ebay 'BARGAINS'

[3VOM]

Can he get treatment on the NHS?

Presumably not which is why he needs the £25k.

[Dirk Diggler]

I'm sure this is lovely, but it ain't 8 grand lovely.  It's not even a manual.

 

I don't know about this place, but so many of the 'modern future classic' dealers I see look like top notch money laundering

 

Stock that may or may not have been bought for peanuts within the last five years, little apparent turnover.

 

It's a lovely car that I'll covet all the more in the future; but so many of these sales places (and I now nothing of this one, so not casting aspersions) just don't add up

[UltraWomble]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada-Custom-Pick-up-/332157674872

 

 

 

Can he get treatment on the NHS?

[Bianconeri]

Jesus wept what a wreck

A piece of pointless, worthless crap.

[richardthestag]

Remember that terminally rotton 105e That Fuzz Townsend gave up on?

 

Well it has been stripped down to a bare shell, doesnt even have an ID and here it is

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/142293622309?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2649

 

£500 - where do I sign

 

[Felly Magic]

That should have been cubed

[John F]

Oh my fucking eyes...!

 

 

 

 

"Head turner"...

 

A smidgin under £20k to you, sir.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zakcapri-1983-ford-zakspeed-capri-grp5-/352005304380?hash=item51f526b03c:g:xo8AAOSwjDZYhlNg

[bub2006]

Someone been watching mad max while stoked on lsd?

[Bianconeri]

Oh my fucking eyes...!

 

 

 

 

"Head turner"...

 

A smidgin under £20k to you, sir.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zakcapri-1983-ford-zakspeed-capri-grp5-/352005304380?hash=item51f526b03c:g:xo8AAOSwjDZYhlNg

That is a waste of a car, time and money. The only heads it will turn are people turning away to puke. What's scrap value? It's worth a tenth of that.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-HI-LUX-4X4-PICK-UP-PETROL-A-TRUE-GARDEN-FIND-/302261184317?hash=item46602ba73d:g:KdsAAOSwol5Y09Ql

 

Unbelievably some joker thinks that this is worth £4995 in this condition!

 

 

 

BEEN STANDING FOR 16 YEARS

 

[John F]

^ Words fail me.

[flat4alfa]

+++ ONE OWNER FROM NEW +++

 

  Crikey

[Felly Magic]

Wouldn't give 4995p for that HiLux, fuksakes

[panhard65]

According to the bloke who picks up my scrap those Hilux are worth strong money for export. That was a few years ago though when ISIS still had some money.

[mk2_craig]

Pete's sake!!! Healthy dollop of TOP GEAR tax with that?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.

[overrun]

I quite love that Capri, needs at least 700 bhp per ton mind.

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Same. Zakspeed, isn't it?

[DodgeRover]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-HI-LUX-4X4-PICK-UP-PETROL-A-TRUE-GARDEN-FIND-/302261184317?hash=item46602ba73d:g:KdsAAOSwol5Y09Ql

 

Unbelievably some joker thinks that this is worth £4995 in this condition!

 

A lot worse looking ones were making £3k for export a few years ago

[Hertz]

£6k Calibra anyone?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-INVESTABLE-VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-2-0-16V-AUTO-COUPE-ONLY-36000-MILES-IMPORT-/352013495379?hash=item51f5a3ac53:g:cHsAAOSwSlBY1SNF

 

Best of luck fella.

[UltraWomble]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Collection-of-10-Car-Road-Tax-Discs-all-from-the-Same-Car-31-08-06-to-31-08-15-/271700983430?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

FO SHO RLY? £1500?

Get in the fecking sea.

[Bianconeri]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Collection-of-10-Car-Road-Tax-Discs-all-from-the-Same-Car-31-08-06-to-31-08-15-/271700983430?_trksid=p2141725.m3641.l6368

FO SHO RLY? £1500?

Get in the fecking sea.

Takes twuntdom to a whole new level.

[adw1977]

Ford escort xr3i convirtible 1 owner D reg project barn find

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-xr3i-convirtible-1-owner-D-reg-project-barn-find-/152468081700?hash=item237fce4c24:g:~~UAAOSwzgBYz4xU

 

Classified Ad price:

£1,750

[strangeangel]

You can buy a decent Helix for £750 so why anyone would spend that on a piece of shit like this

 

 

is beyond me. Still, you get three months MOT and a bald rear tyre, so what am I moaning about? 100% BARGAIN.

 

I've seen this heap on the road and, believe me, the pictures flatter it.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda-motorbikes/super-scooter-honda-helix.-not-for-the-shy.-%C2%A3750-ono-/1227005505

[strangeangel]

So a GTS300 with a bit of vinyl wrap on the legshields

 

 

is apparently

 

a truly spectacular one off piece by acclaimed designer Marc Newson.

 

 

and being sold for three grand more than the price of a new one. 

 

VERDICT:

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-SAAB-900-SE-2-5-V6-Auto-Convertible-52-055-miles-Very-Very-Rare-/371914304628

 

Saab 900 V6 soft top, last UK MOT ran out 8 years ago (its in Ireland).

 

 

TYRES ARE PIRELLI P600'S WHICH HAVE A LOT OF TREAD BUT ARE 11 YEARS OLD

 

 

Let the buyer replace those eh, what do they expect for £5000 YES FIVE FUGGIN GRAND

[richardthestag]

^^ 

 

[Dirk Diggler]

This is an oddball; Jaguar XJ40 Limousine on 1997 reg plate

 

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/jaguar/15212380

[Sheefag]

Have we had this £85,000, soft focus Bargin?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Delahaye-v8-Mercedes-Bugnotti-V8-Aluminium/192164945638?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D242bc3ee9998452f8a41be101e5e682c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D262950142567

 

[adw1977]

volkswagon golf mk1 cabrio

 

This is about as good as the pictures get:

 

 

we have a mk1 golf cabrio shell that needs total restoration 1982 everything you need to put it back together is there except the headlights and grill roof will need new vinyl on but frame is very good to much to list viewings welcome cash on collection please

 

 

£1,000.00

0 bids

[Sheefag]

Not quite an Ebay bargain but spotted on a Facebook group. A lad is trying to swap this for a Mk3 Escort.