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r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

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I do like the elegance of the roofline of the 626 koop. Which is more than can be said of the Swift!! Wonder if it was converted by the same folks who did a similar folding tent arrangement on the Nova at the same sort of time.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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No DVLA how great is that?

Really great. Until they come round your house and crush your car, mongtard.
Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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ZOMFG (ii) - 1300 A seriestastic in Wigan - tick, tick tick TICK

Bid - not hit reserve - fcuksocks :(

 

EDIT: Bid again :roll:

fordpoplier Rank: Austin Maxi

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Something tells me this guy 1:Isn't American 2: Has come across a time waster or two.

NO YOU CANNOT DRIVE IT HOME! THE CAR IS AS IS WHERE IS. I CAN HELP WITH LOADING ECT. I WILL PROVIDE A BILL OF SALE FOR THE VEHICLE. FOR AN ADDITIONAL $150.00 I CAN OBTAIN THE CORRECT TITLE FOR THE CAR. BEFORE YOU BID PLEASE; -GET PERMISSION FROM SIGNIFICANT OTHER. -TALK IT OVER WITH PRIEST, RABBI, GUY AT STARBUCKS! -LOOK UP PROJECT CAR OR LONG TERM COMMITMENT. -KNOW THAT 1/2 HOUR CABLE SHOWS RESTORATIONS ARE FICTION! -ITS A BRITISH CAR, PLEASE BE FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE PROPER CURSING AND BLACK MASSES REQUIRED. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET! PLEASE ASK ANY QUESTIONS. TOO MANY DREAMERS OUT THERE WITH A $30.00 DOLLAR HARBOR FREIGHT TOOL KIT AND JUST ENOUGH TALENT TO HURT THEMSELVES. SORRY IF I SOUND HARSH, I HAVE HAD THE UNFORTUNATE OPPORTUNITY TO DEAL WITH A COUPLE OF REAL WANKERS AND I AM STUNNED AT THE LACK OF COMMON SENSE OUT THERE!

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Tru ... m245.l1318

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Haha, quality. Tell you what, I'd love one of them Berkeleys. I;d be guaranteed to get in the local paper every time I took it out.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

Milford Cubicle

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I like it! The proportions are a wee bit off, but it looks well thought out.

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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Mr Bollox I think your shite-o-meter is due a recalibration - you missed this beast :shock: Which actually is quit effective I reckon :oops:

 

I LUV YOU MANX TAILED CAT

 

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Looks very much like the Fiat X/19 Bertone colour scheme.
dean36014 Rank: Renault 16

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Looks like an Citroen xantia tailgate on it too :roll: .

pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Yes, it is a Xantia tailgate! I quite like the line of it, but don't like the paintwork - should've stuck to one colour :roll:

monzaE Rank: Austin Maxi

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OK which one of you has asked this dumb question?

"Q: I don't suppose you have the measurements of the wheelbase of the vehicle (hub centres/outside tyre-tyre) It's definiteley too heavy for an "A-Frame" and was wondering what sort of monster trailer I'd need to hire? Regards slate"

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1971-CLASSIC-AUST ... .m14.l1318

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Thats class in a glass!

 

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Fair play to the guy, 20/10 for originality![/img]

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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I cant get my head round that Jag, so he's converted it to a hatchback, presumably to increase bootspace/usability, however in doing so, he's actually reduced the bootspace and made it look from behind like a Xantia... :?

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

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Do Lynx Eventers come up on the bay? They are LUSH. Not sure about the "Xanguar" there, rear proportions look proper stunted. A Capri tailgate would surely have been the way forward!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The rear end does look a little odd, but when viewed as a whole from the side I actually think it looks pretty good.. Wonder what his reserve is?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The curve of the roofline, and the vertical height of the rear window, is spot-on I reckon.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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DIVERSIFY MY SHITE OPTIONS!

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HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE, I SAID HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN HER

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SHE LEFT ME AFTER A ROW, IT WAS OVER A VACUUM CLEANER

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I SAID WHATS WRONG WITH A BROOM, AND SHE SAID SOMETHING OBSCENE-ER

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OH MARY PLEASE COME BACK AND I'LL BUY YOU A VACUUM CLEANER

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25 grand!!!!

 

But she didn't come back!

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She wasn't at her sisters in Ashton-Under-Lyne

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LOG BOOK HAS 1300 BASE AT TOPAND STATES BLUE COLOUR,

SHELL IS DEFINATELY A 1300E SHELL , SO PRESUME ITS A DVLA MISTAKE

 

Mmm yeah, or its been ringed once already!

 

I didnt know where she was. I had two young children to support

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It was a terrible time. So I asked at the butchers, the bakers,

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(not the candlestick makers, cos they dont have those anymore do they)

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I even put out a request on local radio!

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HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE, I SAID HEY HEY HAVE YOU SEEN HER

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SHE LEFT ME AFTER A ROW, IT WAS OVER A VACUUM CLEANER

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