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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I recon the GT Turbo may go for that money. Very early, and low miles. A Renaultperv with enough cash would probably have that. 

quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

quicksilver

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That LDV brings to mind a polished turd. No matter how much bling is thrown at it, it's still just a godawful Convoy and I wouldn't even give them 9 quid for it.

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Is this the one that was rebuilt for sme car show on C4 and fitted out with a jet ski in the back or did I dream that?

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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I see he is looking for TV and film work for the transit. Good luck with that, most film companies are looking for period original motors rather than that awful thing.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I'm guessing this is the first time an LDV will have featured in this thread...

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Titan-Original-Motor-Show-Vehicle-Superb-Promo-Vehicle-/181638602442?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2a4a811eca

 

So how much is this paragon of neo-communist misery? NINE FUCKING GRAND???

 

GTFO, you cockweasel.

This was actually quite a bit better when it was new and it had a nice o-series (presumably) in it, would have been byetter with a V8. Still only worth about an eighth of what they want now though.post-17414-0-78830800-1421319563_thumb.jpg
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AnthonyG Rank: Lancia Gamma

AnthonyG

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I remember that LDV! Was at the Commercial Motor Show in 2000.

 

It was proper pikey spec, I think the apprentices had converted it.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Now I may be totally pissing up the incorrect shrub here, but have a look at this.

$_35.JPGBloody nice innit? Big spec apparently blah blah

 

Classified Ad price:
£9,791.00

Is it TEN GRAND nice?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-BENZ-W123-230te-AUTO-ESTATE-RHD-7-SEATER-EXCEPTIONAL-/171607570113?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27f49bb6c1

 

EDIT: He's got loads of these, all at "interesting" prices

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I KISS YOU

 

 

 

 

I genuinely knew who'd be selling that before I even looked. It's a horrible, disgusting looking Ford with vile accessories and it's in the bargains thread. It's the former District Garage (Rover) place in Helsby.

The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Exactly. There was some fool advertising a low mileage Austin 3 Litre for ten grand. Sorry dickhead, but ten grand buys a proper car not a pig ugly heap of shit like that.

 

I can't fathom out the thought process behind putting high prices on BL stuff that nobody wanted 30-40 years ago. The whole point of an Allegro or 3 Litre is that they're interesting but cheap old chod.

 

That Allegro is £1000 on a good day in my book. 

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Trouble is, some eccentric old fool who thinks they're making some sort of "collection" will buy it, and then all the wobby examples start to creep up as they all think "oooh, prices are rising, best give the wreck a blow-over and knock 80k off the odo".

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

greengartside

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This bargain of a Corsa sport has been on my mind recently.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Vauxhall-Corsa-sport-1-4i-16v-Alloys-Black-TRADE-CLEARANCE-/291075229027?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c56f8563

 

Hideously overpriced with no M.o.T but I can't help feeling sorry for it. It does look like it's half been cared for in the past. I would have bought it for a WBOD if it was cheap and legal.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Wonder what condition the enamel paint and poly cement are in 40 years down the line?

 

Also, anyone who starts their advert title with "L@@K" is clearly a cunt.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Airfix-50091-Ford-Escort-Mk1-1-32-Scale-Plastic-Model-Kit-Starter-Set-/171651471826

$%28KGrHqZ,!rQE+n%29qnLnLBQBsvLLc9!~~60_

 

 

Buy scene tax free.

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Check out this cock head.

 

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You can not buy these anymore from anywhere.

 

I accept your challenge num nuts. Lets see, fire up ebay.co.uk again. Search Rover Rear 75 Shock Absorber and, bang ooh there are a few my friend... In fact 4 for £20 each take your pick.

 

srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

srad34

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Never mind that, for £450 you could have this from him....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-AIRFIX-VICTOR-2000-ESTATE-1-32-NOS-Unmade-/351302012071?pt=UK_ToysGames_ModelKits_ModelKits_JN&hash=item51cb3b4ca7

 

Man alive, he must be a gluehead........

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Never mind that, for £450 you could have this from him....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-AIRFIX-VICTOR-2000-ESTATE-1-32-NOS-Unmade-/351302012071?pt=UK_ToysGames_ModelKits_ModelKits_JN&hash=item51cb3b4ca7

 

Man alive, he must be a gluehead........

At least the Airfix kits are legal, have you seen the logbooks

He's selling?

Can't see why he thinks anyone would pay £2/300 for random old logbooks, but this one and a similar Big Healey one are blatant invitations to skulduggery.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AC-1950-2-lite-memorabilia-literature-classic-car-cobra-build-/351295418913?pt=UK_Car_Parts_Vehicles_Automobila_ET&hash=item51cad6b221

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