I hear you're a racist now?

[Hendry]

Sorry OP that must be a right PITA!!!

 

But his comments have actually made me LOL, fucking hilarious. 

[xkjagnz]

Should we all be racists now?

Well personally I do like to call a spade a spade!

[stripped fred]

I know it's a pain for you but that is comedy gold. You couldn't make him up!

[JayW]

Since when?

Minor correction, you can actually have as many as you like. Perhaps you sell teapots on one, lingerie on another and 1920's literature on a third. You could also have a fourth for buying only.

 

As long as there's nowt dodgy happening between them (shill bidding etc) it's fine. But, fuck one up and they're all gone.

 

I have 4 accounts currently, all linked and in good standing.

[Bianconeri]

Minor correction, you can actually have as many as you like. Perhaps you sell teapots on one, lingerie on another and 1920's literature on a third. You could also have a fourth for buying only.

As long as there's nowt dodgy happening between them (shill bidding etc) it's fine. But, fuck one up and they're all gone.

I have 4 accounts currently, all linked and in good standing.

So, how are the lingerie sales going?

[AlabamaShrimp]

I thought all accounts had to have a different address or bank or something? Tbh I've no idea as my account is so old I didn't have to prove anything to open it.

 

If one account falls in their bad books will they shut them all?

[sutty2006]

I AM GOING 2 FLEE

 

*FLEES*

 

Being French, he'd know all about that....

[mercrocker]

You can always list the way I do.....Fuck templates, ebay shop listings and all that bollocks.   List once, blocking all non-UK addresses and re-use the same listing every time (sell similar).  I find it easier to change all the categories, etc but at least keep the UK only bit and all my other settings..... 

 

Why has somebody not found where this clown lives and go and kick him up the cunt?   Must be worth a Eurostar ticket.....

[AMC Rebel]

So, how are the lingerie sales going?

And the 1920s Jazz mags?

[AMC Rebel]

Hence why I canned the sale before it got any further. Thing is, I have nearly 130 good feedbacks that have taken a while to build. I don't really want to start again, but I think i'll have to.

I wouldn't worry - if I see negs on someone's account I read them to see who is in the wrong - it's really easy to see in this case, so wouldn't put me off buying.  Don't forget you can add a sober comment to his "feedback" giving the true picture and making him look even worse.

[richardthestag]

sounds like the schools have broken for Summer in France already then

[John F]

I wouldn't worry - if I see negs on someone's account I read them to see who is in the wrong - it's really easy to see in this case, so wouldn't put me off buying.  Don't forget you can add a sober comment to his "feedback" giving the true picture and making him look even worse.

 

Agreed, just put "Troll buyer, avoid at all costs".

 

Although it would be tempting to put "Sordid bastard, worse than a fly" because it's such an ace semi-insult.

[carlo]

I wouldn't worry about starting a new profile.  I reckon some sensible and pertinent response to his feedback (you are allowed to counter bad feedback), maybe drawing attention to his other daft comments left, would convince sensible people you're a proper seller.

[Junkman]

A friend of mine in Ireland listed one of his cars on eBay and it yielded the usual 'sorry m8 my SIL bid by mistake' bollox.

So he sent him a message clearly outlining what a useless piece of time wasting wank he is and followed this up with another message,

in which he apologised and said that the previous message was sent by his SIL by mistake.

[83C]

I wouldn't worry - if I see negs on someone's account I read them to see who is in the wrong - it's really easy to see in this case, so wouldn't put me off buying. Don't forget you can add a sober comment to his "feedback" giving the true picture and making him look even worse.

It's not the negative feedbacks that are the issue - I'm having them removed. It's the potential for him to continue being a weapons grade slice of knob cheese by using other accounts to keep buying my items and pissing me about.

[Junkman]

Well, whether it's him or just another one of the 170 million export quality thunderdolts on eBay doesn't make a bloody difference.

[JeeExEll]

Have just read this thread and it made me laugh. Immediately reminded me of this;-

 

"Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

. . . " . . go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person".

 

etc.

 

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/french.php

[John F]

^ that's already been done, see previous page.

[JeeExEll]

^^ Aah, so it has, sorry PBK. Missed it first time around.

[flat4alfa]

Well worth hearing that taunting a second taaaahm

[dollywobbler]

"You are worse than a fly," has definitely become my new favourite insult. I'm sorry to 83C for all the amusement we're getting from this. Can you not block accounts on Ebay? (I've no idea, I generally avoid selling on there at all costs).

[richardthestag]

still made me chuckle

 

 

while blowing a raspberry and slapping the top of my armour helmet with my armour gloves

 

"I told eem we already ave one!"

[mitsisigma01]

You could always try Facebook groups for selling , we seem to have more than our fair share of illiterate fuck wits that seem to have nothing better to do than fuck you around once they've finished watching Jeremy Kyle

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Mods, please change 83C's user ranking to either "lazybones, the dirtiest seller" or "the world's largest patient".

[Vince70]

Does the eBay buyer (nutter) have anything for sale as I think we need to ask him random questions and see what we get back.

[michael1703]

So, how are the lingerie sales going?

I hear its irelands largest lingerie store...

[flat4alfa]

You could always try Facebook groups for selling , we seem to have more than our fair share of illiterate fuck wits that seem to have nothing better to do than fuck you around once they've finished watching Jeremy Kyle

 

Facebook Groups, especially the selling variety, are full of the illiterates that Ebay banned.

[stuboy]

Does the eBay buyer (nutter) have anything for sale as I think we need to ask him random questions and see what we get back.

buy his stuff.. claim not arrived.. teach knobjockey to be patient.

[RobT]

Is this what happens when raymanboy turns nasty?

 

Sorry to hear you've had to deal with such a patient, but provides amusement for the rest of us.

[Junkman]

Did you see some of the feedback sellers left for him? Of course all positive*, because sellers can't leave negative feedback.

 

 

 

Non payer do not send any goods see the problems I have had

 

 

CONMAM MAKE SURE YOU SEND RECORDED CLAIM GOODS NOT SENT BUT SIGNED FOR DELIVERY

 

 

Nicht normal der Mensch!!! Denkt Ein Paket von D nach F dauert 24h oder so..

 

 

n'a pas donner suite

 

 

NONE PAYING TIME WASTER AVOID

 

 

buyer is a stalker he bought a Volvo that was never paid for left a negative rev

 

 

DID NOT PAY REMOVE BIDS

 

 

DO NOT DO BUSSINESS WITH THIS PERSON.EXPECTS YOU TO POST FOR NOTHING.IDIOT!

 

 

Beware! This buyer leaves malicious feedback. Liar!

 

 

I'd say put him on your block list immediately.