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[Six-cylinder]

If only you could teach me how to part with cars then I could buy more!

[Mrs6C]

1 hour ago, Six-cylinder said:

If only you could teach me how to part with cars then I could buy more!

Hands off my cars!!!

[cort1977]

5 hours ago, wuvvum said:

What's all this selling chod for more than you paid for it malarkey? 

 

(More to the point, how do I get in on that game?)

Was exactly my question as well.  

You should start offering seminars and training on how to autoshite properly like those 'I made a million in property and you can too' shysters.  Admittedly the market for such a thing is probably limited to a few strange people on this site.

 

 

[They_all_do_that_sir]

39 cars this year, must be a new personal record!

You've had more in a year than I've had in 18 years of driving

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[dome]

You're doing well buying and selling shite.

I usually go mainstream when I try to make some cash. Safer bet but driving an Octavia or an Auris isn't exactly exciting. 

[captain_70s]

58 minutes ago, cort1977 said:

Was exactly my question as well.  

You should start offering seminars and training on how to autoshite properly like those 'I made a million in property and you can too' shysters.  Admittedly the market for such a thing is probably limited to a few strange people on this site.

My educated guess as to the theory of flipping cars like a Dodgy Bastard (tm).

 

1 - Buy an car for cheaps, no faffing about wondering about whether you should or not, please note that said car is probably at the far end of the known universe and it's advert consists of one upside down photo of a phone screen showing a photo of half the car and a description of "good car".

2 - Get your new purchase home and admire it amongst your fleet of other hideous shitters.

3 - Bung it up for sale in a few places with a half decent description at a price of more than you paid.

4 - Wait, safe in the knowledge that you don't actually need to get rid of the car, so it can just sit about until some lunatic wants to buy it.

[egg]

What I like about DB's tat life is that cos he can weld, it opens up a whole field of (particularly 80's chod) that us indoor dwelling softie southerner types have to pass on...

Having said that, you've had a lot of post millennial junk this year too.

[DodgyBastard]

47 minutes ago, captain_70s said:

My educated guess as to the theory of flipping cars like a Dodgy Bastard (tm).

 

1 - Buy an car for cheaps, no faffing about wondering about whether you should or not, please note that said car is probably at the far end of the known universe and it's advert consists of one upside down photo of a phone screen showing a photo of half the car and a description of "good car".

2 - Get your new purchase home and admire it amongst your fleet of other hideous shitters.

3 - Bung it up for sale in a few places with a half decent description at a price of more than you paid.

4 - Wait, safe in the knowledge that you don't actually need to get rid of the car, so it can just sit about until some lunatic wants to buy it.

 

This^^^ Exactly this.

Then when you gain the reputation as someone who will buy any old shit other people will start offering stuff regularly.

[DodgyBastard]

RJC_2782 by srblythe, on Flickr

RJC_2785 by srblythe, on Flickr

I took the 740 home tonight, it drives fine and seems to have a bit of power. I'm going to take it to work for the rest of the week and see how I like it.

[Six-cylinder]

1 hour ago, DodgyBastard said:

RJC_2782 by srblythe, on Flickr

RJC_2785 by srblythe, on Flickr

I took the 740 home tonight, it drives fine and seems to have a bit of power. I'm going to take it to work for the rest of the week and see how I like it.

I probably sold this new, I certainly was at Squire Furneaux Volvo Aylesbury when it was sold new.

I had two new Volvos in that reg run, first was G48 PUD in Aug 1989 a blue green met 240GL estate and the second was G68 PUD an Arctic blue 440 Turbo

[Dick Cheeseburger]

8 hours ago, wuvvum said:

It's the first bit that I struggle with.  I tend to find that cars I want are not the same as cars "people" want.  It seems that I am not "people".  By the time I have worked out what "people" want, everyone else has worked it out too and prices have already gone silly.

You are I.

 

@DodgyBastard My head still hurts from your list of cars you've owned in the last twelve months. I wonder what became of that gold 323?

[Lacquer Peel]

12 minutes ago, Six-cylinder said:

I probably sold this new, I certainly was at Squire Furneaux Volvo Aylesbury when it was sold new.

I had two new Volvos in that reg run, first was G48 PUD in Aug 1989 a blue green met 240GL estate and the second was G68 PUD an Arctic blue 440 Turbo

Did Squire Furneaux sell a lot of Volvos? Quite a few are on 'UD' plates including my S70. I have seen one with the amusing north of the border 'FUD' plate. 

[TrabbieRonnie]

Something about that Saab, never owned one...  bloody love the front hinged bonnet on them!  

Actually more appealing being a four-door too somehow, must be getting old.

