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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-RELIANT-RIALTO-GLS-ESTATE-RED_W0QQitemZ250526287205

 

the number plate that is on the car now is a privet one and its staying on the car at no extra cost

the privet plates that are on the car are going on ebay as well so if you wont the plates it will be extra

cheers for clearing that up for us!

 

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Blimey, no punctuation whatsoever in that ad!

 

the car has 2 engines

Almost as many engines as wheels then. Bet it goes like stink :lol:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-RELIANT-RIALTO-GLS-ESTATE-RED_W0QQitemZ250526287205

 

the number plate that is on the car now is a privet one and its staying on the car at no extra cost

the privet plates that are on the car are going on ebay as well so if you wont the plates it will be extra

cheers for clearing that up for us!

 

:roll:

Blimey, no punctuation whatsoever in that ad!

 

the car has 2 engines

Almost as many engines as wheels then. Bet it goes like stink :lol:
So it's a clocked, re engined three wheel thing, witch may or may not have a privet plate, that looks likes it fell over at some stage. £150, bargain.......

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-960-24V-2-9L-ESTATE-AUTO-OUTSTANDING-RARE-1993_W0QQitemZ250526713572

 

What a lovely thing. 24v - would this be a straight six or some sort of PRV V6 thing?

They're a straight 6 - not a bad engine, certainly much more potent than the PRV V6. That's a lot of money for a '93 960 though - that shape would still have had the live axle at the back so would handle like a nose-heavy 740. Facelifted (V90-shape) cars had independent suspension all round and were a much better drive.

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I'm watching this. I dont need it and its too far away but I went to the dealer launch of these back in 1988 and have wanted a povo spec one ever since...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... K:MEWAX:IT

 

It even has a manual choke FTW! Ah, Renault 19's, superior quality autoshite!

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My idiot friend has been blathering on about those Caddy's of late. Seeing as that is possibly the worst example money can buy & in need of huge time & money investment it would not surprise me if he'd put £50 on it.

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Look at this utterly cretinous vehicle.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HONDA-PRELUDE-2-2-VTEC-AUTO-PROJECT-RARE-H22A-FAST_W0QQitemZ270481836345

 

The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

 

JUST TO SAY BEFORE YOU DO NO I WILL NOT JUST SELL THE ENGINE,TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA THIS 1 STILL RUNS AND YES DERESTRICTED JAPANESE CAR

NEVER DONE OVER THE 200 KPH ON CLOAK AND NEVER DONE A COSWORTH AND WRX THEN TRIPPED OUT THE TOP SAFETY SWITCH ON ECU[WENT TO HONDA TO SET BACK TO FACTORY BUT THEY SAID COULD NOT DO AS IMPORT ???]SO WILL NOT GO OVER 120 MPH NOT THAT I HAVE DONE MORE THAT 65 MPH

 

What? I presume this is telling me the car has a 75mph top speed.

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hey the description of that Honda is awesome, have some more:

REAR CAMBER ON WHEELS 3%[sO STICKS TO THE ROAD MORE]

AS THE REAR TYRES ARE ON A ANGLE IF YOU PUT 235[iF YOU USE 205,LAST LONGER] ON THEY WEAR OUT ON THE INSIDE 2",SO I HAD TO ROTATE AFTER 4 MONTHS.BUT AS THEY WHERE SEAMY SLICKS AND RAINING CAME OFF ROUND ABOUT

EH!???! :lol::lol:

ONLY 3 WHEELS AS A MUPPET PINCHED OTHER OUT OF GARDEN

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: What a fanny

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The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

 

TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA

ALL UR MODDED PRELUDEZ R BELONG TO US

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What on earth is this flange on about?

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this is lovely!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUSTIN-METRO-VANDEN-PLAS_W0QQitemZ220503578331

 

obv had a few nobheads sniffing around:

 

Q: Hi Is it a 4 speed box or 5 will it fit in a mini.

A: Hi, Its a four speed, engine and box it will fit in a mini, BL didn't make a 5 speed mini, although there is a company that make an aftermarket 5 sped box for about two and a half grand! regards, Mike.

 

Hmm, all the hallmarks of an intelligent well researched project there I would say.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0498683529

Look at this Crusty Old Truck of War. It's got a slightly less agricultural motor in it, qualifys for free tax and looks generally OK - why is it so cheap?

 

This one looks to be in far more 'autoshite' condition:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0356735709

2.6 litre 6-banger! GR8 4 12mpg!!

 

Slightly crispy FUGLYFACE Scorpio, full ticket - no interest at £200!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0401696065

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