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A moral dillema a tale of two shitties

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scaryoldcortina Rank: Lancia Gamma

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About 35 miles. So they did about 70-80 miles in it before it tanked.

 

Ugh, that's not far at all. I see why you feel sorry for them tbh. Fingers crossed for a simple fix.

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Tell her to go to her local Audi dealer and stand in service reception shouting loudly:

 

"I BOUGHT AN AUDI ON ITS REPUTATION FOR RELIABILITY AND AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED".

 

I've heard this is a popular approach from buyers of used Mercedes....

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billyboy406v6 Rank: Citroen Ami

billyboy406v6

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If it was me I would refund the money, a good nights sleep is priceless !

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I sent this text

 

I feel bad about it breaking I thought the car was good. If you want I'll give you the £1000 back and take the car back before you start running up garage bills. Let me know.

 

response

 

these things happen and dad has the contacts to get it fixed without spending too much, honestly don't worry about it, it's a super wee car I'll bring it down once it's finished.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sounds like she's fine and her dad's trying to be hard man.

She's refused the offer so all done.

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Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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I sent this text

 

I feel bad about it breaking I thought the car was good. If you want I'll give you the £1000 back and take the car back before you start running up garage bills. Let me know.

 

response

 

these things happen and dad has the contacts to get it fixed without spending too much, honestly don't worry about it, it's a super wee car I'll bring it down once it's finished.

If carlsberg did shite buyers.......

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I should really avoid buying and selling cars at all cost

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Did she have smashing tits?

carlo Rank: Renault 16

carlo

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I'm not sure I understand what "I'll bring it down once it's finished" means.  Bring it back to you with a big bill attached?

Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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You need to introduce her to this site.

 

Buys car that shits itself but not bothered = shitter.

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Could be worse she could have been battering your door down demanding a refund while Dominic Littlewood and Martin Lewis are smashing up your garden ornaments calling you every name under the sun including the word 'cunt'. No seriously I'd give her a bell and ask how it's gone and leave it in her court. She might well say it's gonna cost £400 and do you want to go halves? In which case you will have dropped lucky.

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Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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Gonna go all medieval on your ass...with a blow torch and pliers........

oldford Rank: BL Wedge

oldford

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If it's 1.6 petrol it could just be a broken thermostat cover.  The pin in the thermostat seats against a blind hole in the cover and what happens is that over time the cover wears and the pin has nothing to react against so that the thermostat is kept effectively closed.

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omegod Rank: Renault 16

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Nice result ,Send a her a KFC bargain bucket as a gesture, make sure there's a few breast pieces in it though..on the subject of breasts , were hers any good?  :-D

noseypoke Rank: Citroen Ami

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Same thing happened to me, The Toy Estima I had for 12months+ always ran great,serviced etc etc.When on the long road test with buyer (who had never driven an auto,I went thru all the ins+outs with her,she was made up with the Toyota.Sold it to her,

Her husband rang me 2hours later..."the cars blown up"...".the AA said the head gaskets gone" 

They were at home other side of mancland.

When I asked WHAT HAPPENED ..he said she dropped down a gear going onto the M62?? 

I said "SHE DROPPED DOWN A GEAR?" 

He said "SHE PUT THE LEAVER IN 2"???

 It's a long story but she must have revved the bollocks off it,she's lucky she wasn't wearin the g/box as a necklace!!                                                                    

Conclusion....I bought a new head gasket and posted it to her. She was made up

Any one buying one of my cars now,I drive,And make sure they take all the info in,cos once you payed for it ....it's yours so drive it properly 8)  

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For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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SPP has stood down.

 

Though eagerly awaits news on the frontage front.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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OP seeks moral and ethical guidance from the wise community.

 

Everybody shouts "show us her tits".

 

Boys, boys  :roll:

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purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I think 'show us her tits' is an excellent supportive response to a question about morals.

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