SVM Industries on tour. Featuring Midlands Massiv.

[Inspector Morose]

Or Andy FPB is employed to trundle it north in exchange for a shot of something else and a train fare home.

MILEAGE SLAG.

[chaseracer]

So: Friday.  What time are you boys arriving on Friday, and do you have plans for dinner? (!)

[Skizzer]

I'd love to come to this to cement cordial relations between our three glorious nations, but sadly can't.

 

I might come up for the auction the following weekend though, as Mrs S is going on holiday without me. Could either book Keith the spaniel into kennels or bring him along. Wouldn't be the first dog at one of those auctions, eh?

[hairnet]

It also has bad batteries and I don't have a 24v booster to start it on Saturday morning to get it back up the road

i know whir ya could cough barra a battry fram cough

[rml2345]

Ade, you still leaving on the Saturday morning at about 0400 ya mental loonball?

O330-0400 and trundle down with Les Tin des Bisquites at a less deafening 60-65, so should arrive at approximatley 1/3 past Friday.

[Pillock]

I'm in, with female pillock companion and small pillock replica in attendance also.

 

I shall as always bring a variety of promotional pens for the auction game, to be played after I've eaten a breakfast larger than my face.

[Lord Sterling]

Would this be the famous one from CCB? 

The very same

[Sloth in a bowl]

 small pillock replica

 

 

 

 

Pillockio?

[cms206]

I have WASHED the Council Estate.

 

It would be somewhat bizarre for an international delegate from The SVM to not show up in a Volvo.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Oh bugga!

 

Unfortunately the Nortwest Climate Changers Massive will be busy doing a collection of prime chod from far, far away.

Mucho regretto.

 

Ah, sod that. I said we'd be picking it up in the afternoon. 

 

Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers will be in attendance. 

[Junkman]

Apparently I've been shanghaied.

[Pillock]

Cannocked.

[Inspector Morose]

I could be out of the running on this. Picked up a chest infection from somewhere and I now appear to be hacking up some vile chunks of something.

[bub2006]

Gws chap. All the best

[cms206]

I could be out of the running on this. Picked up a chest infection from somewhere and I now appear to be hacking up some vile chunks of something.

Aye okay Trigger. Are you willing to risk international relations by calling off due to chunky coughing?!

[New POD]

23rd Jan you say ? I'll be going past on the M6 heading towards Cardiff to get rid of daughter back to university again. I'll wave.

[Junkman]

I could be out of the running on this. Picked up a chest infection from somewhere and I now appear to be hacking up some vile chunks of something.

 

I once went to that Scotland with a chest infection and came back with a fully fledged pneumonia. And thanks God nothing else untoward.

Wimp.

[davidfowler2000]

I could be out of the running on this. Picked up a chest infection from somewhere and I now appear to be hacking up some vile chunks of something.

 

Kill it with Guiness and a curry

[Junkman]

Kill it with Laphroaig

 

FTFY

[ruffgeezer]

Bollocks, Mrs Ruff is working this weekend or I'd have been over fo'sho'

[rml2345]

I could be out of the running on this. Picked up a chest infection from somewhere and I now appear to be hacking up some vile chunks of something.

I'm bringing throat and ear infections with me so it'll have company.

[Junkman]

As long as you are still able to step forward when a Rover enters the auction hall, you'll be alright.

[cms206]

The International Delegation are on route.

[dollywobbler]

I'm technically international too, but won't be travelling until the morrow. I may clean the Honda...

[oldcars]

Members of SVM be careful out there. Look what happened to Litvinenko.....

[Pillock]

I'm making preparations, namely I'm not eating for the rest of the day ready for a Truckers Rest large breakfast.

 

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[beko1987]

Tempting, but I really must work on the car... Do have a free day though...

 

Will see what mood Amy is in tonight, it's only 100 miles away so I'll just leave at 5.30am or something

[Landy Mann]

I've never been but there must be scope for an MK auction trip as I see there are quite a few fellow shitters in the MK/Buck/Oxon areas.

http://mkmotorauctions.co.uk/

[beko1987]

I've never been but there must be scope for an MK auction trip as I see there are quite a few fellow shitters in the MK/Buck/Oxon areas.

http://mkmotorauctions.co.uk/

Deffo

[Inspector Morose]

Removal from sick bed imminent.