Grundig Posted December 20, 2014 Posted December 20, 2014 I'm, in for two - I don't care what they whiff of, as a driver of shite all I can smell is WIN
320touring Posted December 20, 2014 Posted December 20, 2014 If you could recreats the smell of the time i topped up my screenwash from a watering can containing plant food that'd be amazing SambaS, Cavcraft and cms206 3
castros_bro Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Stuff yer overpriced pine dangle smelly mirror crap up yer arse as I don't need one as I've been autoshited Cavcraft, castros_bro, cms206 and 2 others 5
Melchior Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 I've been autoshitedAnd a fine window/bumper sticker slogan that'd be. eddyramrod and barefoot 2
Magnificent Rustbucket Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 I have an extraordinarily large and pointy nose. It's form over function though; I can't smell anything.
Parky Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Fags. Just so I can try and disguise the smell of fags in my car with the fresh taste of fags
Cavcraft Posted January 7, 2015 Author Posted January 7, 2015 These are on the back burner at the min, but still quite likely to rear their funky heads at some point.
Split_Pin Posted January 7, 2015 Posted January 7, 2015 Billy if you could somehow think up what the following might smell like, I'd order some, none or all of your stock: - First start after 10 years- Sweeping Generalization- Dogma- Someone else's problem- Forgotten tea biscuit in inaccessible location- Metallic fingers- And the jaunty seasonal 'tuppenceworth'. THX
Station Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 "Angle-grinder rust dust at the back of the throat/nose scent""Damp overalls at 9pm while lying under a Ford Ka pointlessly welding the sills""The first glancing sniff of body odour while working in overalls under a car for 12 hours on a hot summers afternoon""Stanlow Oil Refinery and Gowys Sewerage Plant odour while driving down the A5117""Cow pat and beefburger scent at a car show at Cholmondeley"
michael t Posted January 8, 2015 Posted January 8, 2015 Great idea this.. I'm In! Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk
Parky Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Arena Essex burger van would be a sophisticated fragrance for the discerning gentleman banger racer outlaw118 1
outlaw118 Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 ^^^ YOU WONT UNYANZ WIV DAT? Parky and Cavcraft 2
xtriple Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away!
twosmoke300 Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Ep140 axle oil and brake dust for the authentic commercial leaking hub seal experience . Best smelt hot.
SambaS Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Can I have: YAK Yeoman clutch smoke, cvh steam and wet grass burnout plz.
Andrew353w Posted January 16, 2015 Posted January 16, 2015 I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away!Agreed-preferably from a 1970's Lada that's stood for 10 years. "That" smell (reminds me of a baby's vomit...) surely qualifies as a "weapon of mass destruction!" I'm up for a few of these, too! Payment by Paypal/Pingit acceptable?
Partridge Posted January 16, 2015 Posted January 16, 2015 I'm hoping the range of fragances are: WD40Hot OilDespairFresh RustCharlieExhaust FumesDivorce PendingI'm Not Smoking Weed, HonestAdd, AH FUCK, GET A PLASTER! to the list.
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