Event SF17 - Bubble Car Museum: insert photos/memories here

[Guest Breadvan72]

What if - and it is a massive what if - the vehicle in which a person turned up and wished to sleep were to be an actual van of camping?  NB, this is a hypothetical, counter factual, made up fake news non story off the internet.

[CreepingJesus]

 

Spoilsport.

 

 

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

If on the other hand, there's a drunken Scots glow in the dark skeleton wandering the site...

[The Moog]

What if - and it is a massive what if - the vehicle in which a person turned up and wished to sleep were to be an actual van of camping? NB, this is a hypothetical, counter factual, made up fake news non story off the internet.

This i think is acceptable.

 

I will find out about the car sleeping hopefully soonish

[barefoot]

Sent them an email asking definitely a) whether car sleeping is ok and is there somewhere to park the bus.

 

 

Am I the only one who's read the date of that review?

 

And a future one:

“Rudely awakened and hoyed out.â€

Reviewed 2nd June 2017

[hairnet]

hoyed oot shirley

[taxi paul]

I don't know what "hoyed out " means. But it doesn't sound pleasant. I may Google it later.

[The Moog]

Update time

 

So bad news is that no space for the big yellow bus.

 

 

Good news that Paula has said car sleeping is ok as long as everyone pays to be there. It is £5 a night for the car sleepers.

 

 

Also the other option we have is hiring the cafe at night which would give us somewhere to relax if weather is a bit rubbish. It is £50 for the night. What are people's thoughts on that?

[trigger]

£50 between all of us will be less than £5 each so i can't see a problem with that.

[taxi paul]

Happy to pay to hire cafe. Even though only coming for the day. Will benefit everyone so I am in.

[Ghosty]

Ace news. I think that'll attract a few people - I seem to remember Conelrad saying the lack of car camping had put him off for one.

[barefoot]

I'm not paying an extra fiver, think I'm made of money? Fuck the lot of you, I'll sit outside on my own & moreover...

 

 

Am really looking forward to this now.

[beko1987]

Woohoo! I'm happy now!

 

I'm happy to pay a share of the cafe place hire, reckon they'd let us rebuild an engine in there overnight?

[The Moog]

Woohoo! I'm happy now!

 

I'm happy to pay a share of the cafe place hire, reckon they'd let us rebuild an engine in there overnight?

I reckon you could bring your two buckets and offer your services...

 

Make beer money ..

[davidfowler2000]

Glad to hear car camping has been approved 'cos I'd not bother coming otherwise. Also happy to chip in for the cafe hire.

[beko1987]

I reckon you could bring your two buckets and offer your services...

 

Make beer money ..

Spend all weekend making bourneidentity keep me away from the base!

[cms206]

Likewise cafe hire is good with me.

 

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

[beko1987]

Yep, I'm happy with Cafe hire, itll probably cost the same as the portaloo did for sf15...

[Mally]

I'm in for the Cafe, presume its for Sat night?

Can someone smuggle a Guitar in please..............and a set of drums.

[rml2345]

Cafe sounds good, car sleeping even better as tenting is for camperists.

[CreepingJesus]

Has the cafe got a jukebox? And if so, can we go down the bypass and back before 'Rock Around The Clock' finishes?

 

[/50smode]

[Guest Breadvan72]

Can we make the cafe look like Sky News doing rolling coverage of some really shitty east midlands town full of moaning idiots that's been evacuated to the community centre because of an unexploded WW2 bomb down by the Argos?

 

Make sure that the bomb is a really shit British one built by some lazy double time reserved occupation fuckwit working for a company that was later to be in BL, that was dropped out of a really shit aeroplane such as an Avro Manchester by some bomb aimer who was pissed at the time or did it for a bet. 

[Guest Breadvan72]

"Yeah, bombs gone, Skipper, let's fuck off."  

 

"Rightyho, Bombs.  Nav, plot us a bit left will you, that looks like fucking Dusseldorf". 

 

"Skips, Mid Upper, it can't be Dusseldorf, the Cathedral's on the other side of the Square."

 

"Nav to Pilot. It's Bremen, Skipper.  Or maybe Wisbech.  Fucked if I know."

 

"Pilot to everyone: Shut the fuck up all of you. Engineer, what's wrong with the port engine?"

 

"Reckon it's fucked, Skipper."

 

"Can we get a move on, please Skipper, there's a Sherlock Holmes on at the flicks and Mavis from Ops has got some Black Market butter from her old man.  I might get her up the wrong 'un."

 

"If that's the same Mavis that Charlie shagged last month you'll be at the MO first thing Monday morning." 

 

"Yeah, and fuck you as w..."

 

"FIGHTER! FIGHTER! FIGHTER! CORSKSCREW LEFT! GO!"

 

(An extract from the DFC/DFM Citations for the whole crew) 

[barefoot]

Are you busy^

 

If you were defending me today, I'd be royally fucked!

[Guest Breadvan72]

That would be true on any day, partly because I am shite, but mainly because of all them murders you done.  

 

PS: I am mad busy.  Displacement, dear boy, displacement. 

[bub2006]

I'm going to try get over Saturday morning. Will bring little Bub with me too. Doubt he will want to camp but I'll broach the subject with him. At least then we will get to go to the museum and hopefully miss cms and his boxer shorts.

[beko1987]

My dad's making noises about coming over with eva Saturday too, so hopefully your lad won't be the only child* there

 

 

*proper child, not us lot childs...

[bub2006]

Mine is 11. I'm concerned he will show my immaturity up.

[chaseracer]

^ Again...? 

[Ghosty]

It's alright, I'm only 21. No doubt I'll make you all look infinitely more sensible.

 

Either that, or prove we're all 21 at heart.

[17-Coffees]

It sadden's me to say that I wont be able to attend due to how things are at work.

Gutted as had a great time last year and was planning on buying something shite to take down just for the banter, then roffle it off after. 

 

To relive the memory of last year I'll get the LS400 stuck in some mud and drink a few beers before attempting to get it out.