ebay 'BARGAINS'

[MorrisItalSLX]

 

Is it wrong that I LIKE that.

 

Not at all

[Ben_O]

Not at all

I do quite like it but the price....

[John F]

 

Is it wrong that I LIKE that.

 

I don't understand what anyone could possibly like about that vile thing.

[New POD]

I don't understand what anyone could possibly like about that vile thing.

 

Imagine running a wedding car business, and using it to transport the grumpy grand parents (all eight of them) of the happy couple.

[Jerzy Woking]

MZ 250 cafe racer on eBay, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132182155696

 

Take an MZ, put on a pair of ace bars seat unit, some yellow paint and an expansion chamber. Looks ok, but not 4 bags good. (Apologies, can seem to fathom out how to add bay photos on my new phone).

[John F]

Jerzy Woking, on 09 Sept 2017 - 4:49 PM, said:Jerzy Woking, on 09 Sept 2017 - 4:49 PM, said:

MZ 250 cafe racer on eBay, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/132182155696

 

Take an MZ, put on a pair of ace bars seat unit, some yellow paint and an expansion chamber. Looks ok, but not 4 bags good. (Apologies, can seem to fathom out how to add bay photos on my new phone).

 

 

It does look very good, apart from that ungainly-looking instrument binnacle thing.

 

But you're right, not four bags good.

[Pillock]

Imagine running a wedding car business, and using it to transport the grumpy grand parents (all eight of them) of the happy couple.

 

What, you want me to imagine driving the thing? No chance. I'd rather imagine lowering my testicles into a tank of scorpions.

[crapcarcollector]

I didn't know if I should put this here, or in the just scrap it thread.

Anyway, fucking how much, and, kill it with fire....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282641250269

 

 

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[John F]

Anything described as a "proper head turner" needs cubing, ideally with its current owner still in it.

[pilninggas]

Anything described as a "proper head turner" needs cubing, ideally with its current owner still in it.

Proper head turner

[carlo]

Your very own £350 Peugeot 306 sedan for £5,000.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C829136

 

I don't know why these ridiculously priced old Pugs irritate me so much.

[Lacquer Peel]

Typo surely?

[Ben_O]

That is surely meant to be £500 no?

[bramz7]

Your very own £350 Peugeot 306 sedan for £5,000.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C829136

 

I don't know why these ridiculously priced old Pugs irritate me so much.

I've just enquired. We shall see if they are mental, or just bad at typing.

[John F]

I suspect they're mental, based on the "very rare" in the description.

 

But let's not be too hasty to point the 'mental' finger, there may be more deserving characters out there... for example, how much would you guess the present owner wants for this Maltese-registered 1996 306 cabriolet with just 9,000 miles on the clock?

 

 

£3000 tops?

 

No. They want £13,000 for it. That's just £600 less than the RRP of a brand-new Peugeot 208.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C701487

 

[jakebullet]

LHD series "BUGEYE!!!" for only 2K

 

 

 

Quote: "outside bodywork looks very straight,but bulkhead etc needs total restoration."

 

The roof looks lovely and straight where it's had a chain lifting it.

[Squirrel2]

This is currently causing disbelief on the owner's club forum.. £35k.. !!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-101-Forward-Control-GS/391868033518?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D47230%26meid%3Dda3b05228dcd4b0dab6ce7f674fb5bc8%26pid%3D100678%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D7%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D391868033518&_trksid=p2481888.c100678.m3607&_trkparms=pageci%253A9c73e3a6-9714-11e7-8fdd-74dbd180d56d%257Cparentrq%253A71ef066115e0aa11ad3ba244fffc8197%257Ciid%253A1

[twosmoke300]

It's very nice but for 35 k I would expect the proper metal tags to hold the rear brake pipes not a clear cable tie

[wuvvum]

You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995.  Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

[Ben_O]

You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995.  Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

Must be because it's rare and interesting 

[strangeangel]

£7,000 BX!

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/citroen/bx/236323

 

 

The guy is delusional

 

After a £9,000 complete rebuild my 1989 BX 1.7lt TZD Turbo is being sold (as I am returning to Australia) and is now one of the best BXs in the UK.

A complete respray with all doors, bonnet, tailgate, rear guards and windows out. Any rust that was present was cut out and new sections welded in, primed and undercoated with modern materials far better than the factory build. The interior was completely stripped out to check for any problems and rectified. There are over 80 photos detailing the restore process.

All new spheres, new brakes, rear trailing arms re-bushed, timing and auxiliary belts replaced, in fact everything mechanical that was suspect was replaced.

The car has electric windows, electric sunroof, new radio with USB and Bluetooth, new Michelin tyres fitted on sandblasted and power coated rims and the correct hubcaps in perfect condition. The car has done only 120 miles since rebuild.

 

Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

 

[DodgeRover]

Now £5900 ono. TBH, if it really has had all that work done there are worse ways of spending five and a half grand.

 

5&1/2k would buy a lot of coke and hookers, or a place in Bulgaria with some money left for coke and hookers

[Rod/b]

You can currently walk into your local Fiat dealer and come away with a brand new Fiat Panda for £6,995. Or you could save a cool £1K on that by buying this eight-year-old, 10K mile beauty* from a defunct Malaysian manufacturer that most people have never heard of.

 

Yeah true however i'll bet whoever's selling this will finance the Perodua at a spectacular rate for the sort of customer who can't even get a mobile phone on a contract.

[vulgalour]

EIGHT

 

GRAND

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Car-Austin-princess-exceptional-example-must-be-seen-at-this-price-/292246633153

 

 

 

Good luck with that, fellah.

[Junkman]

Spending a mere 6 Grand to scare the living shit out of countless little children

and leave them traumatised for life actually sounds like a fair deal to me,

so I'm not quite sure why I'm posting this into this thread.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/half-scale-little-red-bus-with-automata-and-clock-trailer-included-/182774069173

 

 

 

Contains fully animated characters, music and lights.  Timed for half hour performances.

 

The ultimate horror show.

[Junkman]

How about 60 bags for this pure unadulterated blob of wank?
 

 

 

I bet he was beaten up at school every day. Trice.

[Junkman]

Only* 20 bags will buy you this turd rolled in custard:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/London-Cab-Hot-Rod-V8-Chevrolet-454-big-block-7-4l-/253160661840

 

 

 

Big block, blah, rhubarb.

 

[Junkman]

 

Hot Rod Project Street Rod Restoration

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1931-Hudson-Essex-Super-Six-Hot-Rod-Project-Street-Rod-Restoration-/272855389261

 

 

£1,495.00

[davocano]

^ Five years ago I spotted a Hudson in Addlestone which is right next door to Weybridge; the same one I wonder?

 

 

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-French-Registered-LHD-1973-Peugeot-504-Coupe-Pininfarina-Manual-/253164743640

 

French registered, not a word about NOVA, brakes fucked, running like a bag of spanners and obviously owned by a family of coal miners:

 

 

 

 

Classified Ad price: £5,895.00

 

 

Fucking brilliant.