Classic Ebay spellfest!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Jayzus...............

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-2door-1996-n-reg-spaires-or-repairs-/221497770292?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item33924bc134

[Felly Magic]

Feck me sideways with a kipper, advertised by a mongtard?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

alpino wheels

[Parky]

That's shocking. I bet he probably got an A star in his English GCSE too

 

Does he mean Alpine wheels or the less common Albino wheels which come in white and need to be kept out of the sun?

[Dave_Q]

I think the person(?) selling it is trying to say it has an Alpina engine.

 

This is somewhat strange as teh Doovla have it down as a 1.8.

 

This bit I literally can't translate - 

 

 

 

disces a trim lether alpino

[Parky]

Does he mean he is a fit albino who likes leather and goes to Discos? Probably a good idea, they are usually quite dark places......

[DVee8]

At least he got BMW correct.

[fordperv]

What in the royal fuck, that reads as if it was written by a 5 year old with adhd

[MikeKnight]

Stockport.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

At least he got BMW correct.

 

 

Probly tarding iot in for a citreon or an alpha romero

[EssDeeWon]

Hahaha brilliant.  A complete POS being sold by a complete Mong.

 

I cannot see anything Alpina about that car, bog standard E36 alloys.

[brickwall]

Stockport.

 

 

Beat me to it!

[steve_earwig]

This bit I literally can't translate - 

 

disces a trim lether alpino

The disces is together with the pads etc. which the cellar reckons haven't been changed for 52,000 miles, and the trim is made out of albino skin leather ovbuoisely.

[DS20]

The same seller has some other, erm, gems for sale. I particularly like the Vahxhall (sic) steering wheel, complete with crous and hourn, advertised here: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221493886315

[AlabamaShrimp]

Not only is it written like he's having a stroke why list it for 99p saying you're buying a wiper but then say it's actually £300, dick

[forddeliveryboy]

Please remember, we're a multicultural society today. Not everybody has perfect English and has been educated at our finest Secondary Moderns or failing Comps.

 

So many Poles, Latvians and Lithuanians may well be working very hard and helping pay for your Granny's pension, TV licence and the rest, whilst the indigenous lot wait for the benefit cheque so they can get out of bed and go down the boozer.

 

There again, these poor spellers may be fleecing the system summit rotten, in and out of the NHS with HIV-related problems, family all on welfare and loads of money sent back home to the elderly parents who didn't fight for our side in WW2.

[Junkman]

 

Item location: Stockport, United Kingdom

 

Questions?

[maxpower]

ah rekkon he wood traid that mota furra gud edimacashion

[rml2345]

SWOP 4 VOXHULL ASDA SRI WIV FREE WHAELZ KOLECKT 2 KNITE?

[Parky]

I wonder if one of us posted a correctly worded question whether they would be able to understand it?

[Split_Pin]

Someone's ability to spell tells you absolutely EVERYTHING you need to know about a person, as we all know.

 

This means that we have all the facts to hand to type up our conclusion (s).

[Junkman]

Someone's ability to spell tells you absolutely EVERYTHING you need to know about a person, as we all know.

 

This means that we have all the facts to hand to type up our conclusion (s).

 

It's all very well for you to say that, since you don't live in Stockport.

[forddeliveryboy]

This ad - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E46-M3-Slammed-Stance-Wide-Not-Drift-/331264063942?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d20e079c6 - is correctly spelled, unlike this one - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-/161373012205.

 

But I'd trust the seller of the Morris, not the BMW.

[forddeliveryboy]

I'd suggest someone's ability to spell and use correct grammar and punctuation somewhere near correctly is fine, especially if it's a Ford or Vauxhall. If the car was a 50s Bentley and there were loads of apostrophes in the wrong place, I might raise an eyebrow. If someone is advertising a PSA C5, if they included the tréma above the 'e', I'd fall over and wonder if they had a DS in the garage, so assume the possibility the car had been serviced correctly be more likely. If the advert was for a DS with no dieresis, I'd question their understanding of the marque if other ads were correctly spelled. Or is that spelt. Smelled or smelt?

 

What really warns me off is statements which are totally incorrect, but sound very authoritative and additionally express sentiments which we all know are just bad taste! Perfect example here: "BMW designed engine; what more could you ask for?" in reference to a Citroën Dyane. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Dyane-6-/221485822709?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33919572f5

[Junkman]

Not only is it written like he's having a stroke why list it for 99p saying you're buying a wiper but then say it's actually £300, dick

 

In Stockport, cars are usually sold in parts. A car being sold in one piece would be a total shocker, and the idea is not seriously entertained.