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I'm, in for two - I don't care what they whiff of, as a driver of shite all I can smell is  WIN  :-)

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If you could recreats the smell of the time i topped up my screenwash from a watering can containing plant food that'd be amazing

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Stuff yer overpriced pine dangle smelly  mirror crap up yer arse as I don't need one as I've been autoshited

 

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I've been autoshited

And a fine window/bumper sticker slogan that'd be.

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I have an extraordinarily large and pointy nose. It's form over function though; I can't smell anything.

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Fags. Just so I can try and disguise the smell of fags in my car with the fresh taste of fags

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These are on the back burner at the min, but still quite likely to rear their funky heads at some point.

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Billy if you could somehow think up what the following might smell like, I'd order some, none or all of your stock:

 

- First start after 10 years

- Sweeping Generalization

- Dogma

- Someone else's problem

- Forgotten tea biscuit in inaccessible location

- Metallic fingers

- And the jaunty seasonal 'tuppenceworth'.

 

THX

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"Angle-grinder rust dust at the back of the throat/nose scent"

"Damp overalls at 9pm while lying under a Ford Ka pointlessly welding the sills"

"The first glancing sniff of body odour while working in overalls under a car for 12 hours on a hot summers afternoon"

"Stanlow Oil Refinery and Gowys Sewerage Plant odour while driving down the A5117"

"Cow pat and beefburger scent at a car show at Cholmondeley"

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Arena Essex burger van would be a sophisticated fragrance for the discerning gentleman banger racer

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^^^ YOU WONT UNYANZ WIV DAT?

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I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away!

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Ep140 axle oil and brake dust for the authentic commercial leaking hub seal experience . Best smelt hot.

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I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away!

Agreed-preferably from a 1970's Lada that's stood for 10 years. "That" smell (reminds me of a baby's vomit...) surely qualifies as a "weapon of mass destruction!" 

 

I'm up for a few of these, too! Payment by Paypal/Pingit acceptable? 

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I'm hoping the range of fragances are:

 

WD40

Hot Oil

Despair

Fresh Rust

Charlie

Exhaust Fumes

Divorce Pending

I'm Not Smoking Weed, Honest

Add, AH FUCK, GET A PLASTER! to the list.

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