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RENAULT VEL SATIS FOR SALE - ULTIMATE IN LUXO BARGE SHITE

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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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the ceremonial handover of "the keys"  keycard that refuses to be acknowledged by the hole in the dash

 

Edited for annoyance

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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yup, all gone....

 

now we just need to know who to send the money too and whether or not we "game on" for saturday.

 

the excitement is almost too, too much!

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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And he can sleep safe in the knowledge that the shiter's code says that however far away the said shiter may be, however poor, however much storage space he may lack, however much he may not 'need' another car and however much grief he may get himself into with his other half he will arrive, most probably by train, at the appointed time and pay for the car in full, with no haggling and will leave, possibly after performing a woolard, with a smile on his face and a skip in his step. Did I miss anything out? 

 

You Sir, have just nailed the Autoshitters code to a tee. I haz impressed and a little bit awed actually. 

overrun Rank: Renault 16

overrun

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If I was after a WBOD, I would have selected this, and wound the boost up.  :-)

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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If I was after a WBOD, I would have selected this, and wound the boost up.  :-)

 

If I winnet, you can still do 50% of these things.

  • Slartibartfast, Cavcraft and overrun
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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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This and the Renner 20 thread are firm favourites to win 'Autoshite Masochist of the year 2016'.

 

I can't fucking wait.

 

Off for some popcorn.

 

Brb.

stripped fred Rank: Renault 16

stripped fred

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I think the only person not overcome by roffle fever is the person who's car it is!

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Fuck. Missed out here. Gutted.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Fuck thats a shout, where the hell is it?

Yorkshire somewhere.... that's enough to be going on with.

 

On a side issue, there is always the possibility that whoever wins* might wish to avoid an earbashing from their OH by donating the prize to any other Shiter they care to name, who will then bravely accept the earbashing from their own OH.

beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£49 for a train ticket for me (bradford, found the first page on my phone), so £70 plus pez, which I haven't really got atm, if the OP can not make his mind up for another 2 weeks I'll be winning it to keep for at least a few weeks, if it happens on Sat then who knows!

 

Until PP details are given though, it's not real. And I've got a few things to sell/be paid for yet so it could be ok!

 

I want it just to wipe the smug grin off gnomeotoole's face who went 'Uuuugh, why the fuck would you want one of those' today when I told him about it. It's worth it for that, I'll just have to live at my mums for a while whilst Amy calms down, and lend the ZX out so it's not sat around...

stripped fred Rank: Renault 16

stripped fred

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£49 for a train ticket for me (bradford, found the first page on my phone), so £70 plus pez, which I haven't really got atm, if the OP can not make his mind up for another 2 weeks I'll be winning it to keep for at least a few weeks, if it happens on Sat then who knows!

 

Until PP details are given though, it's not real. And I've got a few things to sell/be paid for yet so it could be ok!

 

I want it just to wipe the smug grin off gnomeotoole's face who went 'Uuuugh, why the fuck would you want one of those' today when I told him about it. It's worth it for that, I'll just have to live at my mums for a while whilst Amy calms down, and lend the ZX out so it's not sat around...

Now's not a time to be bothered with practicalities. You'll find a way. Just think, one day this is the sort of car that could be sought after by a private collector and you may be offered ££££!

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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

beko1987

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Which will happen 3 hours after I re roffle it! Im game, fancy a wafter for a bit!

 

No paypal details though? Going to run out of spunking money soon!

Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

Bear

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Beautiful Russian girls are waiting for YOUR paypal details. Tell them where to send it, and they will give generously. Because in Soviet Avtoshite, Raffle Wins You!

 

Also I think that may be the fastest time in history that a Vel Satis has sold. Even when new. Especially when new, in fact. If the C6 is the Talbot Tagora of the 21st Century, the Vel Satis is the Chrysler 160.

  • beko1987 and Jim Bell
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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

beko1987

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Unless that Jo has bought it, it hasnt actually sold in practise yet, just in principle

Jazoli Rank: Lancia Gamma

Jazoli

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The suspense is killing me, come on OP sort it out, I have a 1 in 59 chance to be one of life's winners, I have never wanted a renault more than this one.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If anyone feels they're missing out here I'm man enough to offer my 'tickets' up for just. £50 each.

meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

meshking

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The suspense is killing me, come on OP sort it out, I have a 1 in 59 chance to be one of life's winners, I have never wanted a renault more than this one.

First raffle I have entered. Even got permission from the missus (after picking a number, natch).

stripped fred Rank: Renault 16

stripped fred

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First raffle I have entered. Even got permission from the missus (after picking a number, natch).

You're doing it wrong! It's more fun when they are blissfully unaware ;)
  • DSdriver, beko1987 and MarvinsMom
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beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

beko1987

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Yep! Even more fun when you will need to pay for your tickets using their bank account... Theres alot of roffle newbies here isn't therr... How many people have been looking at the vel satis forum in anticipation? 4 coil pencils (wtf is a coil pencil) are only £20 odd quid on ebay!

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Guest Renault20tx

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I must say that I am somewhat staggered to see this thread still at the top of the conversation!

 

I demand the crown for the most talked about newcomer 

 

And even more staggered to see the level of interest in a raffle. 

 

Time will tell, I am looking to go through with a more traditional sale, I believe tomorrow should see an end to the speculation......

 

 

  • Jerzy Woking, beko1987, stripped fred and 1 other
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Bear Rank: Isuzu Florian

Bear

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Why? What's happening tomorrow? What did they tell you? Is the world ending? Are cars being banned in favour of horses on smooth yet resilient roads into the conurbs? TELL US! GODDAMN IT, I HAVEN'T MADE A WILL!

  • The Moog and stripped fred
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Guest Renault20tx

Guest Renault20tx

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I believe there will be news tomorrow, that's all for now.

I must take the opportunity to say I appreciate the level of interest shown in my car, and would like to thank everyone for the attention.

  • eddyramrod and oldcars
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STUNO Rank: Renault 16

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I love that the only person on this site who has taken no part at all on the raffle is the owner :mad:  :-D  :mad:  :-D  :-D  :-D

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