Wanted Wanted: shock, horror, Corsa thingy

[purplebargeken]

No, not for me. Never, ever for me. No!

 

It's for the daughter of some neighbours/friends. Daughter passed her test a year ago and now decides she wants a car. A Corsa. She learned to drive in a Corsa, so she wants a Corsa. 

 

She has around £650.00 or so. Must be 5 door, manual, MOT'd and not a shitpig.

 

Helpful to have it near'ish to Norf Londinium.

 

Can't believe I have posted a wanted thing for a Corsa.

 

Please bombard me with photos, descriptions, photos of hot women and some photos of Corsas that you are selling. 

[Cavcraft]

Vulgalour?

[DVee8]

Ken you are feeling the force the vauxhall force

May the force be with you.

[EssDeeWon]

Don't tell fibs Ken, there is no daughter of some neighbours, this is for you 

[Jim Bell]

 

 

Nice, reliable, pretty rides these.

 

ATCNBE!

[Pillock]

Billy posting first reply: shock value zero.

Billy not having a Corsa to sell: shock value OMGTHEWORLDISGONNAEND

[KruJoe]

Vulgalour sold his to Mike.

 

Such a shame it must be a more door. This one of Alf's looks a cracker. Show her the pics.

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/20198-another-corsa-for-sale/?do=findComment&comment=741347

[purplebargeken]

She wants more doors to make it easier for her family folk to get in and out.

[Taff]

you evil pervert*. you disgust me**

[vulgalour]

'tis true, I sold the ex-RobT Corsa to Mike and he's rather enjoying* it, does everything he needs it to do.  We're also a long way from Londinium so you'd have to buy it on the strength of pictures rather like I did in the first place.  Cracking wee thing, all the same, but I don't think it's for sale.  I'll ask him anyway.

[purplebargeken]

How can I disgust you if I am already dead to you? Evil? Possibly. Pervert? Depends. 

 

I have plans to consume a Thatchers Gold at the garage tomorrow. I haz happy face pending.

[vulgalour]

Mike doesn't want to sell Nugget.  I was surprised by this news, but also relieved.

[purplebargeken]

No worries mate, something will turn up.

[alf892]

Vulgalour sold his to Mike.

 

Such a shame it must be a more door. This one of Alf's looks a cracker. Show her the pics.

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/20198-another-corsa-for-sale/?do=findComment&comment=741347

Please tell her that as well as the door you can see it has one on the other side.

 

And a big one at the back.

 

It's a small car......there ain't no room for more doors

[hairnet]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliable-little-runner-Vauxhall-corsa-energy-1-2-16v-5d-/151652066480

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Corsa-1L-/161675631070

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-VAUXHALL-CORSA-LIFE-TWINPORT-SILVER-/121629381944

[purplebargeken]

Ooooh, cheers