For Sale Shitefest Raffle, win a Kia Pride

[Sloth in a bowl]

Roll up, roll up, for the prize of the century. This being my Kia Pride.

 

 

The car is a 1999 Kia Pride SX, designed by Mazda, built by Kia

It weighs about 800kg, has no ABS, no power steering, no traction control and a 1300cc motor chunking out 63ish hp. It feels like a proper 1980's light weight hatchback.

it drinks a gallon over 45 miles and will cruise at 70mpg with under 3000 revs in top.

I have seen a peak sat nav speed of 88mph (perfect for time travel) at less than full throttle.

the current MOT has NO advisories and lasts till Jan 2016.

It has 4 new tyres and will come with a spare aux belt and oil filter, it is due a change of both.

You can play cam belt roulette as it has a non-interference motor.

Ask questions and I will drip feed in some pictures below.

 

 

The raffle will consist of up to 40 tickets, each costing £10.

If less than 20 tickets are bought then the raffle will not take place and all money will be refunded.

All bought ticket numbers will be put in a hat and the lucky winner drawn out at random on Saturday 6th June.

Any funds gained over £300 will be donated to a local cause of Dollywobbler's choice.

For those not attending but wanting to take part then we can agree numbers and once 20 tickets are booked I will send paypal details.

Anybody can prebook their ticket numbers of choice in this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

[anonymous user]

can I buy cms206 a ticket? If so pm me your paypal

[Cavcraft]

25 and 28, please.

[cms206]

I need an economical bundle of misery.

 

1 and 13 plz.

[Skizzer]

I dare say I'll buy a ticket off you at Shitefest, after a beer. Heaven knows how I'd drag it home behind the Renault if I won, mind, or how I'd talk my way out of it with the wife.  Probably end up giving it to cms206.

[Sloth in a bowl]

If the winner can't drive it home then it will be taken back to Birmingham till handover can be arranged.

 

so far we have...

1. cms206

13. Nyphur

16. cms206

25. cavcraft

28. cavcraft

 

and lucky dips for...

anonymous user

Skizzer

[twosmoke300]

Can I have number twenty please

[twosmoke300]

If the draw was before the weekend of sf then it would be easier to arrange lifts to sf and bring it back tho

[Cavcraft]

...or for someone to cycle to Shitefest, put their bike in the back and drive home. He said, expectedly.

[twosmoke300]

Fuck that for a game of soldiers from cornwall

[JohnK]

21 and 26 for me please.

[phil_lihp]

2 please.

[Richard]

17 and 10 for me please.

 

If I win would it be silly to A-frame it home using a tow-bar I don't own yet and an A-frame that I haven't asked to borrow yet?

[eddyramrod]

I'm in! #16 please

Oh bugger, thought I claimed that in the other thread.  OK, 4 then please.

[stillOrange]

#14

[DodgyBastard]

I'll take a lucky dip please.

[comfysofa]

Sent a PM...love the Pride...i had one in this exact colour two years ago which sadly kettled, i hope i win or...

[DVee8]

[The Moog]

27 & 29 for me

[Angry Sheep]

23 please. I have no need for this but it looks fantastic.

[Jim Bell]

Number me 05 and 24 please

 

[doobietoo]

number 8 please again no idea how I will get it home but love a good reffle....

[UltraWomble]

Fucksticks - both the numbers I would normally pick have gone and I need a Kia Pride like I need a dose of herpes.

Has anyone chosen 4 yet? If not I'll have that.

[eddyramrod]

I have!

[bub2006]

Never noticed these before. I'm off to have a look on ebay

[Bucketeer]

I had a secret little crush on this sweetie last year. I can confirm SHE IZ DA SEX.

[barefoot]

I'm firmly in the, 'I might buy a ticket when I'm absolutely wankered' camp.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Right, like, wow, tidal wave of interest.

Mind you the cheapest one of these I could find on Gumtree today was £395

 

Lucky dippers:

Anonymous

Skizzer

FOAD

Comfy Sofa

 

Numbers picked

1. cms206

2. phil_lihp

3.

4. Eddyramrod

5. Barry Shitpeas

6.

7.

8. Doobietoo

9.

10. Richard

11.

12.

13. cms206

14.still orange

15.

16. Nyphur

17. Richard

18.

19.

20. twosmoke300

21. JohnK

22.

23. Angry Sheep

24. Barry Shitpeas

25. Cavcraft

26. JohnK

27. The Moog

28. Cavcraft

29. The Moog

30.

31.

32.

33

34.

35.

36.

37.

38.

39.

40.

 

 

I count that as 23 tickets, the raffle is on.

Paypal instructions will be sent out tomorrow or you can pay me at shitefest.

If all tickets are taken before shitefest then I am happy to hold an early draw so that travel prep can be made.

[KruJoe]

Aye, stick me down for a lucky dip too, please Sloth.

 

I shall be attending the event in question with an A-frame and/or trailer, which may be of particular interest to anyone residing north of Welsh Wales.

 

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[KruJoe]

 

Lucky dippers:

 

Anonymous

Skizzer

FOAD

Comfy Sofa

KruJoe

 

 

Numbers picked:

 

1. cms206

2. phil_lihp

3.

4. Eddyramrod

5. Barry Shitpeas

6.

7.

8. Doobietoo

9.

10. Richard

11.

12.

13. cms206

14.still orange

15.

16. Nyphur

17. Richard

18.

19.

20. twosmoke300

21. JohnK

22.

23. Angry Sheep

24. Barry Shitpeas

25. Cavcraft

26. JohnK

27. The Moog

28. Cavcraft

29. The Moog

30.

31.

32.

33

34.

35.

36.

37.

38.

39.

40.