Mystery future blind sort of purchase,

[DodgeRover]

I'm saying hearse too, obvious init, new woman is a goth, landlord is moaning because he sees dead people every time he goes past her place and she needs to shift it quick - but not to a racer or charity rally, new boyfriend has a mate who likes something a bit different so the deal is done.

 

Montego Hearse that's been run as MOT exempted from new and full of more plastic padding than Pamela Anderson, it's just what everybody needs

[brownnova]

Nissano 'frog face' micra. Former driving school car with more scuffs than a 7 year olds shoes

[doobietoo]

If you are really lucky it will be a PT Cruiser

[Jim Bell]

If its come from a female, Im going with Audi TT.

 

Doing the drinking oil trick.

[martc]

Model T ford innit;)  Ford Model T innit:)

 

Sorry I'm feeling far too pedantic today.

[320touring]

Sorry I'm feeling far too pedantic today.

Yoo is Robin me of my Reliant opporchancities!

[garbaldy]

Today's text is saying don't eat Friday as table booked for 7pm, I replied thought we where doing Saturday.

Looks like I'm now gonna get fed into submission

[anonymous user]

Today's text is saying don't eat Friday as table booked for 7pm, I replied thought we where doing Saturday.

Looks like I'm now gonna get fed into submission

That's what you think; it could be an operating theatre table and you'll wake up minus a kidney or two

[Junkman]

[garbaldy]

/\ yes fab 1 here's hoping

[purplebargeken]

Mrs PBK would prolly buy that.

[garbaldy]

Big A

check.

Dogs cock

check

Utterly reliable* towcar

check

 

* Not entirely true.

[HillmanImp]

[Supernaut]

C or an E? W203 or 211? hard to tell in that pic

 

The car itself or method of extraction?

 

The car his mate has waiting for him.

 

Are you following this thread at all?

 

 

 

My bet is it's going to be so big, he'll end up A-framing the merc home with it. Plot twist!

[garbaldy]

Well Merc fuelled and ready to go and if it shits itself again at least it's only 16 miles so I can walk it.

 

Got text again to meet at 6.45pm so best jump in the shower.

 

TBC

[garbaldy]

Cashed up and ready to roll

 

 

And where on a mish.

 

[billyboy406v6]

Clean boxers and vest I hope. Its Blind Date !!!!

[Jim Bell]

I bid £150 for whatever it is.

 

Any advances?

[fatharris]

£140 and a nudey pic of MrsH

[Bren]

[Jim Bell]

£151 and two pics of my dog wearing hats.

[DVee8]

The way home.

 

 

[cort16]

I bid £150 for whatever it is.

 

Any advances?

Are you sure, it could be a 106 with a wobbly wheel?

[anonymous user]

Mystic Mugg is looking into the crystal ball-joint and so far is precdicting it has mis-matched, very worn, under-inflated tyres, an illuminated air-bag light, an interior that looks like it has had a fight with a bear carrying two bin-bags of rubbish, several dents/scrapes and a Ford badge.

[Jim Bell]

Are you sure, it could be a 106 with a wobbly wheel?

I had not considered this possibility.

[Supernaut]

Mystic Mugg is looking into the crystal ball-joint and so far is precdicting it has mis-matched, very worn, under-inflated tyres, an illuminated air-bag light, an interior that looks like it has had a fight with a bear carrying two bin-bags of rubbish, several dents/scrapes and a Ford badge.

 

I hope it's a Ford Fusion!

[garbaldy]

Mixed grill was lursh just waiting for sticky toffee pudding

[sporty-shite]

Mixed grill was lursh just waiting for sticky toffee pudding

Has he told you yet? Or is he priming you up with food before he hits you with the body blow?

[garbaldy]

Has he told you yet? Or is he priming you up with food before he hits you with the body blow?

Nope he hasn't when I asked he said it's all good but to be honest we've all been having a right laugh catching up,

I am standing at the bar as I've somehow been stuck with the bill not sure how that happened.

 

[bub2006]

Well I guess that wasn't anticipated