ebay 'BARGAINS'

[nottinghamphil]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR- ... 27cb8b4fce

 

Please just look at this listing , this idiot believes the registration is worth £2000

 

it is AAA 924C

 

Here is the listing wording originally...

 

I brought her because i really wanted to fix her up and bring her back to life but i do not have the time nor the money plus i need a bigger car because i am the only one in my house hold that can drive and i pick my neice up from nursery. The price is high purely because the number plates being AAA and having chrome numbers and letters with a black background is worth roughly £2000 on their own. Now the car does need a bit of work, welding being the main repair needed, needs new tires, brake lights do not work, the brakes need a look at, fuel gauge does not work, wipers do not work, lights are tempremental sometimes they work sometimes they dont, same with the horn sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt, indecators do not work, engine is fine that i kno of , she does start but hasnt been started in a few months, the seats are a bit worn but she is over 40 years old passenger side being the worst (see pictures), spare tire and manufactures jack included. ive listed all that i know of the car but i recommend coming to see the car personally.

 

THen he changed it to...

 

''I brought this minor because i had the intention of fixing it up but i dont have the money. There are a few things that do not work or need replacing; tires, fuel gauge, head lights, indicators, interior light, some welding needs to be done, thats all i can think of off the top of my head, it does start and run fine but has not been started in a few months. The number plates are worth roughly £2000 on their own. Usual wear and tear from a 47 year old vehicle. I would advise a personal view of the vehicle before any bids are made. Cash on collection. No returns. advertised elsewhere so i hold the right to withdraw at anytime.''

[ashmicro]

£55 large!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ESCORT-RS1800 ... 337c56ee76

[Spiny Norman]

Nice old cars in a shite sort of way, but £5k - worth?

 

[Spiny Norman]

..and a similarly salty Giffer-matic Civic, yours for a mere £3995...

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=137861

 

Guy obviously loves this thing, but if he can persuade anyone to give him £2700 for this slightly doggy-looking many-trackday'd Civic Shuttle with with some questionable mods and lots of stickers he'll be doing well!

[Manbearpig]

I didn't know whether this was a "bargain" or a bargain, inclined to think the latter. Compared to what people are asking for old Ford chod, a nearly-new choccy brown XJS whilst not a steal at 12 grand certainly isn't bad.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221106463699?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2648

 

So much want.

[RedSparrow]

XJS is well fit especially in that colour. I'd say it was worth about half that though. I could be completely wrong...

[brickwall]

It looks the business, but I would just be waiting for problems to happen. XJS seem to fetch all manner of pricing; I wouldn't know how to value one!!!

[dollywobbler]

A bit much I reckon. People are starting to push up the prices of early ones to see if collector interest is there. Not sure it really is yet, but they are appreciating.

[brickwall]

Perhaps I can tickle your fancy with this bastard child:

 

Subaru Blue, MOT-02-2013, TAX 02-2013,full body kit as you see front AUDI and rear BMW

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SUBARU-I ... 337c6e59bc

 

 

Edit: "No Time Wasters. Thank You"

[Stixy]

very old Pinto oil filter

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300788054886? ... 1423.l2649

[RedSparrow]

Perhaps I can tickle your fancy with this bastard child:

 

Subaru Blue, MOT-02-2013, TAX 02-2013,full body kit as you see front AUDI and rear BMW

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-SUBARU-I ... 337c6e59bc

 

 

Edit: "No Time Wasters. Thank You"

 

So much time, effort and money. But WHY?!!!????

[willswitchengage]

Now with new pictures! Remarkably even worse than the previous lot - Christ he is cheap saving 9p or whatever it is per new photo.

 

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

New description too, no word of watchers... yet.

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

I have changed my mind strictly NO OFFERS I am not giving her away !

[Rod/b]

Strictly no offers? That's like a red rag to a bull...

[ashmicro]

That oil filter is a piss take. You can still get those, and the part number is the same. EFL134 for Ford CVH, EFL125 for Ford x Flow/Valencia etc. £4 squire. We used to sell those by the "case" (10 filters) back when I worked in my mate's shop. It got to the point where we knew the popular part numbers by heart!

[brickwall]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-5-not ... 3ccb3a3474

[outlaw118]

^^^ Wrong thread dude....^^^

[brickwall]

Realised that after I posted it!!!!

[worldofceri]

That R5 is hawt.

 

If I win the lottery I'm going to buy it, spend twenty grand on a 'nut 'n' bolt' restoration, then advertise it on Car & Classic at eight grand for the rest of eternity.

[richardthestag]

Now with new pictures! Remarkably even worse than the previous lot - Christ he is cheap saving 9p or whatever it is per new photo.

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

New description too, no word of watchers... yet.

 

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

 

I have changed my mind strictly NO OFFERS I am not giving her away !

 

 

Is that a fucking great big dent in the boot lid? Along with no mot, tax and handbrake this has to be #1 bargain of the year. Surely this motor should be in autoshite calendar 2013

[phil_lihp]

I'm starting to feel slightly sorry for the guy, I mean, the penny's clearly never going to drop and no-one's ever going to cough up that amount of cash for an MOT-less 17 year old Peugeot. It's going to be an endless circle of relistings, changed user IDs and huge red angry text complaining that after the 78th attempt, he's got 24,409 watchers and NO BIDS!!!!!! and the handbrake still doesn't work because there's a fossilised chocolate coin stuck in the rear brake drum.

[wackywacerwill]

spares or repairs,no documents

Rare but knocking on the door of a bag o' sand. Really, REALLY

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-Type ... 4abced9f13

 

Jaguar E-Type 6 litre V12

 

DVLA says 5.3 V12 plus...

 

£85,000.00

Reserve price not met

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-SIE ... 5aea608b7a

 

This is the same Sierra that was offered as a spares car along with a Kit car a few months back for about £2500, It's now being sold by a dealer for £3250 on it's own, what a rip!

[wuvvum]

Can anyone think of a more miserable way of getting from A to B than this? Because I'm struggling.

 

It is cheap though.

 

 

Edit: Wrong thread. Twat.

[Morgan84]

A proton would be more miserable !

[Guest]

A proton would be more miserable !

 

But they have all been saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Morgan84]

Maybe there will be another scrappage scheam !

[idiotboy]

I really need a base spec untaxed or MOT'd dented Artic white Peugeot 405 Saloon preferably near South Wales with a wankered handbrake so that I can't park it in the Valleys. Can anyone out there help me?

[idiotboy]

Maybe there will be another scrappage scheam !

 

Cars have to have an MOT to qualify - oh no!