[TrabbieRonnie]

1 hour ago, DodgyBastard said:

Then when you gain the reputation as someone who will buy any old shit other people will start offering stuff regularly.

This happened to me when I bought the Trab, near instantly got offered and purchased another one (currently waiting it's turn in the garage), and soon after that the matching caravan.  Then a guy locally was selling off three Trabis in various sorry states, made a good offer but was declined... so came very close to owning five!  

[Six-cylinder]

32 minutes ago, Lacquer Peel said:

Did Squire Furneaux sell a lot of Volvos? Quite a few are on 'UD' plates including my S70. I have seen one with the amusing north of the border 'FUD' plate. 

Yes, but my boss said not enough!

In Sep 1990 I had a Volvo 440 Turbo H263 FUD. I left June 1991 to work for a Vauxhall dealer.

[DodgyBastard]

Something about that Saab, never owned one...  bloody love the front hinged bonnet on them!  
Actually more appealing being a four-door too somehow, must be getting old.

I'm probably going to sell it shortly, it's a little bit too nice for me to ruin.

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[Christine]

The cabriolet visa you welded up ,it's  mot is due  on the 13th ... 

[DodgyBastard]

The cabriolet visa you welded up ,it's  mot is due  on the 13th ... 

Interesting, I wonder if I'll receive a phone call about it soon...

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[Christine]

Swap for a Felicia ! 

[DodgyBastard]

Swap for a Felicia ! 

It really is a car I have no desire to own. I think the felicia will be easier to get rid of and won't smell as bad inside...

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[DodgyBastard]

Fleet reduction is going a little bit better, I've potentially sold a couple of cars today. Someone left a deposit on the Saab and didn't haggle on the £1800 asking price, the Ka should be going for £650 on Sunday.
That'll be a profit of £2150 roughly...
Nice.

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[The Moog]

You will be able to upgrade from a house to a castle soon if you keep this up

[Snipes]

Hey DB I think you missed one off your list. Didn't you have a big ish Hyundai or Kia thing before the diesel Sierra? I remember liking what ever it was only for it to be replaced by the Sierra (Which I hated lol).

[DodgyBastard]

Hey DB I think you missed one off your list. Didn't you have a big ish Hyundai or Kia thing before the diesel Sierra? I remember liking what ever it was only for it to be replaced by the Sierra (Which I hated lol).

I did have the xg30 but it was right at the end of December.

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[DodgyBastard]

Car number 40 is a beauty... Got to end the year on a high...

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[Cheezey]

I think James May had a very similar car as his first car. 
My dad had a 1.9 one of these and had a headache with the carb. He followed it up with an Ascona B 2.0 which he stuck a Weber on. 

How roadworthy is this one?
 

[DodgyBastard]

It needs work, barely runs and no brakes but for the age of it, it's pretty good. It hasn't been roadworthy for a number of years.

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[DodgyBastard]

You will be able to upgrade from a house to a castle soon if you keep this up

Haha, I'll settle for a small cottage with some land to fill with shite cars.
I currently live in a concrete prefab flat roofed upper flat which looks pretty grim from the outside but has a nice long driveway and an incredibly cheap mortgage.
Much like most things I buy , we got it cheap due to the previous owner going bankrupt and being forced to sell it quickly by the bank, it was some ridiculous like £43k but is now worth around £60-70k.
I'm hoping we can save enough to buy something outright which might be uninhabitable and very cheap, do it up, move in then sell the flat.

We did find a castle in Newport on tay which was pretty much the dream home and was as described above but at £200k it's just a little bit out of my price range...

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[TrabbieRonnie]

Lovely car there Scott... just popped up on my Facebook feed, 

Brings back happy memories of my Grandad's one (same year).  Used to think we were the bees knees getting driven round Glasgow in it!  I can see you're excited to get it and rightly so, I hope it's not crass to suggest that you would let us know if and when you decide to move it on? 

To be fair, I am completely stuck for space at the mo, but if the Audi was sold, I can't think of anything else I'd rather take the heat for replacing it with! 

Good luck with it anyway, and well done again!

[DodgyBastard]

Lovely car there Scott... just popped up on my Facebook feed, 
Brings back happy memories of my Grandad's one (same year).  Used to think we were the bees knees getting driven round Glasgow in it!  I can see you're excited to get it and rightly so, I hope it's not crass to suggest that you would let us know if and when you decide to move it on? 
To be fair, I am completely stuck for space at the mo, but if the Audi was sold, I can't think of anything else I'd rather take the heat for replacing it with! 
Good luck with it anyway, and well done again!

I'll keep you in mind for when the time comes. It does look really good in the photos but isn't really very good at all. I'll take some less flattering pics tomorrow.

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