Roffle Peugeot 405 1.9TD - Going Home.

[Sloth in a bowl]

That was close, I almost entered just for the 1 in 3500 chance of winning an AX.

[Christine]

Offer of a Boost gauge did it for me..

[flat4alfa]

Can't wait!

 

  

 

 

 

   

[panhard65]

and don't forget the ZT if I am unlucky enough to win. Then this fine motor car can be punted off to the holder of the next draws bonus ball

[Jim Bell]

Holy shit.

 

Theres litterally so much on offer that its easy to forget a whole car!

 

 

I'm just gutted that I'm not going to win anything.

[oldcars]

is this the generation game? I can remember a BX, ZX, ZT, Chewbacca, Merc, torxbolt allen thingy, a ..........................

[Bear]

A candy floss flavour air freshner.

 

 

 

 

I can endorse this for the ability to cover up the historic smell of 20 Lamber & Butlers an hour in the Honda Dischord.

[Bear]

I kinda hope Andy wins, and then next bonus ball is my number, because Accidental BX would be like, the best thing ever.

[Taff]

That was close, I almost entered just for the 1 in 3500 chance of winning an AX.

 

me too. Although I actually quite fancy the BX, so may* have to enter into negotiations with current/new owner

 

Also allergic to fish & chips, so I'm out**

 

**may be fibbing to save face

[Sealtainn]

Right well seeing as everyone appears to have been sniffing lighter fluid and have subsequently gone utterly insane, I may as well join in. For the lucky winner I will send down 2 bottles of Shetland Ale (of the winners choice), brewed up here on Unst in Shetland.

A list of those ales available can be found here on the Valhalla Brewery website:

http://www.valhallabrewery.co.uk/web/

 

[Bear]

I shall also add an item to the prize, actually.

 

A Classic Mini. With bonnet stripes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay, it's a little smaller than some people would like.

 

 

 

[Christine]

I'll add this then

 

 

 

[Jim Bell]

[explosive-cabbage]

It seems that with the drop in scrap price, the Raffle has become a game of pass the hot potato; or rather pass the warm bag of dog turd; namely with shite that none of us want or are too lazy to raffle or sell ourselves.

 

So fuck it, Joe has tried his best to screw me over* buy buying me a ticket for my birthday.

 

I really need to have a clear out of cars, and winning another Pug is heading in the wrong direction.

 

I'm going to rebel against Autoshite and offer up a half-welded Lada Samara if I win the Pug, or any other car for that matter.

 

Sorry for ruining the fun. This is the last car any of you want.

 

 

 

Though it does make an excellent wagon for towing other un-wanted Shite.

[flat4alfa]

I can offer a better unwanted trump

 

So to pass on the karma, I donate:

 

Mitsubishi NICAM CRT (working just now)

Sinclair ZX Spectrum personal computer (not tested)

Motorola Micro-TAC phone (not tested)

 

 

ALL OF THESE ITEMS will look great in the back of either of these SHOW CARS

 

[KruJoe]

excellent*
 

[Inspector Morose]

*picture of BX does not represent current condition.

 

It's been my work hack so it's ALOT more careworn and scabby. Underneath is fine but it's just not as, erm, pretty(?).

 

And it's filthy inside but I promise* to clean it if I do win and the next owner takes control.

[320touring]

I'm sure I typed in www.autoshite.com rather than www.gumtree.com

 

Will does the Lada have any redeeming features like MOT?

[KruJoe]

It has a floor sills. And an engine which runs sometimes.

Me and Will are here trying to think of any redeeming features...

[Inspector Morose]

I just thought (maybe I should have done that last night) if one of us who are giving cars away doesn't win the MAIN PRIZE but wins one of the others, this is the closest Autoshite has come to a keys in a bowl shite swapping party!

If I don't win the main prize but win another car instead. I'm so dead, especially if it's the MG.

 

Or the Colt

 

Or the ZX

 

Or the - oh I can't remember what else there was.

 

I didn't think this through when I started this, did I?

[flat4alfa]

Nor me

 

She's going to hate that Colt but be pleased the old telly is gone

[fatharris]

*picture of BX does not represent current condition.

 

It's been my work hack so it's ALOT more careworn and scabby. Underneath is fine but it's just not as, erm, pretty(?).

 

And it's filthy inside but I promise* to clean it if I do win and the next owner takes control.

If I win, don't bother, I'll do it myself in a 20-page thread with pictures

 

 

 

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[Sealtainn]

I just about got away with my pathetic excuse for travelling 600 miles to go and collect my impending purchase in a couple of weeks (I did the "wide eyed kitten" look and added "because I like them and want it plus it's cheap and I don't have any chod at the moment".

I'm keeping schtum on this one and only fessing up should the worst happen 

[Christine]

I'm still baffled as to who wins what car /pile of junk  after the 405... 

[The Moog]

Good point 

 

So if I dont win the first prize but am lucky* enough to win a second prize, I will turn the merc into a third prize.... pass it on to the winner of the bonus ball after the bonus ball .... like the clap.. but without the jiggy nonsense... 

[Christine]

The bonus ball from the following weeks lottery ? The bonus ball is the last ball  when they draw it , init? I dunno , i don't do lottery . Someone might have their car won , but the winnar cant have it until they get their replacement ?

 

Not that it matters to me , if i win sommat , i'm gonna give it to  that Joloke..     baptism of fire for joining this forum   !!!! ( Unless its the pug 405  ,in which case i'm keeping it )

[Louise2cv]

Oh you are making me feel bad now, my other half said "whatever you want to do chick, I won't mind". I just wasn't brave enough

 

Sorry.

 

Good luck with the roffle and any explaining/excuse making/space finding/counselling etc etc

[cms206]

Why do I feel I'm about to double the size of the fleet at CMS_TOWERS and win a divorce before I'm even married?

 

I can offer TWO broken Volvo 700 estates if anyone is interested in such things as a booby prize which I'll do doubt win too.

 

1. ex-Gary Cox/Sigmund Fraud 740GLE auto with cylinder head in passenger footwell

 

2. ex-Jonathan Dyane 760 Turbo Auto with non-start issue.

[skattrd]

How fucked is the 760 Andy? We can talk at the weekend

[garbaldy]

Tonight's lottery is supposedly a tripple rollover so why not make it even better since all tickets are spoken for.