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LostnotFound Rank: BL Wedge

LostnotFound

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Depends on how you look at it, a lot of people wouldn't risk paying less if it was stickered for £1000 then it must be rubbish....

 

For a little old lady who has just had her Metro die and sees it on a forecourt of a friendly helpful dealer it might sell.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Ford Model T Hot Rod owned by John Bonham of Led Zeppelin and Movie Featured

 

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Classified Ad price:

£245,000.00
flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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The ex-Cort16, ex-Keith Adams, ex-moi Avantime has popped up

 

I bought this off Keith Adams for the Wife/family car duty and we had a right mare with it within weeks (not Keith's fault  ...just because Renault), ending up selling for spares with cooked engine and other expensive renner-style headaches.  'That thing' she used to call it, sitting on the driveway corner-of-death for weeks until it was trailered away.

 

It's come up for sale again ....for £5k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Avantime-2-0-Turbo-Immaculate-FSH-Cambelt-done-Appreciating-classic-/172898791343

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I won't be going there again.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I think I sold it for 1700 or 1800 quid .

I was talking about this today as it was the car I had before my juke meaning I sold it 3 years pretty much to the day .

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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It was good to you and good to Keith, but it was jinxed with me

 

I won't be going there again.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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HOW MUCH??!!

 

It's a death blue diesel E36 with doom blue velours, no A/C, no fuck all. Yours for ten grand. Righto then.  :roll:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-325TDS-AUTO-SE-1-DOCTOR-OWNER-ONLY-22-000-MILES-RARE-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-M3/132327826385?hash=item1ecf5a63d1%3Ag%3As4YAAOSwi8VZO74q

 
 
HOW MUCH??!!
 
Right. An old V12 850i shonker in Dismalrot metallic with fucking grey leather, AC Shitzer tat and some aftermarket Shitzer copy alloys rattle canned black is not 20 grand you jockstrap. That's why you've had the heap of shit on Ebay since 2008. And there are rather more than 24 in the UK you fool.
 
 
YOU FUCKING WHAT??!!
 
Listen Phil Mycavity Specialist Cars, if you were a specialist and wanted to charge twice the going rate for some fucking dismal old 3 Series on the pretext of it being original and unrestored, you might want to paint the sills, front spoiler lip and wheel centres satin black so that it doesn't look like some flashed over Rasta special from Lower Earley circa 1987. Fuxake.  :roll:
 
 
 
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Salty Nova, but Billy's wet dream. Bonus CF2 in shot

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-Merit-1-Owner-Only-10-100-Miles/122726869136?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3Db1b96d607dd94dd2899b9733e648362d%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D162692838907&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

  • somewhatfoolish, M'coli and Junkman
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Pedant mode - isn't that a mk2 not a cf2 ?

1985/6 C reg'd, totally CF2, just lost the side mouldings and CF2 grille badge

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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that 54 107 makes this 48 80" seem a bargain at just £49,950.

 

this is Genesis chapter 2 v1

 

even with "new" bulkhead the patina on this means I had to change my trousers.

 

shame about the wheels, and hood though

 

to my mind there is just too much money in series land rovers at the moment. Certain areas of the market are dropping, v12 e-types at 150 bags etc, but series landies just seem to keep shifting. not long before they are too valuable to stay as working vehicles.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-OTHER/162650872094?hash=item25debf591e%3Ag%3A9JIAAOSwvJdZpXK~

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Fabrique le wob avec fil de poulet

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mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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What a fine selection of £500 cars you have posted there. Except maybe Escort, £1500.

 

What's that you say? It's not 2007?

  • flat4alfa, Junkman and Manbearpig
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chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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Viewing by appointment...Check

 

(In a) White room ... Check

 

Stags head on wall ...Check

 

Spurious,verbose and irrelevant advert ...Check

 

KGF Classics? ... Negatory!

 

Even they wouldn't have the brass neck.

 

£32.950 for a Pug 205 GTi 

 

91k up ... But wait ... Oh sorry it's a 'Radio 1' Speshul edition for Charidee.

 

Apologies ... As you were .... Price fully justified.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Peugeot-205-GTI-1-9-1fm-Edition-1-of-25-Rare/322827791577?_trkparms=aid%3D777003%26algo%3DDISCL.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D46150%26meid%3D191ccc55bbde4f78bbca9c2bb5d61a0a%26pid%3D100012%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D272880438145&_trksid=p2047675.c100012.m1985

 

 

 
 
 
  • Sudsprint, flat4alfa and Junkman
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