Worst eBay adverts

[horriblemercedes]

3 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Check out this guy's stream of consciousness ramblings

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830366899?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

"separate low ratio control"

 

I very much doubt that...

[artdjones]

52 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Check out this guy's stream of consciousness ramblings

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830366899?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I often wondered what people content to live in a place called Goole would be like.

[sierraman]

56 minutes ago, artdjones said:

I often wondered what people content to live in a place called Goole would be like.

Got a bit political that ad did towards the end 😂

[New POD]

22 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Got a bit political that ad did towards the end 😂

Political ? 

[artdjones]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

Got a bit political that ad did towards the end 😂

Yes, not sure if I'd be wanting to buy from him, even if it wasn't in Goole. Or a Jeep Renegade.🙂

[sierraman]

4 minutes ago, artdjones said:

Yes, not sure if I'd be wanting to buy from him, even if it wasn't in Goole. Or a Jeep Renegade.🙂

His cars look half decent, I’d deal with him. 

[artdjones]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

His cars look half decent, I’d deal with him. 

I suppose as long as you didn't get into a long conversation.

[CaptainBoom]

That all read a bit like Finnegans Wake.

I don’t give a shiny shit what the sellers views are, I’m buying the car, not a conversation with them. But I would admit that going on a foaming spittle’s rant about immigration and politics wouldn’t engender the vehicle to some folk.

[sierraman]

45 minutes ago, artdjones said:

I suppose as long as you didn't get into a long conversation.

I’m just there to buy a car, I’ve enough friends or people down the pub to have a political debate with. 

[goosey]

I’d just knock the fucker out, then wait for the Police to turn up and arrest me. 

[artdjones]

Just now, goosey said:

I’d just knock the fucker out, then wait for the Police to turn up and arrest me. 

Good for you, that's really going to help you live a happy and productive life.

[sierraman]

6 minutes ago, artdjones said:

Good for you, that's really going to help you live a happy and productive life.

A fight on an industrial estate in Goole after buying a 2007 Jeep Patriot. If ever I were to write a novel based on some of the stories I hear on here that would be in it.

[bunglebus]

Another one 😆

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830367392?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[sierraman]

2 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

Another one 😆

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830367392?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Has he heard of paragraphs? 

[bunglebus]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830367169?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

theres a tankful of tit.ty still in the car

[bunglebus]

Aah I could read these all night

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830366248?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

especially now the commies are in power taking away our winter heating allowance with that money probably going towards some new toilets for the transgendered or to pay for the Hotels that house pigeons on the roofs

[sierraman]

3 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830367169?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

theres a tankful of tit.ty still in the car

Bullshit aside it doesn’t look bad for £1,200. I’d love to buy it then take it back in 2 months 27 days and say the brake pads need doing and I’ll be ringing my credit card provider. 😂

[bunglebus]

The man's a poet

My Two Daves have been in the job since the Middle Ages when they delivered stage coaches and sedan chairs to the nobility, had blunderbusses fired at them from notorious highwaymen, jailed and gaged for many years, Transported to Australia as criminals but even they didn*t want them and sent them back!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830366238?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[bunglebus]

2 minutes ago, sierraman said:

Bullshit aside it doesn’t look bad for £1,200. I’d love to buy it then take it back in 2 months 27 days and say the brake pads need doing and I’ll be ringing my credit card provider. 😂

He only takes cash

Finally we do NOT take Credit or debit cards any longer due to the increasing costs of transaction fees so SAVE a small business operation by paying us in ca.sh or bankers transfers ONLY, Sorry for the inconvenience but with fees & regulations being against the traders we have no alternative

[sierraman]

29 minutes ago, bunglebus said:

He only takes cash

Finally we do NOT take Credit or debit cards any longer due to the increasing costs of transaction fees so SAVE a small business operation by paying us in ca.sh or bankers transfers ONLY, Sorry for the inconvenience but with fees & regulations being against the traders we have no alternative

That’s fair play of him. Too much scope for people buying a £1,200 car off him then claiming it back through whatever. 

[goosey]

2 hours ago, artdjones said:

Good for you, that's really going to help you live a happy and productive life.

Well no, I’m posting this from Prison from a iPhone I keep in my arse 

[MrGTI6]

On 15/11/2024 at 09:49, bunglebus said:

Check out this guy's stream of consciousness ramblings

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235830366899?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I love how the ad disappears down a rabbit hole and never comes back. 

The seller definitely voted Reform. 

[UltraWomble]

On 15/11/2024 at 18:48, goosey said:

Well no, I’m posting this from Prison from a iPhone I keep in my arse 

Not in a hollowed out bit of the mattress?
Thats proper hero level smuggling there. Mind you I knew a nurse who managed to smuggle loads of drugs, SIM cards and a mobile up her foof.
Manages to walk in a straight line too - thats a skill.

[goosey]

31 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Not in a hollowed out bit of the mattress?
Thats proper hero level smuggling there. Mind you I knew a nurse who managed to smuggle loads of drugs, SIM cards and a mobile up her foof.
Manages to walk in a straight line too - thats a skill.

Oh no, it’s nothing to do with smuggling…….

[Rocket88]

On 15/11/2024 at 10:42, artdjones said:

I often wondered what people content to live in a place called Goole would be like.

Goole is a complete shit hole, mostly populated by tin foil hat brexiteers…..The Northern equivalent of Jaywick …z

[Lankytim]

Ok, so who here would have an hour conversation about politics with this guy to bag a really cheap nice motor? 
 

All you’ve got to do is nod your head and say “oh wow, no shit” every 30 seconds or so. 

[lisbon_road]

His chance of selling it to a Romanian seem slim. Not good to reduce your possible market.