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Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Richard

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Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

 

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Invisible join!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MODIFIED-FORD-PROBE-16V-SILVER_W0QQitemZ200235066196

 

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

As expected with a heavily modified car, the body work has been prone to stress cracks along various parts of the body work

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wheres the vomit smiley![/img]

I don't spend that much time looking at chavmobiles but I don't think I've ever seen such a ropey job, you can even see how rough it is in the 3/4 shot. Is that normal?
MrRegieRitmo Rank: Renault 16

MrRegieRitmo

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Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

Heck at least they can spell professional! :P:lol: (got something right at least)
mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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no 309 on page 309?

Have a Merc 309 as well:

 

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Only £599 :lol:

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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That Bluebird's fantastic. What a nice car, I really do hope someone saves it but 2L auto and current fuel prices doesn't bode well unless you could get it cheap enough to have sat around for sunny day croozin.Wonder if my old man would be interested.....though mater would be a bit more tricky to persuade :roll:EDIT: Just noticed it doesn't have leccy windows - cheapskates! :P

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

r.welfare

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What a lovely Belmont! Reckon that even with the 3spd self-shifter, it will still be a flier. My manual 1.8i went like the proverbial.Nice 309 (Pug) too. The Bluey deserves better, they are starting to disappear quickly. Nice cars if you just want something reliable and comfy, nothing more, nothing less - and you can tell people you meet all about the twin tripmeters :lol:

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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'92 Cav GSi. It's been on twenty times before. Maybe it'll sell to a non-shill this time.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0236747406

 

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'94 Honda Beat. €5000 BIN?

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0241039265

 

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'97 Vitara. Check this shitter out. :shock:

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0242597835

 

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As we've determined the Alfa 156 is shite, I present this '98 156 2.0, complete with a month's test and Lithuanian-drug-dealer-spec blacked out windows. Very optimistic start price of €800 too.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0261332476

 

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'honda'.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0268160342

 

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Taxi!

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0235173879

 

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'93 Ovlov 240 7 seater estate. Tax and test until the end of the year. Tempting...

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0234346769

 

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'93 Suzuki Swift. The gimp selling it seems to think a photo of the engine bay is more important than one of the exterior.

 

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0236358193

 

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

 

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Invisible join!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MODIFIED-FORD-PROBE-16V-SILVER_W0QQitemZ200235066196

 

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

As expected with a heavily modified car, the body work has been prone to stress cracks along various parts of the body work

:lol::lol:

 

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wheres the vomit smiley![/img]

I don't spend that much time looking at chavmobiles but I don't think I've ever seen such a ropey job, you can even see how rough it is in the 3/4 shot. Is that normal?
Truly horrific, I cannot believe people have bid above 500 nicker to be honest!
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Venturi?

Jeez no flies on you lot :roll::lol:
A popular mirror I believe, also fitted to some TVR's or something i think!
Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Venturi?

Jeez no flies on you lot :roll::lol:
A popular mirror I believe, also fitted to some TVR's or something i think!
Yup, lotus esprits and the aston martin virage used them too
MrRegieRitmo Rank: Renault 16

MrRegieRitmo

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That Mazza Rarti was on here a week or so ago....what was it bid upto? Gotta be worth a look if nothing more?

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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£595 start price.£595 buy it now too, so the owner must want rid of it in a hurry.../EDIT - looking at the bloke's feedback it seems he "sold" it a fortnight ago for £695.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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It was on as an auction very recently, ended up at £410 res not met.To be fair it looks pretty decent, I dont think £600 is a ridculous price for it. The engine might be b0rked, if so you can always lob in a Prima diesel or a Pinto innit.

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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'87 Mazzer twin turbo. £595 BIN.

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0278210756

 

Could be (sorry, would be) a total basket case.

 

If you bought it, would you reckon some Welsh guy called Huw would pay ££££ for the number plate?

 

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Friend of mine had one of those, bought it cheap, spent £1000's sold it cheap. EVERYTHING costs a fortune, it became known as Mark's £250 Maserati, because ANYTHING costs at least £250! If it's solid [and that's a big if, lob a Cologne V6 and box into it, and pray nothing goes wrong with any of the remaining bits!
Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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I like a gratuitous shot of an engine as much as the next man, but three in the one listing?Surely the seller could have taken at least one photo of the outside of the car he wants three grand for? :roll::roll: FFS

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Very Dixon

 

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Apologies if this is a pearoast, seen this around Fleetwood

 

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Paint it black and go in to business as an undertaker for porgs.

 

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Lovely Imp

 

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Sad looking Herald

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