Whereabouts is it please?

[Uncle Jimmy]

Whereabouts is it please?

Stroud Glos.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Can I interest you in any of my current shite collection?

Only if you have a mangled DKW.

[barefoot]

Has it got a full camping interior?

What colour is it? 

I really love blue.

And would you swap for a selection of broken electronic games?

[SherpaMog]

How urgent is collecshun if I got the readies to you m8?

I could Bob over between Christmas and new year.

[Uncle Jimmy]

I'd like to get it moved on asap really, where are you based?

[SherpaMog]

Cheshire, nantwich to be precise.

[SherpaMog]

Is it taxed to get me home? Its 2 hours 20 mins away, it isn't epic

[SherpaMog]

Fuck it I will have this if that's OK, but is it possible to collect not this weekend, the one after?

[Kiltox]

This is a megabarg - I've bought something really fucking stupid instead of this and I regret it already 

[SiC]

This is a megabarg - I've bought something really fucking stupid instead of this and I regret it already

It's also closer to you than the shit heap van you're buying.

[wuvvum]

I sold my one for £800 last year.  Phone was red hot and the eventual purchaser came all the way up from fugging Torquay.  On that basis £950 seems like a pretty fair price.

[83C]

Fuck. Thats a colossal bargain.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Sold to Sherpamog

And yes, it's taxed and ready to roll.

[The Old Bloke Next Door]

Absolute bargain at the price. Sold mine two years ago for a grand, very similar condition to yours, 213000 miles, same engine, which aren't as bad as the reputation they have.

Dealer from up north bought it, brought a driver with him and paid me the Bumtree asking price in cash.Yours is the cheapest one I've seen for ages.

[Jazoli]

FFS you have to be quick on here these days.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Yes, they're like bloody vultures. Alright, more like oil soaked flightless gannets then.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Another day another satisfied Autoshite customer, Sherpamog on his way earlier today. Will he keep us updated with his campervan conversion, will he become a Dubbore?