For Sale 05 05 only 20k leather, ac, alloys £99

[vulgalour]

The steering wheel is on upside down so for that and many more reasons, I'm oot.

[DVee8]

Ah interesting. I quite like it.

http://www.banchorycarcentre.co.uk/used-cars/infiniti-ex-3-0-td-v6-awd-5dr-banchory-201610289211123

 

We were going to buy a bmw from infiniti newcastle in may this year.My wife talking to the salesman,are these infiniti cars selling then?the salesman officially they are selling well,in reality no one know what they are so no,but nissan staff can now lease the for the same money as a cascow to get them out there.

[sierraman]

  On 05/11/2016 at 16:17, Kiltox said:

Wonder if these are better or worse than my current "worst ever car I've owned" which is a 2001 Daewoo Matiz

Serviced a Matiz today. Awful, awful car. Redifines the word cheap and nasty. Even the shitty Rover is preferable to that.

 

The dodgy clutch you said was endemic when they were new, the plate isn't up to the job.

[Guest Lord Sward]

I actually like these.  Whats a matter with you snobs?

[lexi]

That Citrover is a bit like Susan Boyle, I mean ,you just couldn't........ no matter what!   .........you could?

[Richard]

Off topic, but I heard Susan Boyle doing a cover of Madonna's Like a Prayer on the radio this morning. I can't wait to see the video for that.

[Guest Lord Sward]

  On 05/11/2016 at 18:30, DVee8 said:

Ah interesting. I quite like it.

http://www.banchorycarcentre.co.uk/used-cars/infiniti-ex-3-0-td-v6-awd-5dr-banchory-201610289211123

 

We were going to buy a bmw from infiniti newcastle in may this year.My wife talking to the salesman,are these infiniti cars selling then?the salesman officially they are selling well,in reality no one know what they are so no,but nissan staff can now lease the for the same money as a cascow to get them out there.

 

 

My street is full of Infinities.  

[trigger]

  On 05/11/2016 at 21:41, Richard said:

Off topic, but I heard Susan Boyle doing a cover of Madonna's Like a Prayer on the radio this morning. I can't wait to see the video for that.

It least it wasn't like a virgin...

[Lacquer Peel]

You can't keep class down.

[CortinaDave]

Even i, MG Rover apologist that i am, dont want this.

 

I do want a shot of one though, just to experience how bad they are for myself.

 

Ive always wanted a shot of a Polonez too for similar reasons

[SiC]

So who's buying this then?

[Lacquer Peel]

I think they must be okay, City Rovers survive in decent numbers considering the company that sold them went bust over 10 years ago and they're a weird orphan captive import.

[Richard]

Did Tata supply them with Rover badges and half-arsed UK toys or was that done by Rover?

[SiC]

I would say they are a giffer dream. Loads of visibility, easy to park and simple to operate with not too much advance stuff. Basically the logic step after their old Metro/100 knackard out. I suspect we'll see low mileage examples for a while to come.

[Lacquer Peel]

I think they came on the boat as Rovers*.

[Cavcraft]

  On 05/11/2016 at 23:58, SiC said:

So who's buying this then?

 

Me, if a cunning plan works.

[Richard]

Is it my cunning plan?

[The Moog]

  On 06/11/2016 at 08:51, Cavcraft said:

Me, if a cunning plan works.

You still pissed?

 

 

[Tayne]

  On 06/11/2016 at 08:51, Cavcraft said:

Me, if a cunning plan works.

I'm also up this way and may be able to offer assistance.

[catsinthewelder]

If it involves A framing it with an i3 that would defo be a calendar shot.

[Cavcraft]

Cunning plan shot down in flames  As you were, soldiers.

[UltraWomble]

If anyone can move this further south than Aberdeen (sort of nearer Carlisle perhaps) then I will inflict this misery on my son for his 18th B/Day (along with driving lessons). And post photos of the happy* teenager.

[Tayne]

  On 06/11/2016 at 10:10, UltraWomble said:

If anyone can move this further south than Aberdeen (sort of nearer Carlisle perhaps) then I will inflict this misery on my son for his 18th B/Day (along with driving lessons). And post photos of the happy* teenager.

Ok, if that's serious then I could collect it from Kinker at the BCC and drive it to "sort of nearer Carlisle".

[Guest Lord Sward]

Proof, if proof were indeed needed, that CityRover is very much FTW.

 

http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/facts-and-figures/essays/essay-from-the-jaws-of-victory/

[UltraWomble]

BCC?

[Tayne]

Banchory Car Centre.

 

Kinkersaab's Kar Emporium

[UltraWomble]

Ah, scotch that one gents - SWMBO has decreed that Im "not going to Scotchland for a heap of shite" and need to purchase something nearer

 

She was not swayed by the leather or air, or indeed the £99 price tag.

 

I dont think she has ever forgiven me for buggering off to Portsmouth for the Picasso in the "its just south of Bristol" episode, more so when it lunched its gearbox.

[Tayne]

You don't need to come up here, I'll drive it down.

 

We could meet 10minutes away from your house and I could fake a Preston accent.

[Dave_Q]

  On 06/11/2016 at 10:42, Tayne said:

You don't need to come up here, I'll drive it down.

 

We could meet 10minutes away from your house and I could fake a Preston accent.

 

VIDEO REQUIRED

[Tayne]

Find me a video of someone talking with a Preston accent and I'll give it a go.