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brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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That Escort is brilliant! Perfect colour and 5 door. My mum had a W reg Escort MKIII before I was born. Didnt even last 8 years!

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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Hey Mr.B, where abouts france wise would I want to be looking on Lebencoin if i were travelling to/from Belgium? I've got to go on a course with work there in Feb and fancy an work funded international tat mission on my way back! :)

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

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Cheers Fred, nice work.

 

Hows about this? EGAD! It must be just about the last unmodified Mk 1 Renault 5 Turbo in the kingdom!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-RENAULT-5-GT ... 1e59f2ead3

 

Looks pretty minty but two and a half large with no ticket - bit optimistic? Its hard to say as the last time I saw one of these on the road it looked as if it had spun through a Dimma bodykit factory before impacting with a large drum of neon green paint. What should an unmodified one be worth?

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I can't follow you around posting your pics indefinitely ya know! :lol:

BONJOUR!!!!!

 

I'd happily chuck the wedge at that but having just splashed my cash on a new estate for the Wife I'm fairly broke...although I do already have one of these money pits, sorry, beautiful cars in my life, would 2 just be greedy?

 

god I'm obsessing again........what can I sell...no must save cash for a turbo 2...one day maybe one day....

 

carry on

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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W Reg!!!! Self-eggment has just occurred.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ESCORT-1-3-L_W0QQitemZ220542073316

 

GR9 colour as well!

Strangely, this was on last week with a far better description and photos but from a different seller. :roll:

 

Love the new photos showing it dripping with condensation and having a soaking wet boot floor...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Cheers Fred, nice work.Hows about this? EGAD! It must be just about the last unmodified Mk 1 Renault 5 Turbo in the kingdom!http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-RENAULT-5-GT ... 1e59f2ead3Looks pretty minty but two and a half large with no ticket - bit optimistic? Its hard to say as the last time I saw one of these on the road it looked as if it had spun through a Dimma bodykit factory before impacting with a large drum of neon green paint. What should an unmodified one be worth?

My signature is about selling a Renault 5 Turbo. Can you believe he offered me that? So I'll have to do some work to make a fraction of what the car is worth!!! Jesus wept.I've never seen one that hasn't been modified, that's in great nick.
mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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Anyone know what kit car this is? I do and I therefore think I'm a right clever sod. Identify it and piss right on my proverbial bonfire. No points for the 50's special it looks a bit like.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/classic-kitcar-sports-car-two-door_W0QQitemZ380198369156

 

Looks like a mega proj, be a cool little car if it ever got done though

Looks like a Turner?
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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HI I AM SELLING MY MR2, I BOUGHT IT LOOKING LIKE THIS AND I HAVE DONE JACK WITH IT, AS I QUICKLY FOUND IT TO HAVE BEEN RAMMED FULL OF WOB BY THE PREVIOUS HALFWIT OWNER, WHO THEN LOST INTEREST THEN EBAYD IT TO THE NEXT SPOTTY CRETIN DOWN THE CHAIN I.E. ME.

 

THE NEW OWNER WILL HAVE GREAT FUN LOOKING AT IT OUT OF HIS BEDROOM WINDOW BETWEEN SHIFTS WORKING IN B+Q'S WAREHOUSE AND IT WILL LOOK ACE ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE FOR A FEW WEEKS TILL HIS MUM TELLS HIM TO GET SHUT. BY WHICH TIME THE FILLER WILL HAVE SOAKED UP SOME MORE RAINWATER AND THERE WILL BE A BIT MORE RUST ON THE PANELS AND THE INTERIOR WIL BE A BIT MOULDIER. AT THIS STAGE IT WILL BE ABLE TO BE EBAYD AGAIN FOR A FEW QUID LESS. BTW IT HAS GOT AN ENGINE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN THAT SORT OF THING. GOOD LUCK

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-TOYOTA-MR2-non-import_W0QQitemZ250565178067

Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

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F*ck, that thing must have doubled its body weight in fibreglass and filler. What a horrible piece of crap

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

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Strangely, this was on last week with a far better description and photos but from a different seller. :roll:

 

Love the new photos showing it dripping with condensation and having a soaking wet boot floor...

 

Noticed that too, Gawd knows what the spare tyre well looks like. My guess is "aquarium"

 

Also the driver's seatback is broken. I'd wager it has the 80's Ford Disco Rear Lamps, ie, when you brake and indicate at the same time, they all flash! Used to see it all the time and it was just a duff earth.

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Ha I remember those lights doing that! That was hilarious. I do see alot of cars nowadays with the brake lights constantly on, usually Vauxhalls or small Fords.

meggersdog Rank: Renault 16

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Anyone know what kit car this is? I do and I therefore think I'm a right clever sod. Identify it and piss right on my proverbial bonfire. No points for the 50's special it looks a bit like.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/classic-kitcar-sports-car-two-door_W0QQitemZ380198369156

 

Looks like a mega proj, be a cool little car if it ever got done though

Looks like a Turner?
Does look alot like a Turner but production ended in 1966 and they only used BMC then later Ford mechanicals oh and Coventry Climax for racing.This copy is based on Vauxhall mechanicals.Would defo be cool when finished though
warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm more concerned about the bottle of poppers it needs!

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I'm liking this E12, The interior is the same colour as mine.

 

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If it wasn't for the Proton in the background then this photo would look like it was straight out of 1987.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This 9000 Miled Metro sold this evening for £905, It has no MOT neither, Would you say this is a lot or about the right price?, I can't decide.

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^I'd say that's about right with no MOT.

 

 

Citroen Visa 1982 Super E LHD

- with French plates

 

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Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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1975 PEUGEOT 304 CABRIOLET GREEN

 

- At £500 BUY IT NOW! Cheap? The 1.3 engine must pull it along at a strong pace. :(

 

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Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Modified 1.4 Vauxhall Astra MKII 1991

 

But such a waste:

 

As previously stated, there is no cylinder head / cam box & cover / inlet manifold and twin 40's (although the 40's are available for £300). If your not sure if a part may/may not be included, please ask.

All in the cause of 'modification'.

 

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brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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That Astra is mega late, MKIIIs were already being sold on J.

I love how out of place the steering wheel looks on the mid eighties dash.......

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Pretty lame with the missing parts though, even though they wouldnt be hard to find, it makes the car a whole lot more undesirable to others I bet.

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The almost extinct boggo spec mk3 Cav was fitted with tha Astra steering wheel IIRC.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The almost extinct boggo spec mk3 Cav was fitted with tha Astra steering wheel IIRC.

Our one didn't, and i'm pretty sure it was as pov as you could get. J plate as well.
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