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Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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We had a saloon version of that with a diesel engine. It took a bit of sorting out in the first year but after that it was the best car we ever had. It just did what it was told and didn't complain.

seth Rank: Renault 16

seth

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Why didn't they just drop that straight in the crusher while it was hanging by its roof :roll:Edit: Early Mk3 Escort behind that Montego?

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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My idiot friend has been blathering on about those Caddy's of late. Seeing as that is possibly the worst example money can buy & in need of huge time & money investment it would not surprise me if he'd put £50 on it.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Edit: Early Mk3 Escort behind that Montego?

Thats an Ambassador Seth....possibly a Y Reg!
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Look at this utterly cretinous vehicle.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-PRELUDE-2-2-VTEC-AUTO-PROJECT-RARE-H22A-FAST_W0QQitemZ270481836345

 

The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

 

JUST TO SAY BEFORE YOU DO NO I WILL NOT JUST SELL THE ENGINE,TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA THIS 1 STILL RUNS AND YES DERESTRICTED JAPANESE CAR

NEVER DONE OVER THE 200 KPH ON CLOAK AND NEVER DONE A COSWORTH AND WRX THEN TRIPPED OUT THE TOP SAFETY SWITCH ON ECU[WENT TO HONDA TO SET BACK TO FACTORY BUT THEY SAID COULD NOT DO AS IMPORT ???]SO WILL NOT GO OVER 120 MPH NOT THAT I HAVE DONE MORE THAT 65 MPH

 

What? I presume this is telling me the car has a 75mph top speed.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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hey the description of that Honda is awesome, have some more:

REAR CAMBER ON WHEELS 3%[sO STICKS TO THE ROAD MORE]

AS THE REAR TYRES ARE ON A ANGLE IF YOU PUT 235[iF YOU USE 205,LAST LONGER] ON THEY WEAR OUT ON THE INSIDE 2",SO I HAD TO ROTATE AFTER 4 MONTHS.BUT AS THEY WHERE SEAMY SLICKS AND RAINING CAME OFF ROUND ABOUT

EH!???! :lol::lol:

ONLY 3 WHEELS AS A MUPPET PINCHED OTHER OUT OF GARDEN

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: What a fanny
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

 

TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA

ALL UR MODDED PRELUDEZ R BELONG TO US

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What on earth is this flange on about?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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this is lovely!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-METRO-VANDEN-PLAS_W0QQitemZ220503578331

 

obv had a few nobheads sniffing around:

 

Q: Hi Is it a 4 speed box or 5 will it fit in a mini.

A: Hi, Its a four speed, engine and box it will fit in a mini, BL didn't make a 5 speed mini, although there is a company that make an aftermarket 5 sped box for about two and a half grand! regards, Mike.

 

Hmm, all the hallmarks of an intelligent well researched project there I would say.
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0498683529

Look at this Crusty Old Truck of War. It's got a slightly less agricultural motor in it, qualifys for free tax and looks generally OK - why is it so cheap?

 

This one looks to be in far more 'autoshite' condition:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0356735709

2.6 litre 6-banger! GR8 4 12mpg!!

 

Slightly crispy FUGLYFACE Scorpio, full ticket - no interest at £200!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0401696065

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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Nice work on the bumper repair! I did mine up with grey duck tape and it almost matched the silver base colour...I like the fuglyface Scorpios, I'd happily own another one.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

Pete-M

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Nice work on the bumper repair! I did mine up with grey duck tape and it almost matched the silver base colour...I like the fuglyface Scorpios, I'd happily own another one.

I had an immaculate 'last of the line' 24v Scorpio and liked it a lot.
chester drawers Rank: BL Wedge

chester drawers

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-PRELUDE-2-2-VTEC-AUTO-PROJECT-RARE-H22A-FAST_W0QQitemZ270481836345

 

NEVER DONE OVER THE 200 KPH ON CLOAK AND NEVER DONE A COSWORTH AND WRX THEN TRIPPED OUT THE TOP SAFETY SWITCH ON ECU[WENT TO HONDA TO SET BACK TO FACTORY BUT THEY SAID COULD NOT DO AS IMPORT ???]SO WILL NOT GO OVER 120 MPH NOT THAT I HAVE DONE MORE THAT 65 MPH

 

What? I presume this is telling me the car has a 75mph top speed.
It changed hands fairly quickly though:

2ND OWNER AND ON 108123 KPH

I must have passed at least 3 clones of that horror in Rusholme on Friday night. Between them they had almost as much low glow as curry mile has neon.

 

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SO I CAN MAKE MY CHOPPER FOR NEXT SUMMER

Bloody hell he ruins bikes too! Good luck with that :shock:
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