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hey look at this cool aftermarket headlamp set up.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/85216587.htm?ca=12_s

 

700 €

That BMW actually looks pretty cool, kind of like a US "Federal Spec" that never was.

 

I'd like to fit some bigger bumpers (possibly with some chunky overriders) to finish it off. Then I'd drive around with slicked-back hair and a blue shirt with white collars/cuffs and a chintzy silk tie, with one hand on the wheel and the other holding an enormous light grey Motorola DynaTAC whilst I bang on to the person on the other end about "level playing fields" and "corporate empowerment", then weave all over the road as I attempt to input the details into a PSION organiser whilst steering with my knees. The corporate world stops for nobody - and I'm not a nobody, I'm a somebody. I've got a key to the executive washroom, thus I'm better than those who don't.

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1994 Ford Fiesta 1.3 Equipe

 

Terrible pics, but what a nice motor! 29K and mint, quite an event to see a MK3 Fiesta which hasn't got terminal rot problems. They seem really thin on the ground compared to the equivalent age of Corsa.

 

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1970 Ford Cortina 1600 Deluxe

 

£500 BIN, predictably it needs some work, looks smart though.

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Here are a few project shitters to keep you busy throughout jan and feb.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-MAZDA-323-rwd-nissan-S12-turbo-running-gear_W0QQitemZ250549654942

This has been doing the rounds for a while as a hopeless-looking drift project, now someone has got it up and running properly but needs finishing and MOt'd. £650

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/93-Red-Top-2-0-16v-Vauxhall-Cavalier-SRI-Project-Car_W0QQitemZ110469640740

WOW CHECK THIS 'CAVVY' OUT

VIBE Bass box with 2x 15" 1800W subs, Pheonix Gold "White" 2600W Amp, Vibe Mono 2800W Amp, 4x 6x9 Kenwoods 250W+ and a 12band EQ to control the amps and subs. comes with 3 in-line fuses and also a limited edition M5-F1 Steering Wheel

No Idea what that lot means, but it sounds DOPE

 

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Please note back Seats are taken out to compensate weight of sub and so reduced weight

LOL! RADIO PWNS SEATS

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1989-ISUZU-PIAZZA-TURBO-WITH-LSD-AXLE-SPARES-REPAIR_W0QQitemZ230413090893

WARNING! AXLE RAPISTS CIRCLING!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2000-SAAB-9-5-GRIFFIN-V6-TURBO-GREY-Spares-or-Repair_W0QQitemZ180447150469

YUM, this V6 turbo Saab wagon looks tasty, the turbo has blown up like but thats no great hassle to fix.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-PEUGEOT-205-RALLYE-YELLOW_W0QQitemZ200419954132

Quite rare these and also quite appealing, i wouldnt kick it outta bed (i know its not a hardcore french-spec Rallye though)

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Top plate on the 205! I love the colour-matched yellow piping on the bumpers.What's the difference with a French-spec one?

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What you really want is this 8000 mile Wolseley Six! Yours for £6995 :shock:

That's a cracker!Metallic paint as well.
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I've let the IPTOC know. The Q&A section is quite funny as well, 'OMG WANT YOU WANT FOR HOLE CAR' window licking madness.

 

It's not as straightforward as these mongs think to drop the LSD into a Chevette \ Manta anyway. I know someone with a V8 Chevette that's done it and he said it wasn't the work of a moment. Same thing with the engines as well, although it's been done (many times in Oz and NZ) nothing lines up and you have to a load off the gearchange remote, for example.

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It looks like a cheap 820 to me, I had to LOL at one of the comments for the the Micra Colette he's also selling.

Q: Hi, any idea what the tax costs on this car for six months? Many thanks John xx A: £65,please dont send me kiss,s John!!

:lol:
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Who'd have thought it...a 'leccy Renner 5 with under 500 miles. Pricey

 

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1980-US-Electricar-Electric-Leopard-Renault-Le-Car-EV_W0QQitemZ140369180089QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item20aea7b5b9

 

The user manual is interesting reading with a 2 position accelerator pedal but it looks like it was super easy to void the warranty on the battery

http://www.econogics.com/ev/lepman.htm

scooters Rank: Renault 16

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According to the seller:

 

"This quite literally is a status symbol that will have everyone talking (with envy half the time!) Basically if you had this in you car showroom or another place where you may want a novelty gimmick to impress your customers/clients it really doesn't get any better than this! It is an AWESOME centrepiece for your home or your business! "

 

 

NO! it's horrible and quite the most dangerous thing I have ever seen - you would have to be a lunatic to even consider driving the thing!

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I'd give it a go...

I'll dial the first two 9's now then...every second could be vital :wink:
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1985 Austin Mini 1000 City E

 

as it is designed on the transformer optimus prime kids automaticly reconise it and love it

i have been stopped in the street by people of all ages and asked if im the guy with the transformer

Oh also the bottom of the reggy plate says "Autobots roll out" as this is a well known transformers catchphrase.

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1987 MG Maestro EFi

 

Sounds good for £600 BIN! I like it when one of these turns up in that advert where Noel Edmonds goes through the range.

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I'd give it a go...

I'll dial the first two 9's now then...every second could be vital :wink:
Don't worry, i'll wear some elbow guards and a hat.
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1987 MG Maestro EFi

 

Sounds good for £600 BIN! I like it when one of these turns up in that advert where Noel Edmonds goes through the range.

Damn. That's causing me serious WANT issues, and I have negative funds at the moment. Damn.
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What on earth has that Mini advertisor been smoking? Oh yes of course, everyday folk get mixed up between a lorry and a Mini, easy mistake. 'SHIT look its optimus prime the Kenworth lorry but amazingly hes cloaked himself as a Mini'

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I thought he'd replaced the doors with scrapyard finds, and applied sticky flames in contrasting colours rather than spray them in to match.No wonder he'd being made redundant:"We need to make some cuts; who shall I get rid of? Dave the reliable spanner turner, or that retarded kid who still plays with toy lorries..."

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What on earth has that Mini advertisor been smoking? Oh yes of course, everyday folk get mixed up between a lorry and a Mini, easy mistake. 'SHIT look its optimus prime the Kenworth lorry but amazingly hes cloaked himself as a Mini'

this just caused some involuntary LOLlage. What is going through the guys head, he is clearly an escaped mental patient.
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