I'm scared. This is not going to end well.

[Junkman]

Breakfast.

 

[DVee8]

Why is there a picture of Liam Gallagher on you fag packet?

Good luck by the way

[dollywobbler]

Jeepers, do you drink HGF mayo for breakfast?

[JeeExEll]

Collection?

[eddyramrod]

It can only not end well if you're going to Lincolnshire, allegedly.  So stop worrying man!

[barefoot]

What is that?

Gay tea?

[Junkman]

It can only not end well if you're going to Lincolnshire, allegedly.  So stop worrying man!

 

It won't end well. I haven't even started worrying yet, man, yet I'm already shitting myself.

[Guest Hooli]

That is a disgusting cup of tea, looks like it was made with cold washing up water.

[eddyramrod]

It won't end well. I haven't even started worrying yet, man, yet I'm already shitting myself.

Well you shouldn't have had the curry last night then...

[fraser.innes.3]

I believe that the man of junk is a coffee drinker!

 

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[Guest Hooli]

I didn't know he was a  pervert!

[eddyramrod]

He's on here isn't he?

[Junkman]

My last update for now, maybe the last one you will ever read from me.

 

Mr. Conelrad just arrived.

 

The mission begins.

 

 

 

Weirdly he doesn't appear to be scared. Yet.

[chaseracer]

Weirdly he doesn't appear to be scared. Yet.

 

He is yet young and unburdened by the cares of a life lived foolishly.

 

Clearly, this will change...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

We've made it a few hundred yards.

 

 

And only 25 minutes behind schedule.

[tooSavvy]

@B&M... Lifesavers, for all your A$ needs...

 

 

TS

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

We're too AS even for B&M. Clignotants were repaired with cigarette packet foil.

[Tamworthbay]

We've made it a few hundred yards.

And only 25 minutes behind schedule.

Are you fixing that or stealing his indicators?

[DodgeRover]

Please tell me you are picking up that Austin K9 if so I'll need 10 ransoms please

[Squire_Dawson]

God speed the GGG.

[rantingYoof]

A Junkman collection thread? He's already scared?

 

 

 

This shit's getting tabbed and F5ed.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

We got a compass to help with navigation. It says we're heading SW regardless of what direction we're actually travelling.

 

Thanks, China.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

It's just saying completely random shit now.

 

 

Think it's doing everything in its power to keep us from where we're going.

[Cheggers]

That’s not a speaker directly above it, is it?

 

 

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[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Air vent. We have thought about magnetic interference and have been moving it around the car to no benefit.

[Pillock]

Is it a French compass? They work between 10.30am and 11am, and again between 2 and 3.30pm if they feel like it, but never on a Sunday.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

[richardmorris]

Breakfast.

 

 

 

Well apart from cigarettes for breakfast ending in coronary heart disease and lung cancer have you heard of the new technology called maps?

https://www.waterstones.com/book/aa-easy-read-atlas-britain-2018/aa-publishing/9780749578572

[Jim Bergerac]

 

That needs to be accompanied by this:

[Pillock]

Or duelling banjos and the sounds of hogs squealin'