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May your festivals be filled with a score of Graham Robson's finest 'Fifty Worst Cars' books.

 

Merry Christmas to everybody and all of the tidings for 2017.

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The Gammon for tomorrow evening is cooked all 6 Lbs of it.

The Turkey is defrosting in the porch all 15 Lbs of it

The salmon roulade and chicken wings are marinating in the fridge.

The Freezer is full of iceland shite.

And the study is ready for my sister.

My parents will have our room, we are off to the loft to evict our son, who will be sleeping on his sisters floor.

In laws are coming at 5 pm on Christmas day, all of a 5 minute walk. So 7 for lunch and 13 or 15 for the evening.

Can't wait. Currently home alone.

 

Fuck all that ...out for lunch on xmas day and bought 4 for 3 on M&S party food for the inlaws on boxing day... sorted ......as Slade say without fail every year....

 

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I am in the "bah humbug" camp, but Merry Christmas to one an all !!!!!!!!!!

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Merry Christmas.

 

BV. Good to see you! :-)

 

 

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Merry Christmas, good health, and another year crammed full of Autoshite to all.

 

Ho Ho Ho.

 

Right. Put the car keys away and get that bottle open.

 

Looks like this Autoshiter's had a head start.

 

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Sent from my Kitchen Table whilst rolling a fag.

To US Autoshiters that's making a sort of home made cigarette. You may have another interpretation of that sentence. A different one.

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Im eorking now every day till the 3rd January ( Because:Nurse) so as I cant be with you all eating to excess and bothering chod over this holiday and because I decided to buy a tub of Quality Street instead of sending you all Christmas Cards I (but the shops had run out of them) here is a picture of a tub of Quality Street to enjoy...

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I'm tucked up in Dublin for the Christmas break, safe in the arms of the lovely Ms_Chegg.

 

Wishing everyone the Christmas they would wish for themselves, and a happy, safe and successful 2017.

 

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I'm raising a glass as I speak to my Grandfather.

In World War 2 my Grandad spied behind enemy lines disguised as a Christmas tree
He came home highly decorated ..

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Note. A very welcome post from long lost Breadvan72 above yesterday. Hope you are fine Mr BV.

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Have a good one, you big bunch of cunts!!

Thanks. Have a bit of cake.

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Merry Christmas from a relative newby.

 

It's been entertaining to say the least.

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Happy Holidays y'all.

 

The Diesel household is already on the piss.

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.... whilst rolling a fag.

To US Autoshiters that's making a sort of home made cigarette. You may have another interpretation of that sentence. A different one.

I get the wallet, you can keep the pumps ;)

 

TS

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Merrrrry Christmas from the Bar Humbug.

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Merry Christmas, I hope you get all you wish for and have a breakdown on the way to visit the family and end up stranded on a miserable hard shoulder with a gently simmering head gasket, only joking have a great one chaps!

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