peter9000uk Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-MAN-VW-WHITE ... 0508021611Did we have this, a fine example of how to sell your car, post a photo of the back seat and then put totally the wrong make in the title, that'll get them all interested.In case you're wondering, it's a Capri (possibly)I see from the description it is one of those very rare 4 door Capris made by VW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.Thanks for the groffles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Have some more gin/beer pog, I could do with some spare LOLs for the coming days. I'll have a nice glass of Balvenie myself, see if I can come up with anything.That 'Allergo' is superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Is that the lass out of that Tarantino film, the one with the machine gun for a leg and all the zombies and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 GR8 4 BEATING EASYJET Q'S AT LUTON http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JET-PROVOST-T-MK5 ... 19b8549ecd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Hang on... why is there a horse in a hole behind her?SEWER HORSE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.Thanks for the groffles In another post, Pog has mentioned amputee porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestar25 Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Dear Santa,I've been good all year and have a strange (wierd?) attraction/fetish for old Protons. How about getting me this one..? It even has it's original wheeltrims for added naffness and a slushbox 'cos I can't be arsed to change manual gears anymore Thanks big mon...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-Proton-Sl-In-Blue_W0QQitemZ260527666632QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item3ca8a8b5c8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Wow that Proton features my favourite wheeltrimz of all time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Is that Proton in the cheaper tax bracket?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Wow that Proton features my favourite wheeltrimz of all time!!!SEEK IMEDIATE HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Is that Proton in the cheaper tax bracket??Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 1992 Nissan Laurel Taxi Balls! It's back. And this time I've got money. No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 ideal for drunks,toddlers etcSounds like the perfect car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Hey check this HOODRIDE citroen Ami!!! http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/85817216.htm?ca=12_s Its had all the mechanical bits redone and is 1000€ ono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlsoMike Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That Ami is class, I'd love to have something like that, my neighbours would hate it and I would laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009  How about this comedy plated Carlton 2.2i on Retro Rides with T+T for £250 ono? Needs a little autobox diy but can't see that being to much of a issue?. Were i used to work years ago we had a customer with one of these which we serviced which i often drove and it was a very nice old bus with plendy of go to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 If i was about 5 years older Id snap that up in a second. Thats so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keef Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 How about this comedy plated CarltonWonder if the owner calls it Harry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 RE. That Carlton, I'd take a load of 'action photos' of it driving about, then offer to send some 'flying cum shots' to any interested parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 HEY, i'd really like an unmolested one of these 1.9 injected 405's, Just like a BX GTi. obv I wold not want to pay much for one though. This ones got a £500 opener plus 'very low' reserve, so is unlikely to be coming home with me at the end of the night. Looks nice though! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/405-SRI-BLACK-THE-SAME-1-9GTI-ENGINE-AS-205gti-V-FAST_W0QQitemZ220531575768 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 This is not a story This is not a book, this is your life This wonderfully shaped Mercedes pillarless coupe is one of the most beautiful cars in motoring historyAnd this is not a play Some TV show you've seen THIS IS REAL LIFE ***NO-TIME-WATSERS*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Yeah its cold outside and the christmas presents are all opened, all the best food is eaten, little to look forward to except the credit card bill and the inevitable return to the misery of the Monday-Friday hamsterwheel routine, going to work in darkness, coming home in darkness, 10 layers on every time you go out..... but WAIT!!!! WHATS THIS? Its only a ONE-OWNER 8v ROVER 214 Si MEGA POVO SPEC!! six o'clock rolls aroundyou just finished wiping your car downit's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangoutit looks like a car showeverybody come lookin real finefresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salonevery moment frontin and maxinchillin in the car they spent all day waxinleanin to the side but you can't speed throughTwo miles an hour so everybody sees youthere's an air of love and of happinessand this is the Fresh Prince's new definition of summer madness Now thats what i'm talking about!! Roll on summer, I wanna cruise through Peterborough in this bad mutha, checkin out the fly honeyz.... DREAMZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That's not an "Si", that's an "i" - Vic used to have a similar one with a beige interior. The lowest spec possible by then.  Behold! You don't even get the walnut. And you get 13" wheels as standard with the same trims as a Rover 100. Manual steering too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Wow those 13" wheels look depressing! It's amazing what an inch difference to wheel size makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Behold! You don't even get the walnut.Good!! Coz if I'm honest that is one of the very few things I don't like about the 2 series Rovers. And that beige trim one is top of the pops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 That's not an "Si", that's an "i" - Vic used to have a similar one with a beige interior. The lowest spec possible by then.  Behold! You don't even get the walnut. And you get 13" wheels as standard with the same trims as a Rover 100. Manual steering too.Jesus, i'm not sure I want to carry on living without this amazing vehicle. It would complete me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-MITSUBISHI-D ... 0134498165These L200-style Delicas look mega-unstable and reek of being terrible to drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Ooh yes please.Looks like a classy gaff.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180448943630&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 There's one of those Subaru's near me. I followed it because I didn't have a clue what it was, it does have a presence to it!That Rover interior looks like Marzipan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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