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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Granada-Cosworth-24V-Engine-Great-Christmas-Present_W0QQitemZ250548062710

 

Great Christmas Present

 

Hmm, i suppose it would make a great pressie actually, i certainly wold remember a Xmas where I found this under the tree on xmas moring.

 

the glove compartment needs organising

Second thoughts, i'll take the socks and Jeremy Clarkson DVD, its sounding like too much work already.

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This has just been posted on my local Gumtree, 2.5D with short T+T for £350, Sounds like a cheap van if any of you local shiters are looking for one.

I think it's something to do with firefox, I can only see the link in quote!

 

1996 FORD TRANSIT

SWB

DIESEL

SOME SERVICE HISTORY

154000 MILES

MOT TILL END MARCH

TAX TILL END OF FEB

WHITE

TATTY AROUND WHEEL ARCHES

TORN FRONT SEAT

NEVER BEEN WELDED UNDERNEATH (VERY SOLID)

SOLID BACK DOORS

TOWBAR

USED DAILY AT THE MOMENT ONLY SELLING DUE TO NEWER VAN

NEW BATTERY AND STARTER AND PART EXHAUST

OWNED LAST 3 YEARS

 

£350 ONO

01394450646

£340 with T&T, sounds like a bargain!

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One of the worse ebay ad ever?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MY-DADS-MK2-FORD- ... 3a56019e5aNo picture, selling his dad's 1964 Mk 2 Cortina 1.4?!

Even more worrying is that he's a business seller !!! , ( In the business of what exactly ???... not descriptive advert writing obviously )
It gets worse, He's 'updated' the advert...

Now back in the UK on Maltese plates at the moment, so 12 months of carefree motoring awaits the lucky bidder for my dad's car !, before you have to reregister it for the UK roads.

:roll:

Q: What size engine?A: Sorry, I'm away from home at the moment,also I'm not a car buff so I think it was the standard original engine?

Ahh, That clears it up then!

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Is it just me, or does that Rover have a square (ish) steering wheel? I thought thet were the preserve of Allegros and guaranteed to provide msn list compilers with odd facts about crap cars.

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haha this has made me laugh, i was trying to remember what Eldorado was called the other day, after seeing a yellow punto ragtop. Glad other shiter's brains work the same twisted way.What do you reckon to those puntos? Solid gold future-shit status i reckon, i see them having the same level of desireability as a Samba or Visa droptop nowdays. any thoughts?

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Hey I keep getting all these crazy phone calls on the Hirst Cabs phone asking me to collect scrap cars. Worked out quite well though as I've pushed them all into taxi use, we've doubled our fleet coverage in readiness for the busy Christmas/New Years period.

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Hi, I've got a transit 1.6 but I find it to be a bit frighteningly quick on the motorway, a few times I have exceeded 55mph on longer downhill stretches which has caused some upset to my passengers and other road users, including one memorable incident where the entire West Mercia police force had to get involved in the clean up afterwards. Do you have any options available to make it slower over long distances? Certainly sir, we can offer an upturned plastic bath on the roof which increases the frontal area by 15-20% and can easily knock 15mph off your top speed while offering the additional benfit of a 8% increase in fuel consumption. SOUNDS GR14, WHERE DO I SIGN?

 

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Hi, I've got a transit 1.6 but I find it to be a bit frighteningly quick on the motorway, a few times I have exceeded 55mph on longer downhill stretches which has caused some upset to my passengers and other road users, including one memorable incident where the entire West Mercia police force had to get involved in the clean up afterwards. Do you have any options available to make it slower over long distances? Certainly sir, we can offer an upturned plastic bath on the roof which increases the frontal area by 15-20% and can easily knock 15mph off your top speed while offering the additional benfit of a 8% increase in fuel consumption. SOUNDS GR14, WHERE DO I SIGN?

 

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:lol: yep bolting a boat to the roof will do that! :lol: :lol:

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"Pog's vehicle logistics - scrap cars collected FREE - Poggleswade 347777"

I am suspecting that's an XLWB body on a LWB chassis. I wouldn't like to discuss it with the nice VOSA man! And a pinto with a 15ft STEEL body, yeah sure that pulls well.....

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