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Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

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Oh wow, a real piece of television history, and so cheap! :lol:

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

Ratdat

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Mna that's a huge door mirror on the Civic :lol: That is a bargain for a pre-facelift mk1. I'm breaking on at the minute if anyone buys it and needs parts.

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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Lovely!

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Hubba hubba!

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OOOOH thats got me drooling. Love the Victors-would prefer an fd estate though 8)
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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there's no stopping you is there Wuvvum!

seth Rank: Renault 16

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I'd love to see/hear that running! Must redefine the term "clatter"!Wuvs, that little Honda looks ace. I kinda dig those and the similar era Accords for some reason - probably just for being diddy compared to later examples.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Wuvs, that little Honda looks ace. I kinda dig those and the similar era Accords for some reason - probably just for being diddy compared to later examples.

I'll second that. I bet you could fit that inside one of the last generation civics.
Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

Torsten2001

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surely the milk would be butter by the time it gets to the doorstep!

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Unmolested Viva, apart from these HIDEOUS wheel trims. I'd forgotten about Vivas having no provision for a radio.

 

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

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When I was a student I went for a holiday job as an ice cream man, but didn't get it. Think I must have looked too clean.

Dead_E23 Rank: Renault 16

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Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

 

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

 

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Jazzy Jeff Rank: Austin Maxi

Jazzy Jeff

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Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

 

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

 

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That would be amazing, I can imagine a summer blockbuster film coming out of it. Clown faced man in Ice Scream (geddit!?) van terrorises teenages and kills them with a razor sharp scoop and occasionally stabs them with a flake. He is seemingly unstopable for a good 80 minutes of the film. Much over the top gore ensues, I'm sure there will be some sort of moment where blood is used instead of rasberry sauces on a cornet. The remaining teenagers, meaning just the attractive female lead, who has escaped his clutches many times showing some snazzy martial arts moves, and her love interest, are at there wits end. HOW WILL CLOWN ICE CREAM MAN BE BEATEN???

 

Then the answer hits them, or rather him, side on, on 85 minutes there is a car chase, the two teenages are driving a new BMW or some such thing, as all teenage characters do in these films, which obviously exist in a world without insurance. The Ice Cream van despite it's apparently lack of power keeps up with them no sweat, he is now on their bumper and trying to force them off the road, as they power down a country lane with a huge thunder storm raging on, and chunks of their Beamer being hacked away (Not only does the little Fiat devices have seemingly endless amounts of power, it is also virtually invincible) they finally power over a narrow bridge......

 

....finally Clown Ice Cream van man's achilles heel is discovered, CROSSWINDS!!! and he and his machine are blown off the bridge and fly down a ravine into a raging river below. Naturally the teenages stop, congratulate themselves and look down below the bridge to see the tangled wreckage of their tormentor. But there is nothing there, paving the way for an endless series of sequels!!!!

 

I think I have too much time on my hands...... :(

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

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1985 525i "Old SKool Drifter"

No registration document, but I'm sure getting a replacement one from Germany would be easy. Not.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0214496042

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1977 260Z

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0228173039

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1985 Nissan Laurel

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0232205658

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1993 Kia Sephia

A left-hand drive Kia. That'll be snapped up fast. :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0254846246

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1991 Beirut Taxi

Looks tidy enough and 140000 miles is nothing for one of these.

Two years' test too!

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1969 Massey Ferguson

'MFI 16' vanity plate 8) 8) 8)

http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 0241008675

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hey those wire wheels really look the part on that Datsun Z. Why didnt I think of that! He ought to put a big 'Toad of Toad hall' brass horn on the front wing too.

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Yeah, looks he's got some kind of Jag E-type thing going on.I'd prefer a set of slot mags on it myself, but hey...

Marty Rank: Austin Maxi

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Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

 

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

 

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That would be amazing, I can imagine a summer blockbuster film coming out of it. Clown faced man in Ice Scream (geddit!?) van terrorises teenages and kills them with a razor sharp scoop and occasionally stabs them with a flake.
Something similar formed the storyline in a 70's edition of Superman Comic, (or was it Vampirella?) - I may trawl the loft later to try and find them - IIRR

 

"I scream,

You Scream

We all scream

For Ice cream"

 

was the cyclepaths catchphrase before stuffing kids in his freezer.....

Dead_E23 Rank: Renault 16

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Right, so here's my shopping list:Fiat 850 ice cream vanScary clown maskChrysler 440 cu/in hemi crate engine (and Fiat adaptor plate)Cable tiesGaffer tapeClaw HammerIce cream chimes tuned to play in minor key

Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

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No, I've just attracted a Humphrey over it, drop dead gorgeous

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