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ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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XG30 for £750.

Tempting, but look at that rear arch rot! Looks nasty!
A bloke I know was given one of those, a slightly older one. It too had grotty arches, but after a bit of welding and a blowover it was a nice old bus. I think he got about £300 after using it for a year.
Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I cant make up my mind if these Hyundai things are unbelivably shit or utterly brilliant. They remind me alot of the Kia Magentis- Again, rubbish or great?A mate of mine has a Hyundai SanteFe and the build quality is definately Mercedes like.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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Poverty spec 1.8 CVH auto. That's full of Autoshite winningness.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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She wants one of these, chicks dig 'em:

 

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4x4 Pandas do seem to have developed a bit of a scene.

You could so a lot worse in the snow than one of those, tho Milford. If it got stuck you could just lift it out yourself!

 

 

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Shame they couldn't stretch to a full set of wheels for it when they did the conversion!

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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LOL

 

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"OMG, check at dat Allegro blud!"

 

"Yeeeah, dat iz wel fit doe. Brap brap brap"

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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My best mate at school had a purple 1750 SS Allegro as his first car. It was his parents and they kept it in the garage for years for him to have.

Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

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I like those little bedfords, there was a British Rail one knocking about at a couple of the Ffestiniog carparks a while ago. Railway buff on holiday maybe. There's another sign written one on the forecourt of a car dealership in Abergele. Nice.

2Thumbs Rank: Austin Maxi

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That Kia is quite something else, I wonder who the band was?, I like the little touches like the make up mirrors and 240v plugs for the hair straighteners.

GR8 4 MOB1LE HAIR STYLISTZ!!
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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The vehicle details for UPJ 296X are:Date of Liability 01 12 2009Date of First Registration 18 06 1982Year of Manufacture 1982Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1124CCCO2 Emissions Not AvailableFuel Type PetrolExport Marker Not ApplicableVehicle Status SORN ExpiredVehicle Colour BLUE

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Here are a couple of shite projects that I definitely would NOT like to spend hours of my life sorting out.

 

Exhibit 1: City rover (crashed)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2005-CITYROVER-SELECT-SPARES-REPAIR-SALVAGE-26000miles_W0QQitemZ290382937520

 

Exhibit 2: Hyundai Atoz (head gask gone)

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/99-T-PLATE-HYUNDAI-1-0-ATOZ-NEEDS-HEAD-GASKET-LONG-MOT_W0QQitemZ300379085253

 

Exhibit 3: Honda civic 'modded' by halfwit teenager suffering aching knackers and chronic acne

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-HONDA-CIVIC-LSI-GREEN_W0QQitemZ320467731428

Get a load of this fucking plank, he's only taken a digi photo of his fucking online pistonheads advert!! Lord help us :roll:

 

It is done up like the honda civic in FAST FURIOUS

Oh aye, did they use gaffa tape, margerine tubs and cable ties to customise their motors too then?
Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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Heres a nice 620 ti Turdblowa with a popped head gask! I would like to fix it up.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1999-ROVER-620-TI-GREEN-SPARES-OR-REPAIR_W0QQitemZ110474459587

On Christmas eve this piece of sh*t decided to fully live up to my expectations of Rover ownership and blow its engine in a fairly spectacular fashion. Steam, bubbling in header tank, temp gauge went right into the red sector despite it being -10 degrees outside.

Some people have a real downer about Rovers. -10 and overheating? Sounds like the coolant might been past its best, frozen up and clogged up the system, not exactly a design flaw.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Like doing head gaskets? If so you're gonna LOVE this lot as they all need doing.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-TOYOTA-SURF-3-0-TD-4x4-MOT-Spares-or-repair_W0QQitemZ270503598982

Oh what rotten luck!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-ROVER-75-CLUB-SE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR_W0QQitemZ160389411122

I BOUGHT IT AS THE USUAL HEAD GASKET FAILURE WITH MIXED OIL AND WATER. I REPLACED THE GASKET BUT DID NOT GET THE HEAD SKIMMED AND THE VALVES WEREN'T SEATING PROPERLY SO IT CAME OFF AGAIN AND I FOUND A READY SKIMMED HEAD AND FITTED THAT INSTEAD. WHILE TRYING WITH NO LUCK TO BLEED THE COOLING SYSTEM THE WATER PUMP STARTED TO POUR OUT WATER AND AT THAT POINT I GAVE UP. IT IS NOW SITTING BEHIND THE HOUSE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO FINISH THE JOB.BY THE WAY I ALSO FITTED NEW BOLTS .

Fuggin wars what a nightmare, I almost want to take that on as a challenge!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/jaguar-3-2-v8-sport_W0QQitemZ230415291629

Mmm, nice easy fix these jag V8 engines.

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