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Apologies if this has been posted already:

 

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reallyloud Rank: BL Wedge

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Good grief. That Datsun is virtually identical to my old (t)rusty steed - mine attracted mice too. Mice urine is an odour that is virtually impossible to get rid of.

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

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I've a spare late 33 Sportwagon thats probably off to the fragger soon -if you want it Mr B?Nice runner- chuffing exhaust, dent in every panel but solid. never going to do it -cheaper to scrap than advertise for all the idiots out there

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Yo NB, I hate to see useful stuff get baled, but TBH i'm trying to cut down on rescues! having said that an injection engine and PAS set-up would be nice to add to my spares pile, whats it like mechanically? Any pics?

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

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Love the yugo! £185 with a ticket and an hour and a bit to go.. what a bargain.. ideal for a banger rally....

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

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Running gear is fine Mr B. Starts immediately -sounds right feels good. Looks a bit of a mess . its got about 10 days left before it goes -so get back to me if you want it.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Granada-Auto-1982-W-Reg_W0QQitemZ190218925324

 

Looks nice, probably going to end up on the track of course. The guy does not tolerate timewasters, even adds a checklist so you can find out if you are one:

 

a tyre kicker is someone who

 

• Does not show up

• Does not bring money

• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults

• Seems to know barely anything about the car

• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)

• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old car for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it

• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres

• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car

• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong

• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.

• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback

• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car

• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, spoiler it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

 

 

Pretty accurate! :lol:
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Pfft, I dress up as a mullah all the time for car-buying purposes. Works a treat.

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Pfft, I dress up as a mullah all the time for car-buying purposes. Works a treat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

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Hey man, they actually built those fuggas in my home town. Scrotes and Metros mainly. IT WAS LIKE LONGBRIDGE I TELL THEE

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I note that some of these come equipped with airbag suspension. Surely that would provoke some sort of OMG! AIRBAGZ! type hysteria on the 'other' forum?

r.welfare Rank: Renault 16

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I would LOVE to see a Metro Chairman bouncing up and down to some PHAT BEATS at a car show, ghetto stylee. Word.

carlo Rank: Renault 16

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Argg! Why so far away? :x

 

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That's only 10 miles away from me!

 

I don't think I'd get away with THREE bits of shite in a week, specially when mrs carlo wants a new kitchen.

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