Ebay tat

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yes.

 

If you can find a cooler vehicle than this for £450, BUY IT IMMEDIATELY

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/66989472.htm?ca=12_s

[Mr Lobster]

Is it wrong to quite like the colour scheme of this?.

Colour scheme would look much better on an Opel Ascona really. Otherwise I have to say I really do not like the car at all.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

HEY! this looks like a bargain, currently £135 with a day to go. Got some english-speaking comedian hassling the seller as well:

 

 

 

http://cgi.ebay.fr/Ford-Taunus-26m-1969-A-Renover_W0QQitemZ260534840167

 

Q: Hi Does the 1969 Taunus have the spume injected thacker wacker fitted?

A: sorry i cant help you there because i don't know what that is.

 

[Volksy]

Q: Hi Does the 1969 Taunus have the spume injected thacker wacker fitted?A: sorry i cant help you there because i don't know what that is.

[Lukas]

Only 8900km on the clock!

 

http://www.car4you.at/sea_det.cfm?vehic ... ,102687618

 

[Lukas]

Almost like new too:

 

http://www.car4you.at/sea_det.cfm?vehic ... ,102524838

 

[pogweasel]

[quote="Mr_Bo11ox"

 

Q: Hi Does the 1969 Taunus have the spume injected thacker wacker fitted?

A: sorry i cant help you there because i don't know what that is.

 

That just made me LOL like a total twat. Excellent!

[gallondrunk]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-ORION-1600i-GHIA-1987-VERY-CLEAN-CAR-TAXED-MOT_W0QQitemZ110471849724QQ

 

[retrogeezer]

wow, that looks a bargain....couldn't be further away from me though I don't think!

[AXrescuer]

wow, that looks a bargain....couldn't be further away from me though I don't think!

So you do think it could be further away from you?

[retrogeezer]

wow, that looks a bargain....couldn't be further away from me though I don't think!

So you do think it could be further away from you?

No, I don't think it could be much further away from me...

[whitevanman]

Thurso.....thats a LOT further away

[retro80sboy]

Love that Orion. :)got to be a bargain for 400 sheets.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

More Freddage:

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/66642421.htm?ca=12_s

 

Looks tidy, 750€

[Rod/b]

When I were a lad, I thought that vans with sliding drivers doors were the coolest thing in the world.

[FredTransit]

I just don't like sliding doors. Being slightly further away, the driver's side makes you feel like you are falling out (specially if you leave it open), and the sliding windows are useless. Draughty in the winter, but not enough ventilation in the summer.

[Guest]

1978 Ford Transit CI Motorhome

 

GR8 4 OFFERING SWEETS TO CHILDREN

[M'coli]

/\/\/\ Mould, mildew, damp, things falling down: it reminded me of my childhood home!!!

 

Anyway, Autotrader's turned up a rare and economical beast, an Astra E-drive. Gutless engine, but cost pennies to run. LPG it for the ultimate cheap running car. North London I think?

[trigger]

When I were a lad, I thought that vans with sliding drivers doors were the coolest thing in the world.

I still do

[messerschmitt owner]

When I were a lad, I thought that vans with sliding drivers doors were the coolest thing in the world.

lol - my old CA Romany was fab - drive down the motorway with the doors open!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOOK AT THIS FOR 500€

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/88939653.htm?ca=12_s

[pompei]

That little 850 set my pulse racing! They do rot like buggery - mine had more GRP than metal.

[mnde]

 

SCHEISSE that's ace.... Shame about the rot in the front panel and the dodgy paint on the roof. Love these things!!

 

Mark.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

No words can describe the utter, utter shitness of this diabolical old heap. Look and weep.

 

Its an Only Fools + Horses STRETCH LIMO!!!!!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-LINCOLN-TOWN-CAR-STRETCH-LIMOUSINE_W0QQitemZ290391074735

 

No tax or MOT of course, and the diff is smashed.

 

I will give £50 to the Haiti disaster relief fund if anyone can send me a pic of this car going round the oval.

[saabhappy]

It's crusher time!!!

[Richard]

I will give £50 to the Haiti disaster relief fund if anyone can send me a pic of this car going round the oval.

I'm going to see if I can make that happen.

[lancashireclamper]

No words can describe the utter, utter shitness of this diabolical old heap. Look and weep.

 

Its an Only Fools + Horses STRETCH LIMO!!!!!!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-LINCOLN-TOWN-CAR-STRETCH-LIMOUSINE_W0QQitemZ290391074735

 

No tax or MOT of course, and the diff is smashed.

 

I will give £50 to the Haiti disaster relief fund if anyone can send me a pic of this car going round the oval.

PATHETIC!!

 

That bloke on the right of the bonnet looks nothing like Uncle Albert!

(or should that be hood? either way it needs removing from this planet)

[KruJoe]

This chaps selling a Mitsubishi Cordia Turbo but hasn't added any photo's yet sadly.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-MITSUBISHI-C ... 2a0404b7a5

 

 

I have another 1988 Mitsubishi Cordia Turbo in silver that has been in storage for 10 years. Unfortunatly this will also be for sale shortly on e-bay.

[KruJoe]

PATHETIC!!

That bloke on the right of the bonnet looks nothing like Uncle Albert!

(or should that be hood? either way it needs removing from this planet)

Grandad vs Uncle Albert:

 

[pompei]

The tragic thing is that if anyone does fix up that limo, they probably will make a fortune using it ... hiring wacky groups of lads shouting "Rodney you plonker" out the window.