ebay 'BARGAINS'

[alf892]

although I suppose OSF tax initially works by hopeful sellers (aka Chancers) and stupid buyers meeting and agreeing a price

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Do other nations do wank things like this with their flags or is it a British thing?

 

 

[Pillock]

That table is a joke. No effort at all to disguise the roof rack and that glass looks perfect for walking into and removing your kneecap. Awful.

 

If it sells however I'm going out with an angle-grinder at night and robbing some car roofs. Maybe for a larger house I'd do one from a Mercedes Sprinter or summat.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That table is DIRE

[chaseracer]

Is it from the same Mini that gave its arse for the shit sofa? Did they make a BBQ out of the front end?

Do we care...?
 

[Ghosty]

£4000

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201401070846129/sort/default/usedcars/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/price-to/8000/seller-type/trade_adverts/radius/1500/make/ford/transmission/automatic/model/fiesta/postcode/sk152ra/maximum-mileage/up_to_30000_miles/page/1?logcode=p

[Alexg]

Trawling through the parts section is where you find the real bargains*

 

Like this attractive* 278k mile W124, starting price at a mere £1200

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-300td-estate-W124-polar-white-5-seater-1991-/291060416475

[michael1703]

£2k Healey

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-HEALEY-3000-MK1-1960-really-derelict-body-ID-plate-heritage-cert-noV5-/291061573649?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c49f2811

[willswitchengage]

Trawling through the parts section is where you find the real bargains*

 

Like this attractive* 278k mile W124, starting price at a mere £1200

 

LOL

 

attracting well clever buyers, too:

 

 

 

Q: Hi, How any miles has it done. Thanks.

A: 278,000mlies 

19 Jan, 2014 Q: Hi, How any miles has it done. Thanks.

A: once again Its 278,000 

19 Jan, 2014 Q: Hi, How any miles has it done. Thanks.

A: 278,000mlies 

19 Jan, 2014

[George-Roper]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Peugeot-206-Standard-Car-1587cc-Petrol-/231066162352?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35cc9dd4b0

 

2000 206 - 4k

[Ghosty]

Is it me or is the 206 Roland Garros more common than normal 206s now? I seem to see a fair few of them.

[Formula Autos]

Check this tastefully* modded beast out:

 

 

126K on the clock, yours for just £1895.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-HYUNDAI-SANTA-FE-2-4-PETROL-MANUAL-BEIGE-02-REG-LPG-CONVERTED-BARGAIN-/231134891633?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d0b68e71#ht_479wt_1141

 

Wonder if the grille was left over when a Chrysler 300 was Bentleyised?

[DaveAspley]

Wtf I didn't think it was possible to make a Hyundai worse...

[richardthestag]

£2k Healey

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-HEALEY-3000-MK1-1960-really-derelict-body-ID-plate-heritage-cert-noV5-/291061573649?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c49f2811

 

tbh 

 

for the unscrupulous that is a bargain.

 

either for a ringer or bitza the v5 is worth that easy

[Junkman]

LOL

 

attracting well clever buyers, too:

 

I just sent him a question asking how many miles it has done.

[Hertz]

Check this numb nutted cheese sniffer out.

 

How much for this guys?

 

 

 

 

BAD POINTS!!

 

It's a show car, its not 100% finished but it'll take very little to finish it, and I'm more than happy to lend a hand

 

Being a show car there is no seatbelts, a set of harnesses would be easy to fit for road use, I'm more than happy to fit at buyers cost

 

Limited seat movement due to the wall and batteries in the rear, however I'm about 6 foot and I fit no problem

 

Batteries are flat but will be replaced

 

Brakes need bleeding but will be done for buyer

 

There are no inside door handles, not a problem when the battery is connected as just wind down the windows, but be warned, if you shut the door and have no battery, you will have to phone a friend to let you out!! wont be hard to fit a wire to open the door, again I can help/fit something temporary

 

 

And no mention of an MOT. Sounds like £300 to me mate, go on hit me with it?

 

 

Classified ad price:

£6,000.00

 

 

Even the President is laughing at that one, GLWTS chief!

[richardthestag]

Range Rover Classic

 

 

off roaded, damage to every panel, no tax, no mot and for sale by tall cyberman

 

to you mon brave? nearly three times what it is worth!

 

Verdit OLLI Cyberman twat

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-1991-3-9-V8-OFF-ROADER-/191043546014

[srad34]

Check this numb nutted cheese sniffer out.

 

How much for this guys?

 

 

And no mention of an MOT. Sounds like £300 to me mate, go on hit me with it?

 

I thought you would have to have inside door handles for MOT??.

 

I can see the headlines ''Young boy racer dies in car blaze due to faulty battery wiring, apparently there were no door handles on the inside and no passers by to open the door and save him.....what a dick''

[EssDeeWon]

Firstly this Rover SD1 started @ £4.2k last year, still for sale almost a year later with same seller @ £1.6k

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-SD1-3500-V-PLAS-AUTO-BLUE-/181305497442?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a36a65762#ht_196wt_1348

 

 

[richardthestag]

tricky one

 

Range Rover CSK - rare beast

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-LAND-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-CSK-AUTOMATIC-/261382640177

 

Sought after I think

 

No mention of mot, rot to a post, b post and rear cross member. Would fully expect issues in front and rear inner wings, head lamp boxes and bulkhead. = Extensive and expensive strip and rebuild job.

 

For you my son £15 bags

 

"You what! you could have run a fucking clay bar over it and made it look a bit shiny."

 

Honestly do not believe they are that sought after lol

 

 

[EssDeeWon]

And this Cav was £6k last summer, now £3k with the same seller - Where do these people obtain their valuations from? Out of their arses thats where.

 

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn247/yellowrover3500/rovervdp_zpsff14c479.jpg

 

[brickwall]

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk-5-Interior-/171228172557?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item27ddfe910d

 

I hope your sitting down for this one!!

 

Once fitted to a restored car Im sure the interior would help to pass car as concurse.  Hence the buy it now price of £1,225.00 reflects upon the rearety that there really can not be many if any oppotunities to purchase such an item

 

 

  

[skoda_fan]

Sorry, can't fathom how to post a quote from a previous post....but confirmation if any were needed that the world is insane: those few sweepings of rust that used to form a small part of a Messerschmitt have sold for £1,020!!!

[michael1703]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Ford-Transit-Campervan-Project-Spares-or-Repairs-/221360506945?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item338a1d4841

[trigger]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-kit-car/1045712318#photo-content

 

I honestly hope that this is some kind of pricing ball ups, £325000!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-kit-car/1045712318#photo-content

 

I honestly hope that this is some kind of pricing ball ups, £325000!

 

I think it might be part of his grand plan to move out of a shed and into a house. In Surrey.

 

 

 

I like how the pictures keep getting smaller as if even he is backing away from it. 

[Alexg]

Parts listing buffoonery 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAR-Renault-Campus-/131102994668

 

No current MOT... Starting bid: £1600

[Felly Magic]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C456226  A Pugrat 504 estate, with body rot in a fair few places, and seized up brakes, yours for around £20k. I beg your pardon sunshine? Not as bad as that horrid red thing, but still rather salty!

[CortinaDave]

Ha ha £1225 for some brown mk5 cortina seats. The guy must be on mind bending drugs