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Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=230278783136

 

The guy selling this is the one who bought a red one from eBay a few months ago, then started advertising it as parts with prices of £100 for a door mirror and so on. Obvioulsy a bit of a mental case.

Apparently "the brakes are loosing air", which I thought would be a good thing......or did Chrysler build them on a lorry chassis. They were horrible when new, and 30 years on they're still shite.[in fact they're too dull to be shite] £250 worth [if that]
uncle silvia Rank: Austin Maxi

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This bloke's neighbours must love seeing this monstrosity every day...

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0247499723

 

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* ABILITY TO RAISE OR LOWER THE BODY BY APPROX 3 FEET - due to the specialised CITROEN HYDROPNEUMATIC SUSPENSION, which incorporates a total of 12 spheres - 6 on each side behind the Central access hatch beneath each side door.

So its just a really big BX then?? Sounds Reliable!! :lol:
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What a deal! You'd think if a new box was £350 they'd want to leave that out of the ad, really.Not massively tempted though, they're no Applause.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Chevette appears to be constructed of rust & pudding. Going on the ones I have owned this is no surprise whatsoever, I expect that chap failed to notice the obvious plod laden rear arches/sills and is now shitting it and trying to offload the bastard.

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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HIRST RIDE

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Daihatsu-Charade-Spares-or-Repair_W0QQitemZ250283405238

 

Charade 'BERLINA' with an autobox and no reverse!

 

Also, its a 1995 car but has been in the family since 1993 so thats pretty cool.

Shame that's not an earlier Charade. I've got a rotten one sat in my field with a perfect turbo diesel and box in it that would have made a great donor.
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1986 Daihatsu Charmant 1600 LGX Automatic

 

Be like me, sans steering wheel. Think this might be the same one I saw for sale a couple of years back as a drift car. Not sure how obtainable a steering column is, these 1600 ones have a weird steering box setup, unlike the 1300 ones which have a standard KE70 Corolla rack and pinion system. Replacement sticky-out indicator lens could be a problem too, Daihatsu will tell you to whistle. Come on now, get it bought!

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1989 Honda Integra EX-16

 

Near me and for £495 on a classified ad! Tempting, but I'm skint. For once it's the sports one with the injection setup like Bollox had.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Wow that charmant is tempting! I love a good 'spare part challenge'.

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You should get it definitely, on account of I can't think of many other people being bothered enough to fix it who won't immediately drift it into a wall. The steering setup will be a Toyota one of some sort, don't know what though. You can get indicators from Germany, but not the sticky out sort.

Jazzy Jeff Rank: Austin Maxi

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1989 Honda Integra EX-16

 

Near me and for £495 on a classified ad! Tempting, but I'm skint. For once it's the sports one with the injection setup like Bollox had.

1. Buy.

2. Put Rover badges on it.

3. ?????

4. PROFIT.

andrew e Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Are people mad? 40 bids - up to £360 now!

Yes I like Top Gear but obviously not as much as some!

 

WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT?!!

(except because the money goes to charity...)

Why buy it? Stop with your hazzards flashing on the A40 at white city and hiab it over the hard shoulder = TV COMEDY GOLD WIN WITH PIKEYS

 

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andrew e Rank: Lancia Gamma

andrew e

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What the constant finger pointing and laughing?

 

Q-car shite (once its normal again)

 

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Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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That is wonderful, but yeah, lose the blingin' MG ZR alloys, etc. Did all 420GSi Turbos come in nightfire red by the way? I've never seen one (on eBay) in any other colour.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/triumph-herald-ba ... 0273413926

 

*PAGING RAYMANBOY*

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-RENAULT-4-F6 ... 0252383017

 

Extremely tempting

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Maserati-Biturbo- ... 0254983603

 

Not so tempting

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-Cadillac-Sev ... 0289832398

 

These things are appealingly hideous and gaudy

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-NISSAN-SILVI ... 0281527105

 

Rare in any condition these days, this one looks pretty smart. There's an appalling GR8 4 DRIFTN-spec one with a huge spoiler and stickers in a nearby village. Makes me despair as it used to be quite tidy.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WHITBY-WARRIER-KI ... 0263512402

 

This is quite neat, if it was based on an air-cooled VW it'd be worth billions of pounds no doubt

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Sharing the MG Metro love:

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MG-METRO-BLACK_W0QQitemZ290254144594QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item290254144594&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

 

 

This one's better nick than mine, but I think mine looks better!:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-MG-METRO-GREY_W0QQitemZ110280031876QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110280031876&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

 

 

And finally, my personal favourite:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/METRO-MG-RED-1984_W0QQitemZ180279372530QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item180279372530&_trkparms=39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A7%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

 

Sexy.

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