Many crazy collectifiations and other daft shit - bike collectificated car tomorrow

[hairnet]

Finished work

Then two wheels to Anglesey

If only it was like this





Currently doing this as its blowing a gale



Pint soon

More daft shit tomorrow

[Cheggers]

Do they teach Savvy at night school, or was it an online course?

[chaseracer]

You misunderstand.  Hairnet was Savvy's tutor at bollocks college...

 

[Cavcraft]

What kind of hotel has an emergency French loaf nailed to the wall and an old pallet holding the telly up?

[chaseracer]

^^^^ That one.

[skattrd]

I thought Hairnet and Savvy were completely different languages.

[Cavcraft]

Stanley Unwin talking Esperanto.

[mercrocker]

"Good evening chaps 

 

After a day of toil I decided to ride my motorcycle to that island on the north west coast of Wales. 

 

How I wish it still had the blue skies and slightly rippled water of a past summer's day when I could have enjoyed the sight of my steed framed by the Menai Strait. 

 

Instead it is rather wet and windy so I am confined to a rather strange hostelry with only a TV for company. 

 

Later on I might put down my mug of tea and exchange it for a measured glass of ale. 

 

I shall provide more information tomorrow for you all to take the piss out of" 

 

Translated by Goggle.

[hairnet]

Merc you twat lmao

 

Seeing as I'm the arse end of north Wales and can't go further west without splash

 

This happened

 

Tokyo drift now

[hairnet]

What kind of hotel has an emergency French loaf nailed to the wall and an old pallet holding the telly up?

A 16 quid a night one with free tea and coffee

[hairnet]

.

[mercrocker]

Have one for me too!

[garbaldy]

So just what are you collecting on a bike,

[hairnet]

More tomorrow

[Cheggers]

So you collected some today??

 

 

I'm bucking faffled...

[hairnet]

Its too fookin early

 

Free brekky ftw when you win at that monopoly bolox

[hairnet]

Many floaty

 

So slow

 

Much bored

[hairnet]

I thought Hairnet and Savvy were completely different languages.

U NO TORK MOI LANGWIDGE

[chaseracer]

The panniers on the Spandau Special are big, but how will you get a Reno douze in there...?

 

 

EDIT: Ah, of course...

 

 

[New POD]

You should have said. My sister range me from her home in Menai, to ask me about her fiesta. The bonnet won't latch properly. I said "take it to the main dealer"

 

If you fancy a cooked breakfast, you could pop in.

[Richard]

You misunderstand. Hairnet was Savvy's tutor at bollocks college...

 

I would say that's a bit unfair.

 

Their use of language might be a bit unconventional but neither of them talk bollocks.

[chaseracer]

It was meant in jest, as I hope they both realised!  The 'AS irony identifier*' was inferred, but should have been clearer.

[andy18s]

It was meant in jest, as I hope they both realised! The 'AS irony identifier*' was inferred, but should have been clearer.

Maybe it's time for an Autoshite Tongue in cheek emoticon......or Foot in mouth maybe...

 

Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk

[hairnet]

It was meant in jest, as I hope they both realised! The 'AS irony identifier*' was inferred, but should have been clearer.

Coming from a midlander

[hairnet]

The panniers on the Spandau Special are big, but how will you get a Reno douze in there...?

 

 Madly I've seen that 12 in person twice since the summer I tried to steal it but Ryanair would a raped me excess baggage

EDIT: Ah, of course...

 

 

[hairnet]

Wtf

 

I hate phones

[Cavcraft]

Are you there yet?

[mercrocker]

And what is it?  If it is a douze after that Twenny, what next?   Jacques Tati's camper van?

[hairnet]

Been in Dublin drooping the Spandau special off

 

Now waiting for plane back to Manx

 

I thought I'd seen it all with flash coffee shops

 

But there's a h van in a coffee shop in the departures lounge

 

More later

[hairnet]

Update is its half a h van wtf