Noel Tidybeard Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I've been on annual leave, I'll sort your motors out alright. But any impatience will be met with non-turbo diesels probably.thats ok if its a maestro d they go well with a splash of pez in the diesel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 What a ramshakle outfit this is. The moulded sex toy industry seems to have lost its passion. anonymous user, mouseflakes and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holbeck Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I liked the brevity. Enjoy the upgraded Sierra experience. Strangely, I got my first company car in 1993, a 1.6 LX Mondeo. But for two weeks I smoked around in a pool car 2.0iGLX Sierra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 So...Am I getting my Sirocco or not?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I think the fleet manager may have been sacked, it's all gone quiet, and I'm still stuck in the 3 year old Fiesta Popular. How am I supposed to impress clients in this? It hasn't even got a radio cassette in or a rear wiper! Essex V6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 D: 1-2 yearsK: Adequate I'm after a German whip. BMW strongly preferred. I realise I'm unlikely to get one of these fancy new E36s, but maybe there's a pov spec 316i E30 touring in a bargain bin for me somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 i've still got the keys to the montego pool car and i'm keeping it! anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex V6 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Still waiting for my company car - Hirst has obviously been given the hessian due to his many and varied indisrections within the company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMort Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Working time: 1-2 yearsReport: GoodA French diesel would be nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMort Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 As I recall the run-out Renault 5 was £5555 (see what they did there?). I don't think there was much on offer for less than that.Yeah, there was an advert with a bear driving it and at the end the announcer said 'Only £5555 on the road'. It was specifically the Campus edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Years in job....13-19 Performance....poor. Current rating because of 18 months off work after whiplash caused by getting rear-ended in a pool Allegro. Forgot to tell anyone I was asleep in the middle of the road on the way home from the pub. The other driver was convicted of drink-driving. The payout got me a world cruise whilst recuperating and enough to make a donation to superintendant Smith of The local police. Also an upgraded house mortgage free. I also have proof the new MD has stolen someone's identity and if I get a Renault 5 will tell all ( except the Smith donation). Want and expect Volvo 960 auto with leather. Well, well, well, it seems at the moment that Mr Hirst has done a runner. I am saying nothing about his so-far unknown indiscretions until the Volvo does not arrive. At the moment I am on a sales trip, but enquiries in China have found a source of product at 5% of our current ex-factory cost. Talks with Mr Essex v6 re finance are progressing well and he is keen to help form a new company to supply Europe. get your sorry arse into gear and GET MY VOLVO or it will happen. This is more than a threat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 W - 20 plus years. N - adequate sales. I'd like power please. All the horses so that I can get to the services for lunch before FUCKING PATTERSON from RIVAL MOULDING COMPANY. inconsistant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Hirst has probably been found out. Rumour was he'd taken backhanders from an import company and we were all going to end up with Sao Penzas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf892 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I think he is just 'on a business trip' with some manufacturer or lease company being plied with sexual favours and cheap port so he orders a fleet of base model shit that no one else will take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 There's enough Montegos in the pool for everyone that hasn't been given a company car, just in case. I know a guy down the pub willing to sell MG parts to upgrade them with for a very reasonable fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minolman Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Dear Fleet Manager; After Seven years loyal service I'm pleased we're being allocated new vehicles! My return after the outbreak of illness that plagued the Northern Reps annual conference dinner means I've sadly only achieved an Adequate rating of sales but negotiating that new contract for 100,000 plastic figurines of Linford Christie following the successful gold in Barcelona I feel great things will come from expanding the plastic toy mouldings division and look forward to receiving something suitable to impress our new clients when I visit. Something French would be appreciated, especially as I may have to go and deal with Solido and Majorette in Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Dear Fleet Manager, as you may have heard from my drunken outburst at the office party last week I have been offered a job with RIVAL FIRM LTD. Not only do I get an extra day holiday, the boss's PA flashed me her stocking tops so I reckon I'm in there. Oh, and their pool car is an Alfa 164 whilst my Carlton Diplomat is on order. As such, you'll find my Sierra 1.8L in a layby on the A34. Be quick, there were some youths hanging around it and they have probably definitely stolen the stereo and spare wheel, and done a poo in the glovebox. alf892 and inconsistant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
406V6 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Where's the fleet manager ? Has he bunked off with that floozy from accounts ? There's going to be some angry reps on their way to see him rattling their Montego keys if he doesn't show up soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Looks like were all catching the bus and claiming it on expenses. Magnificent Rustbucket and J-Rod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Oops! Hope all goes well for you. Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Shit mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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