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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Not shite but just check out the lousy effort. Altos are tiny but not one photo contains a full panel. The parts featured are really odd too.

 

 

 

suzuki alto

 

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It's a Suzuki, yes.

 

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AM RADIO!

 

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I think that's 92k and something, can't really see.

 

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Two thirds of the rear seat belts

 

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It's still has a Suzuki badge on the front.

 

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Rusty trim.

 

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Yep, Suzuki badge on the back too.

 

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Rusty trim on this side too. Almost got a full door in this shot!

 

And to round it off it's those two rear seat belts again

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5 door hatchback good runner normal condition for age relisted due to a timewaster sold as seen

 

Verdict: Must try harder. See me after class.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-STUDEBAKER-GT-HAWK-2-8-LITRE-STRAIGHT-6-L-H-D-UNFINISHED-PROJECT/122846453210

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THERE ARE BOUND TO BE SOME BITS MISSING

 

 

IT HAS LIVED ITS LIFE IN SPAIN AND BROUGHT OVER TO ENGLAND WHEN THE OWNER RETURNED TO YORKSHIRE, BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN REGISTERED IN THE UK.....THIS IS FAIRLY SIMPLE, THE DVLA WILL REQUIRE A NEW VEHICLE DOC FILLING IN AND A £55 CHARGE ONCE IT IS MOTed.

 

It will also need a NOVA certificate...

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amphicar-770/152819238248

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I know, it costs as much as a house should cost, but it's still shite.

 

Here you go.

 

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http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-57993425.html

 

There was a cheaper one at £32,000 recently that had a mouldy old caravan outside. That one was detached and everything (but in the absolute middle of fucking knowhere near* Port William, Galloway). I guess it must have sold, by some miracle as it was disgusting, very quickly.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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I might* have forgotten** to mention the detail that it should be located on the same planet I live on.

 

What, you want your cake and you want to eat it?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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What, you want your cake and you want to eat it?

That would specifically be correct, sir. I'm Austrian after all.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Quite possibly the best ever advert on eBay. All those wannabe 'Doctor' traders and sellers aren't fit to lick this fella's boots.

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motorpunk Rank: Renault 16

motorpunk

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Quite possibly the best ever advert on eBay. All those wannabe 'Doctor' traders and sellers aren't fit to lick this fella's boots.

 

"He was an amazing mechanic."  

 

"so he had overhauled a perfectly good engine."

 

Amazing. 

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