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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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^^^ I'm sure a pie chart will be forthcoming in the near future. :lol:

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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I was thinking more watching the telly instead of watching a pug 405

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How much would a working, useable, unwanked about with £350 car be worth if it had no mention of MOT, tax or mileage, three tosspot pictures, shit loads of shit stuck/painted/glued on it and a fucked headgasket?

£900, it would seem

 

$T2eC16V,!zUE9s38+CCeBQn9-H7,Kg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-cors ... 27ccdcf3e3

 

'had all head re skimmed and ported'

 

'BAD POINTS BLOWN HEAD GASKET'

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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To be fair, that's the first Corsa I've ever seen that doesn't look totally shit (bog standard examples included). I like the wheels a lot.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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How exciting, a white 405 to add to my watch list :D

 

I think we need to spice it up a bit more now, maybe someone bids then retracts with not long to go :shock::lol: That'll get his hopes up :wink:

Fat_Pirate Rank: Citroen Ami

Fat_Pirate

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I think we need to spice it up a bit more now, maybe someone bids then retracts with not long to go :shock::lol: That'll get his hopes up :wink:

 

This cruelty must end. Has anybody tried to reason with him?

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Come on, listed at least 15 times at an "Ayrton" a go but he ain't gonna give it away. Lets see if he can spend £400 on marketing it.

 

Better still get him on here :twisted:

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Next time he relists it (because we all know he will...) NOBODY watch it, that should send him completely postal :twisted:

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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If anyone is truly brave they should arrange a viewing

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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It is starting to feel like kicking a blind man and running off with his white stick. Though it must be said that people on here HAVE tried to reason with him. Clearly with no success at all.

idiotboy Rank: Austin Maxi

idiotboy

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It is starting to feel like kicking a blind man and running off with his white stick. Though it must be said that people on here HAVE tried to reason with him. Clearly with no success at all.

 

Ian, all men are born equal it's just that some are born with the belief that a dented broken, undesireable car with not MOT'd is worth more than £50 in the middle of a recession.

 

He's persistant in that scary way that Yosser "Gis a Job" is though to give him his due, but personally and joking aside he must be a total tit.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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It only really dawned on me the other day that he is only still listing it is because we are all watching it. He must be thinking, 'One of them will bite soon enough'. It was about then that my conscience seemed to be getting at me. In the pits of my stomach I was starting to think it's a bit cruel.

 

10 mins later though I realised that it was just indigestion, so popped a couple of Rennie and added it to my watch list again.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Not really the right thread....850 notes isn't too sad for one of these now.

It is Autoshite racing beige, with the go-slower stripes though, well spotted! :D

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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I think we need to spice it up a bit more now, maybe someone bids then retracts with not long to go :shock::lol: That'll get his hopes up :wink:

 

This cruelty must end. Has anybody tried to reason with him?

 

Yes, search backwards a few months and ebay conversations have been posted

scrappylad Rank: Austin Maxi

scrappylad

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Not really the right thread....850 notes isn't too sad for one of these now.

It is Autoshite racing beige, with the go-slower stripes though, well spotted! :D

 

Oh aye... I just saw the word 'ebay' & plonked it in here!

 

It is a bit of an autoshite babe nevertheless :)

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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Maybe someone should buy the 405 for £400,then relist it a few days later with a buy it now of £795 and wait a day or so,they have it " Sold "

 

:twisted:

TimothyClaypole Rank: Citroen Ami

TimothyClaypole

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We should club together to buy it then send a lorry with a grab to collect it.

 

"Smashy smashy".

 

I will put up £10.00 and another tenner if anyone knows where the quote is from. :lol:

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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looks nice but there are some holes in the service history 3-4 years at the time hmmm

the 2nd last service was....

 

13/7/11 87365 Kwik Fit Cambridge

 

:? not sure i would even let them watch me change a tyre these days

 

and 190e 2 litre auto am I correct in my memory that these drank like ollie reid and were glacially slow ?

 

verdict: one for the doctor to bag at a bargain price, detail the arse off it, knock out some brilliant shop enhanced photos, and hide some of the anomolies :D then bang up at this price

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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We should club together to buy it then send a lorry with a grab to collect it.

 

"Smashy smashy".

 

I will put up £10.00 and another tenner if anyone knows where the quote is from. :lol:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPafI_PejbE

 

I'll match your square.

I'm anyone, and I know...

 

It's from [2F01] Itchy and Scratchy Land

 

Perhaps, therefore, you have to now honour 30 notes :P

 

Soon, that 405 is coming home. With handbrake cable, too. Can't wait.

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