Collection service available?

[Dave_Q]

Hi gang,

I've just won a car on popular auction site.

Car is in lytham, I am in huddersfield.

Its MOTd etc and driving.

Anyone fancy fetching it for me? All expenses paid.

I know I should probably just go myself but I'm busy or something.

 

Thanks for reading, form an orderly queue below.

[EssDeeWon]

Stating what type of shite it is might sway someone on here.

 

For example a MK4 Golf 1.6 = Go and get it yourself.

 

Or Austin Montego VDP = Inundated with collection and delivery offers from shiters.

[Dave_Q]

Good point.

 

Brace yourselves for the executiveness.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291381040050?_trksid=p2059210.m2748.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

[hairnet]

£10 on the train ffs

[chaseracer]

I would, but I'm washing my hair that day.  Soz and that.

[messerschmitt owner]

can't - I mean, I just can't - it's a BMW!

[AlabamaShrimp]

Just checking I might be able to go for you

[fordperv]

I would but It's not got enough cylinders so ahhhhhmmmm ooooot

[AlabamaShrimp]

Yeah just checked and I'm in Southport on Saturday so can get it if you want. Pm sent

[Bren]

Stating what type of shite it is might sway someone on here.

 

For example a MK4 Golf 1.6 = Go and get it yourself.

 

Or Austin Montego VDP = Inundated with collection and delivery offers from shiters.

Vauxhall + diesel? = get AA to recover it.

[Pillock]

Don't fret, it says on the advert he'll post it to the UK. Job jobbed.

[Dave_Q]

Thanks to all for your interest/bemusement.

 

I have taken Mr Shrimp up on his kind offer, so the car should be making it's way to me on Saturday.

 

Now I just have to send some monies to a man I've never met, for a car I've never seen, to be delivered by a man I've yet to meet.

 

WCPGW?

[messerschmitt owner]

 

WCPGW?

it's elementary!

[Hertz]

Thanks to all for your interest/bemusement.

 

I have taken Mr Shrimp up on his kind offer, so the car should be making it's way to me on Saturday.

 

Now I just have to send some monies to a man I've never met, for a car I've never seen, to be delivered by a man I've yet to meet.

 

WCPGW?

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

I will do my upmost bestest and uberness to meet said man with said car and drive it as if miss daisy herself was in the back to the excitement that is Huddersfield. If crash and die on way think only this of me.....

 

 

 

 

 

He wasn't a Shrimp or from alabama

[red5]

Thanks to all for your interest/bemusement.

 

I have taken Mr Shrimp up on his kind offer, so the car should be making it's way to me on Saturday.

 

Now I just have to send some monies to a man I've never met, for a car I've never seen, to be delivered by a man I've yet to meet.

 

WCPGW?

 

If it's any help I've met Shrimp at a Alabama.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably not.

[UmBongo]

I would have offered to do this but Wee Jimmy Krankie has built a 50 foot high wall along the border so I'm out.

[Bucketeer]

He's from Wakey, are you sure you know what you're doing Dink?

_{[West Yorkshire town rivalry winking emoti-thingy here]}

[AlabamaShrimp]

Put away you winky sir for I am multi towned for have lived in both Huddersfield and Wakefield like a true seasoned traveller! I will rule out living in Bradford though due to it being the home of the Bulls who are buggers from the pit of Odsal

 

 

 

 

(it would appear I'm tired and rambling again)

[Dave_Q]

I have no prejudice against any Yorkshire town, except maybe Bradford. 

 

I can't really talk as by local standards I am in fact A Southernerâ„¢ being from that well known southern part of the country, Nottingham.

 

This means I know nothing of your rugby, but I am a big fan of gravy.

 

Anyway, payment sent to all parties, here's hoping for an incident free collection on Saturday.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Picked it up today at 4. As there was half a tank in it the obligatory petrol station is slightly different

 

 

 

Drove nice though apart from the crap breaks but still an excellent car for under £300

 

 

 

Alabama Shrimp collection service is now available for their next delivery

[Dave_Q]

Thanks again to AlabamaShrimp who I can now confirm is not a shrimp, or from Alabama.

 

Very happy with the car considering what I paid, I don't think the brakes are that bad but I've only driven it a few miles home.

 

AlabamaShrimp collection service gets top marks from me.

 

A+++++ TOP SHITER WOULD RECOMMEND