Wanted Buyers Tourettes

[UltraWomble]

One of the dentists I work with suggested that I have Buyers Tourettes given that I am currently trawling eBay / Gumtree / Preloved and various forums for a cheap moped to do the coast to coast run on.

 

I suppose I might have, given i have bought 4 PTW's in the last 5 months, and now want another.

 

If anyone knows of a cheapish moped ( cosmetically can be an utter hound, but needs to run OK) please support me and point me in the direction of it.... Its a recognised medical affliction ( well the dentist thinks it is and thats good enough for me).

[Felly Magic]

The official diagnosis is Compulsive Heap Purchasing Disorder, there is no known cure

[Faker]

Fuk! kunt! Pi55 flaps!!

[Faker]

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[Six-cylinder]

I tried to buy a moped for Shitfest but they are lots of money, I give up and bought a broken one so I can at least dream about:

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride, ride, ride!

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride, ride, ride!

When I get me moped out on the road

Ain't nobody gonna tell me where to go. No!

When I get me moped out on the road

I'm gonna ride, ride, ride, ride, ride!

 

[castros_bro]

Get your finger out M8 or you'll be overtaken by Team Duff.

 

KTM with Sachs engine, V5 + pre tax (pre MOT?)   275 of your Earth Pounds

 

http://www.icenicam.ukfsn.org/market.html

[Tayne]

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[anonymous user]

Isn't Panhard65 panic buying these at the moment? I'm sure he must have something to suit you, as long as you don't mind obscure and french.

[twosmoke300]

I must have it cos I bought a rotten old Saab specially for sf14 !

[UltraWomble]

Are you looking for a project, something to get your teeth into?

Cosmetics and bodywork yes

Engine no

Because despite most mopeds being simpler than Paul Merton with concussion i am much simpler and would be left with a pile of burning moped

 

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[andy18s]

"Buyer's Tourettes"?

Does this mean you swear when buying cars or bikes?

 

Or did he mean buyer's regret?

I think it's that moment when your email bings at you with

"Congratulations........you are the winning bidder/ Best offer has been accepted....."

[Twiggy]

It`s inevitable, and a necessary condition for AS

[panhard65]

Step this way I am collecting some prime French peds next week. All Motoconforts from the 50's. I am told they all turn over and fingers crossed will go without too much trouble. I have a buyer interested in the blue one. I am after a couple of hundred each if they are any good but open to offers.

[UltraWomble]

This looks bonkers

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-50-moped-/182166104425?hash=item2a69f22969:g:N8EAAOSwnFZXWsHF

 

Started out life as a Honda Vision Met In.

 

Panhard, that bike looks interesting, but as I say its the "running" bit that worries me. The rest of it isnt too much of an issue as it would either get stripped & painted yellow, or lime green - I still cant make my mind up yet what I fancy. Possibly the green....

[HH-R]

Tourettes? I swear I can't help it.

[hairnet]

no - buyers tourettes is when you press the bid button - then its FUCK FUCK why did it do that

 

then you win and its even worse -censored-

[hairnet]

chris buy that ped

 

@Six Cylinder

[UltraWomble]

Still in the market for a sub £400 bike.

 

Can someone clarify the daylight MOT rule thing for me - does it only apply to bikes registered before 1986 or any bike?

[Jazoli]

There is no such thing as a daylight mot, all a bike needs is a numberplate with a reflector stuck to it and a horn (which must emit a continuous tone), a brake light is also advisable (for safety if anything but it's not compulsory), if lights are fitted they must work.

 

I have mot'd a couple of track bikes and lack of lights is just an advisory.

[dugong]

CUNTING CORSAS

[UltraWomble]

Just got my eye on a couple of shitheaps on ebay which would be fine if the lights and indicators were just binned off.

Would only commute to / from work anyway in the hours of daylight if I did use it sans lights.